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The Core
This list was started on 8th June 2010 by thugz4real
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This list was last updated on 1st October 2013

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Intense microwaves that melt steel will only give human skin a bad sunburn.
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    Posted, 8th June 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Gen. Purcell (the 4-star) has executive authority and happens to be everywhere. Where's the president, VP, National Security Advisor, etc?
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      Apparently, you can weld wires to a material that can withstand heat up to 9,000 degrees.
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        Posted, 8th June 2010
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        If there isn't a monster involved the black guy isn't always the first to die, he's just the first to volunteer to die.
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          Movie heroes can withstand heat hot enough to have their glasses crack without their face getting burnt.
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            The black guy always dies. Always.
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              Don't make your suits, boots and tools out of the same super heat proof material the ship is made out of!
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                Posted, 6th January 2012
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                A radio that can transmit through the entire Earth's mantle and crust won't be able to transmit to the next compartment of the ship.
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                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                  You can make your cellphone free to use by whistling a tone through gum-paper and pressing random keys.
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                    Helmets designed to withstand the pressure of the center of the Earth can be pierced by a piece of crystal.
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                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                      Months worth of damage caused by the Earth's core stopping spinning will be repaired in five seconds once the core starts to spin again.
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                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                        How to get FREE Long Distance calls on your cell phone: 1. Get a gum wrapper and place it over your phone. 2. Whistle into the Gum Wrapper. 3. Mash the keypad. 4. Voila! You know have free long distance.
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                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                          The government stores all the information about its top secret military projects on a web page on the internet, which can be found by typing the name of a project into a search engine.
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                            You can melt a metal chain and burn your hand by briefly touching a plutonium core but still manage to later carry it 2 feet, pull it up a 8ft ladder with one hand and carry it another 5ft and not have the urge to let go.
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                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                              Being an Earth specialist gets you fans waiting for your autograph.
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                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                Important instrumentation such as override switches etc should always be located in hard to reach places - just in case you ever need to use them!
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                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                  There are always pieces of wire available for when you need to draw straws to decide who's going to die. You can just cut them from anywhere.
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                                    Lightning is attracted to stone structures, not metal, and makes them explode.
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                                    • 13th June 2010 by thugz4real
                                      lol thanks!
                                    • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
                                      Well i guess they just made a badge for it after all!
                                    • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
                                      lol yea there needs to be a badge for that!
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                                    When the Government is about to activate a weapon that will destroy your ship and kill everyone in it and you come up with a plan to stop them and save the world, there's still time for a cigarette before you explain the plan to your crew-mates.
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                                      High ranking government officials and scientists need visual aids such as a peach and a can of flaming air freshener to help them understand the concept of earth being scorched.
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                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                        Ships constructed of Unobtainium have the unique ability to spawn additional compartments when one of the originals are ejected due to damage.
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                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                          It is necessary to label your folders as top secret in your own file cabinet. This is probobly done with the hope that if someone breaks into your office to snoop at files, they will not look at that one.
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                                            While drawing straws to see who gets to sacrifice their life, the most important factor at this moment is who "gets dibs on being the hero."
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                                              Bombs that send out a blast equally in all directions can somehow produce a turing effect on the Earth's core.
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                                                When a ship is heading vertically into the center of the Earth, the crew can still walk between the compartments as though the ship were horizontal.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                  People will not start to panic and create mass hysteria about the end of the world after over thirty unexplained deaths at the same instant, a swarm of berserker pidgeons attacking London, an unexplained shuttle crash-landing, the complete obliteration of Rome by an unimaginably powerful thunderstorm and the collapse of the Golden-Gate Bridge all in the space of three months.
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                                                  • 1st October 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                    Yeah, just control the internet and you control the people - priceless.
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                                                  A simple kick can knock over a crystal that was heavy enough to stop an ultrasonic speeding ship.
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                                                    The core of the Earth is somehow the size of Mars.
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                                                      It's possible for a ship traveling at about 100 knots to circumnavigate the core in a matter of hours.
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                                                        Although they have to travel through thousands of miles of rock to get to the core, it somehow makes sense to transport the whole ship and launching system to the north Pacific to save having to dig through an extra few miles.
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                                                        • 1st October 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                          Y'know what? I just saw this flic once more and noticed it too...They were in such a hurry but propably spend a lot of time and resources to bring that ship on that special built oil rig instead of starting right away in the desert where it has been built.
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                                                        A suit that's capable of protecting someone against thousands of degrees will still function for a time when subjected to twice its capacity.
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                                                          If someone's working in a lab and zapping through lead with "souped-up microwaves," all lab workers are allowed to walk behind it.
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                                                            If someone's working in a lab and zapping through lead with "souped-up microwaves," all lab workers are allowed to walk behind it.
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                                                              A savvy hacker would bother to show his face in a cyber cafe when the more anonymous technique would be to simply find someone's unsecured wireless connection.
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                                                                When there is a natural disaster on the Earth, the answer is "NUKE IT!"
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                                                                  A known hacker is allowed to roam freely on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
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                                                                    When faced with a computer that won't allow you to eject a compartment that isn't damaged, the only solution is to sacrifice the builder to hit the manual override instead of having the builder send a false failure signal to the computer.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                      The logical explanation to every movie plot-hole that could ever be created is that a new metal known simply as "Unobtainium" can do anything, ever.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                        The earth actually has a layer of empty space above the crystals.
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                                                                          Your hull can convert heat to electrical energy merely by sticking a wire to the surface.
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                                                                            Whales can descend to 13 kms below the surface.
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                                                                              If your pace-maker fails, you drop dead on the spot.
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                                                                                If an astronaut is "just not ready" to make a manual emergency landing of a shuttle, then they absolutely shouldn't do so even if the only other alternative is to let the shuttle crash and kill everyone aboard.
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                                                                                  A space shuttle very nearly crash landing on a busy LA Freeway will not cause any kind of traffic disruption.
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                                                                                    College professors learn all of their freshman student's names.
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                                                                                      There is a tectonic plate boundary near Hawaii.
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                                                                                        Underwater mammals will "sing" back at anything remotely sounding like their language.
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                                                                                          Space shuttle gears can be opened in less than 2 seconds.
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                                                                                            In space, directional reactors make noises.
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                                                                                              If you are responsible for ground control of the earth shuttle AND you are a woman, then you have to serve the coffee, too.
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                                                                                                Dropping a random mass of plutonium next to a bomb will make it more powerful.
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                                                                                                  Changing core rotation seems to change the rotation of earth too.
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                                                                                                    Top secret high-ranking councils about the end of humankind always have some nice buffet with fruits just in case a scientist wants to explain physics with them.
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                                                                                                      Ingenious cyber-hackers with unhealthy food habits and anorexia aren't excluding each other.
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                                                                                                        Never forget to let the French guy pop up with a bottle of champagne in an American action flick.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                          Birds rely solely on the Earth's magnetic field to get around (makes you wonder why they have eyes in the first place).
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                                                                                                            Deep sea divers need to wear enourmous suits to withstand the pressure in the ocean, but when traveling to the center of the earth all you need is a leather jacket and some cool looking helmets.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                              You need a high tech laser to cut a path through rock to get to the core of the earth but you can get back without it.
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                                                                                                                You can discover a metal that can withstand any heat and convert it to energy but you won't be a millionare.
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                                                                                                                  A college professor can whip up an X-ray guidance device in a matter of weeks and not be stinking rich.
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                                                                                                                    You say bad words when you will die.
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                                                                                                                      Hot pockets help you relax.
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                                                                                                                        A misunderstood top-notch scientist is the only one in the world that figures out that suddenly all the compasses don't work anymore.
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                                                                                                                          Whether or not we acually have a magnetic field isn't really that important to our survival. Other than a bunch of disappointed boyscouts there will be no problem if we just lose our magnetic field.
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                                                                                                                          • 6th April 2012 by occams chainsaw
                                                                                                                            Actually yeah it does matter. Surprisingly without it the Earth really will fry
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                                                                                                                          Electro magnetism stops pace makers but not digital cameras.
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                                                                                                                            A 50 Megaton warhead is about the size of a microwave oven.
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                                                                                                                              A Gigaton strong thermonuclear explosion will immediately restart the Earth's core spinning at over a thousand miles an hour.
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                                                                                                                                The golden gate bridge was built of incredibly shoddy materials and will melt before either cars or their tires.
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                                                                                                                                  Female astronauts are naturally buxom beauties and as such are perfectly entitled to wear makeup at all times, especially while in the Space Shuttle during a mission.
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                                                                                                                                    Female astronauts also are always ignored by the belligerent captain when they automagically come up with directions on their own from a map of an area where they weren't going to land in the first place.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                      Military secrecy requires the use of world-famous personnel from non-military institutions like NASA and universities, who spontaneously become US military personnel, to conduct ubersecret missions.
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                                                                                                                                        You can burn a hole through the surface of the earth into the mantle but clearly you don't need to worry about reflux of magma through the hole (no artificial volcanoes, oh well). Guess all those megatonnes of rock sorta packs to the side or something too (miners take note).
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                                                                                                                                          Radiation from nuclear fuel rods ain't what it used to be. Certainly makes handling easier.
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                                                                                                                                            Of all the millions of scientist in the world, the only ones that figure out the earths core has stopped spinning are american.
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                                                                                                                                              Of all the millions of scientist in the world, the only ones that figure out the earth's core has stopped spinning are American.
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                                                                                                                                                You can draw power from all over the country to a single destination without frying any powerlines that have to handle all that combined power along the way.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                  Laser beams don't cut, they melt the material!
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                                                                                                                                                    A single person can control all data whithin the entire internet.
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                                                                                                                                                      The word of a hacker is worth more than a General's order on a military vessel.
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                                                                                                                                                        Don't be in a certain few streets in Boston when you have a pacemaker and the Earth's core stops spinning. Anywhere else in the world is a safe place when that happens.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          Ridiculous hacker kiddies prepare nice graphical progress bars for complete deletion of their hard discs.
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                                                                                                                                                            A hacker will notice stuff that the rest won't, such as the fact that the earth is healing itself.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                              Even though you are at the CORE of the earth, they can still locate your ship.
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                                                                                                                                                                You can sit for 16 hrs straight and drive a ship out of the core, while keeping the same focus (near the end).
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                                                                                                                                                                  While the Earth is in crisis, the populations of the world go on shopping, chatting in bars and cafes, to work, to school and football games, and in general act is if nothing is amiss-as long as there are no cheap special effect 'disasters' nearby to distract them.
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                                                                                                                                                                    It takes days to get to the core but only a few minutes to return-with whales joyously greeting you-and then giving away your location to an already-in-place Navy rescue armada-with a 15 year old kid in command.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                      Who will land the space shuttle is only decided as they are about to enter the earth's atmosphere.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Although there are plenty of airfields around LA, choose to land your shuttle in a dried-up river bed.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                          Ships that passed through an empty space (and "can't fly") on the way down can somehow learn how to fly on the way back up.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            A ship that can survive abnormally high and low temperatures, extreme pressure, magma and are 'undestructable' are almost crippled by just moving past a diamond formation.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              On the mission that would decide the fate of the world and with unlimited resources, the great wise world leaders send two space pilots (one with limited experience in commanding), two theoretical scientists (one totally unknown) and two guys who are apparently there only for diversity: a Frenchman and a black guy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                A ship that is not designed to travel through empty space is still equipped with suits, tool-kits, and other items that could only be used in an open space environment.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Young, cool, though inexperienced subordinates always outsmart their stuffy superiors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                    You can look into a room at 9000 degrees Fahrenheit and not be instantly blinded by the incandescent light.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                      The only material known that can stand such high temperatures and pressures is the unobtainium, but somehow the glass visor can also stand these conditions.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                        If you are working on a bridge, you may not notice the sound of a space shuttle coming towards you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          If you run mission control for the space shuttle program you're qualified to run it for a sub terrain vessel.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                            If a compartment detaches you can still somehow see whats going on inside.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                              The only way to make government officials understand how serious something is is by setting a peach on fire.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Radio communication with the control center on the surface are crystal clear through thousands of miles of rock!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  When in need of a landing site for the shuttle, don’t use the perfectly acceptable 12,000 feet of runway at LAX; use instead a storm drain, and then get praised for great navigating!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's cool to smoke on a craft with pressurized oxygen tanks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      If a pidgeon collides with your car, do not use the brakes! In fact, speeding up the car is a better solution. Who cares about other people, right?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you suspect the end of the world, just tell one guy... Then go drink with a buddy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          A guy dumb enough to use phrases as absurd as "the first one" when asked if he is a certain person, yes or no? and "there's nothing on the right of the equals sign" when no conclusion has been reached is the only person in the world capable of figuring out that the Earth's core has stopped spinning.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            When a person falls into a flow of magma, their body (which is less dense than molten rock) will sink into it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              HTTP error 404 is actually an "Access Denied" error, not "File not Found" as many of us believe.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                The black guy always dies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Initially, I thought this movie was a sequel to Michael Bay's Armageddon.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If the erath's core stops rotating all of a sudden, the earth itself wont.
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