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Titanic

Titanic
This list was started on 8th June 2010 by thugz4real
There are 80 learnings for this movie
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Two horribly inaccurate swings of an axe is enough practice before taking a swing at handcuffs.
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    Posted, 8th June 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Instead of Rose trying to kill herself by jumping off the Titanic, all she had to do was wait two days.
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      Posted, 8th June 2010
      by thugz4real
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      As the Captain of a doomed ship, instead of helping and organizing an effective evacuation, head to the front of your sinking ship and drown.
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        Posted, 8th June 2010
        by thugz4real
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        The best way to keep order in a panic situation is to pull out your gun and fire some rounds into the air.
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          Posted, 8th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Telling someone that you will never let go really means that you will eventually let go.
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            Posted, 8th June 2010
            by thugz4real
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            Next time someone tells you the ship is "unsinkable" take out a huge life insurance policy.
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              Posted, 8th June 2010
              by thugz4real
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              When trying to escape a sinking ship by breaking down doors, there will always be some employee there to say "Hey! You have to pay for that!"
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              • 29th June 2011 by john2012
                That is an actual true even from the sinking of the Titanic.
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              Posted, 8th June 2010
              by thugz4real
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              It's a good idea to keep your passengers locked up below deck as the ship is sinking.
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                Posted, 8th June 2010
                by thugz4real
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                I guess winning a ticket for the Titanic in a poker game wasn't all the lucky after all!
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                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                  by TiffYG2133
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                  Taking turns on the door in the middle of the ocean is absurd.
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                    Posted, 18th June 2010
                    by behappyandeat
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                    You can't both get on the door
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                    • 14th August 2014 by smartguy360
                      He tried but it started to sink
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                    Posted, 15th June 2010
                    by Gladys
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                    The wreck of a ship that is being thoroughly investigated and filmed by divers is the best place to hide a priceless jewel. Obviously you would not want to keep this as a memento of an old flame who gave up his life to save yours, nor pass it on to your children or anything.
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                      Posted, 12th October 2010
                      by no
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                      Even with water gushing in and a noticeable tilt, some people will still deny that the ship is sinking.
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                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                        by thugz4real
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                        The passengers don't listen to the musicians at dinner either.
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                          Posted, 6th August 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          It is entirely possible to put a valuable diamond in someone's coat pocket, have that jacket go through every imaginable thing under the sun and still have that same diamond in your pocket at the end of the movie. Nevermind that you went for several swims, ran around a sinking ship for almost an hour, climbed to the top of a vertically standing vessel through a crowd of people falling to their deaths, and were sucked under water by the force of a ship weighing several tons (all while still wearing the jacket.)
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                          Posted, 16th September 2012
                          by Keely
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                          In iceberg infested waters it's a good idea to maintain your fast speed and heading, even after repeated warnings from other nearby ships. What could possibly go wrong?
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                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                            by thugz4real
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                            If you stand on the outer railing on the front of a ship, then you're flying!
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                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              $20 is the going rate for saving a rich man's fiance.
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                                Posted, 10th September 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                What better way to try and ditch your fiance than jumping off the world's largest ship!
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                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  Somehow in all this mess there's an affair and love story that needs to be noted.
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                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    Although the ship IS sinking and you're about to die, report your stolen jewel anyway.
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                                      Posted, 29th October 2010
                                      by meowmix
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                                      Jack knows exactly where to go and what to do! Just follow him and do whatever he says and you'll live to see another day!
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                                        Posted, 10th March 2011
                                        by Len
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                                        Turns out that when it comes to "making your own luck" neither money nor guns will do it. However, an abandoned crying child, works like a charm.
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                                          Posted, 10th March 2011
                                          by SPCAndyJ
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                                          Americans don't have lice. Neither do the dogs of rich people.
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                                            Posted, 29th June 2011
                                            by john2012
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                                            The one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.
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                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                              by thugz4real
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                                              You can cover up the fact that the ship hit an iceberg by simply telling people the shudder they felt was probably just the ship losing a propellor blade.
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                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                by thugz4real
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                                                Rich people can't survive without hot water and caviar.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                  Sometimes you can actually forget a very valuable jewel inside your coat...
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                                                    Posted, 5th July 2010
                                                    by blogger de niro
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                                                    There's a lot of doors in a gigantic ship...
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                                                      Posted, 5th July 2010
                                                      by blogger de niro
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                                                      Playing music is a great way to get people to stay together on a sinking ship...even if the rest of the musicians have attempted leaving.
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                                                        Posted, 15th July 2010
                                                        by roxee
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                                                        Unfortunately, spitting is not a subject that is taught in finishing school.
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                                                          Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                          by SPCAndyJ
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                                                          Mr. Guggenheim's assistant was extremely loyal.
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                                                            Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                            by SPCAndyJ
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                                                            "I'll never let go" is in no way a promise.
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                                                              Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                              by becki
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                                                              A brief look around a rescue ship is a good indicator that you're fiance didn't survive.
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                                                                Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                by becki
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                                                                The movie is filled with anachronisms. But only the modern day part. Geraldo's career never recovered, the fat guy is wearing a Watchmen shirt, the 101 year old lady arrives in a helicopter with Cougar on the side, and the submersible is named Snoop Dogg and controlled with a VR helmet labeled Snoop Vision. We still don't have Snoop Vision unless we do something illegal.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th April 2012
                                                                  by broham
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                                                                  You can attempt to kill people when a ship is sinking and nobody will stop you
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                                                                    Posted, 14th August 2014
                                                                    by smartguy360
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                                                                    If the ship is sinking it's better not to try to escape stay below deck and adjust your clock instead
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                                                                      Posted, 14th August 2014
                                                                      by smartguy360
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                                                                      The best parties are in third class.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                        by RichardM333
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                                                                        The Titanic cost $7.5 million dollars. 32 additional lifeboats cost $16,000 dollars.
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                                                                          Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                          by RichardM333
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                                                                          But this ship can't sink!
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                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            ICEBERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...RIGHT A HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                              Posted, 11th June 2010
                                                                              by pogi
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                                                                              The Titanic sunk, and people died? I would have never known this if this movie wasn't made.
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                                                                                Posted, 14th June 2010
                                                                                by waydaddy6
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                                                                                You'll never be able to hear the story of Tir na nOg not cry after this.
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                                                                                  Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                  It's a MATHMATICAL CERTAINTY, that the Captain is a MORON.
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                                                                                    Posted, 29th October 2010
                                                                                    by meowmix
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                                                                                    It was just asking for a catastrophe claiming that God Himself couldn't sink this ship and boarding a passenger known as the Unsinkable Molly Brown.
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                                                                                    • 5th February 2011 by Doctor G
                                                                                      She wasn't known as The Unsinkable Molly Brown until afterwards.
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                                                                                    Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                                                                    by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                    For some women, being a whore to a gutter rat is preferable to being the wife of a rich aristocrat.
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                                                                                      Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                                                      by SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                      Jewelery will not fall out of your coat pocket when you're being dragged under water by a sinking ship.
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                                        by becki
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                                                                                        Use cutlery from the outside in.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                                          by becki
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                                                                                          In a situation where the water is freezing and there aren't enough lifeboats, it is estimated that half the people on the ship are going to die. But not the better half.
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                                                                                            Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                                                            by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                                                            Watch out for funnels.
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                                                                                              Posted, 26th April 2011
                                                                                              by RockyRambo
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                                                                                              It is perfectly acceptable to teach a girl how to spit and still have her be attracted to you.
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                                                                                                Posted, 26th April 2011
                                                                                                by RockyRambo
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                                                                                                Some idiot behind me revealed the end of the movie.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                                                                  by john2012
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                                                                                                  When Rose died...she met Jack again :3 ....so what happened when Rose's husband died? Who did he meet with beyond?
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                                                                                                    Posted, 25th August 2011
                                                                                                    by Alaurien
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                                                                                                    When Rose is drunk down with her buddies in Third Class, she automatically has enough stamina and focus to go en pointe without hurting herself.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 16th September 2012
                                                                                                      by Keely
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                                                                                                      Pause it on the scene when Rose "chops off" Jack's handcuffs and you'll see that the axe actually does hit his wrist. Ooops.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 16th September 2012
                                                                                                        by Keely
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                                                                                                        A ship equipped with the finest luxury money can buy can't afford to buy the lookouts a pair of binoculars.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                          by RichardM333
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                                                                                                          When an experienced captain commands a ship bigger then anything he's commanded in the past 25 years, take it out for a test drive first to learn it's handling characteristics. You might want to install a bigger rudder.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                            by RichardM333
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                                                                                                            Never piss off the telegraph operators of nearby ships, you might need their help later on.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                              by RichardM333
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                                                                                                              Before setting out on a maiden voyage across the Atlantic Ocean during iceberg season, don't check to make sure you're carrying red safety flares.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                Make sure all passengers have life preservers. They'll die a much slower death from hyperthermia while they're waiting to be rescued.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                  Suggest to the captain that it would be an impressive feat to rev up the engines to full power on a dark night in an iceberg field. The captain couldn't agree more.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                                    by RichardM333
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                                                                                                                    Kate Winslet's breasts were the only things that were unsinkable.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                                      by RichardM333
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                                                                                                                      When installing watertight doors, make sure they only delay the ship from sinking, not prevent it from sinking.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                                        by RichardM333
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                                                                                                                        The Titanic had to sink to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt the mathematical equation: 20 lifeboats can save 1,178 people on a ship with a maximum capacity of 3,300 passengers.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                          When the toilets cease functioning on a Carnival Cruise ship, be thankful you weren't on the Titanic.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                            Evacuate the women and children first. They have sufficient muscle power to row the lifeboats.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                              A whistle is a useful thing to bring along on a voyage.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                None of the passengers believed the ship was sinking except for the rats.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                  It pays to travel first class.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                    In 1914, there was no TSA to frisk the passengers for concealed weapons.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                      Claiming the ship is unsinkable is a marketing ploy that conflicts with the laws of physics.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                        Rescue ships have first class berths consisting of a blanket and a lukewarm cup of coffee.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                          When you're the owner of a newly launched ship, stay on shore and let someone else test-drive it first.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                            If you're a band member, head for the lifeboats as soon as you can.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                                                              by RichardM333
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                                                                                                                                              Lifeboat drills are not really necessary.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 26th December 2014
                                                                                                                                                by RichardM333
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                                                                                                                                                Saving a girl's life doesn't always get her mother to automatically like you.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th August 2015
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                                                                                                                                                  If you are in a relationship with someone who had a quick crush on someone who passed away soon afterwards, then they will dream about being with that person before they die themselves. Not about you or the family you two of you made together.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 9th August 2015
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                                                                                                                                                    Promising a girl you'll never let go and refusing to let her fall doesn't mean she'll do the same for you.
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