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Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast
This list was started on 8th December 2009 by Anon
There are 75 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th October 2014

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Eating four dozen eggs every morning will grant you a body the size of a barge, rather than just give you salmonella and severe cholesterol problems.
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  • 8th December 2009 by Anon
    My thoughts exactly XD
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Posted, 8th December 2009
by Anon
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No one can [fill in the blank here] like Gaston!
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  • 24th January 2011 by vfxfan
    No one screams while falling like Gaston.
  • 7th October 2010 by Anon
    "No one poops like Gaston, no one dumps like Gaston, no one sits on the toilet as long as Gaston..." What? I came up with that when I was like, 10 or something.
  • 10th December 2009 by Anon
    He uses antlers in all of his decorating.
  • 9th December 2009 by Anon
    Haha, I loved that part! So true XD
  • 9th December 2009 by Anon
    No one can act like a jackass like Gaston.
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Posted, 8th December 2009
by Anon
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Sometimes, you should really just listen to your horse.
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    Posted, 8th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Never go for the gorgeous triplets; instead, choose the one woman in all of France who hates you.
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Silver
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      If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
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      Posted, 10th December 2009
      by Sherlock Junior
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      The curse stops when the prince gets 21. Candle says they've been waiting 10 years. So the prince was like... 11 when he got the curse?
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      • 31st July 2011 by tina270
        Where were his parents??
      • 8th May 2010 by Meushell
        Ha. Haven't seen the movie in a long time. Yeah, that would suck.
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      Posted, 13th December 2009
      by SainaTsukino
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        Posted, 8th December 2009
        by Anon
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        It's not right for a woman to read. She starts having ideas and thinking...
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          Posted, 13th December 2009
          by SainaTsukino
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          • 10th December 2009 by Anon
            No promises, Nehs. :B
          • 8th December 2009 by Anon
            Just don't test this theory out on me, okay guys? *shot*
          • 8th December 2009 by Anon
            Teach me your ways, O glorious Shiggy Lemons.
          • 8th December 2009 by Anon
            This is my motto.
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          Posted, 8th December 2009
          by Anon
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          No matter how ugly and disfigured you may become under a curse, one never loses their pretty blue eyes.
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          • 9th May 2010 by nikkabee
            the eyes are the windows to the soul.
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          Posted, 8th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Bulging muscles don't impress the booksmart.
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          • 21st April 2012 by LadyGrizz
            Finally, someone says it :) Thank you from a booksmart!
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          Posted, 8th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Servants often look like household items, which makes it quite convenient when curses are placed upon them.
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            Posted, 8th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Only in a Disney movie is the Beast more handsome than the man inside.
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              Posted, 8th December 2009
              by Silver
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              "Expectorating" means to hock a loogie. Take that Hooked on Phonics; I learned from a Disney movie!
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                Posted, 10th December 2009
                by Sherlock Junior
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                Reading while walking is much easier in a disney movie.
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                • 21st April 2012 by LadyGrizz
                  Hey, I read while walking all the time! It's actually not very hard, I've been doing it for five years.
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                Posted, 13th December 2009
                by SainaTsukino
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                The time it takes to fall in love is directly proportionate to the time remaining in the curse.
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                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Teacups can operate steam-powered heavy machinery no problem.
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                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    A rioting mob hellbent on murdering a large beast can be defeated easily by living furniture and dinnerware. Not to mention their own stupidity.
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                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Sheep are able to understand when you read outloud.
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                        Posted, 9th December 2009
                        by Isis10
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                        Peasant girls that lives in a poor provincial town knows how to read, waltz and everything else that usually requires a noble education.
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                        • 21st April 2012 by LadyGrizz
                          If you read the original story, Belle was actually the youngest daughter of three to a wealthy buisnessman, before they lost all they had to a ship lost at sea.
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                        Posted, 13th December 2009
                        by SainaTsukino
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                        Thinking is a dangerous pastime.
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                        Posted, 13th December 2009
                        by SainaTsukino
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                        If you constantly check out a book from a library the librarian will realize how much you like the book and let you have it for free.
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                          Posted, 2nd January 2010
                          by Ginamaya
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                          If you don't believe the cook, ask the dishes.
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                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            Your favorite book always ends up foreshadowing the next six months of your life.
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                              Posted, 17th December 2009
                              by kashiwagi
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                              Ottomans make excellent pets.
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                              • 15th October 2010 by Anon
                                When I first read this, won't lie, thought you were talking about Turks for a second. Then it made sense afterward.
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                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              The candlestick has a great rape face.
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                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                Boxer shorts have been around longer then we realized!
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                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                  by ChiakiEiji
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                                  Blue dresses are nearly indestructible, nor will they get stained.
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                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                    by Isis10
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                                    There's like 20 tea cups with faces, but only one turns back into a human....
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                                    • 4th May 2011 by Meushell
                                      Maybe Beast smashed them in a rage.
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                                    Posted, 17th December 2009
                                    by kashiwagi
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                                    The prince was about 11 when he was cursed...so where were his parents? Why was an eleven year old boy living with only a bunch of servants who do everything he says? No wonder he was spoiled.
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                                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                                      by KayDee
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                                      When you're hungry, servants will sing you an elaborate song rather than feed you.
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                                        Posted, 8th August 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Stay away from the West Wing.
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                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        It is really easy to bribe people who run asylums.
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                                        • 13th December 2009 by SainaTsukino
                                          the saner you act, the crazier you seem
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                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Disney female main characters are always pretty AND smart.
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                                          Posted, 13th December 2009
                                          by SainaTsukino
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                                          Antlers are the perfect accessory for any room.
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                                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            When waiting for someone to come back home, it's always good to disguise yourself as a snowman.
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                                              Posted, 17th December 2009
                                              by kashiwagi
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                                              Love someone's inner beauty and later you will be granted with that person's great outer beauty...only in Disney.
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                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                by Vampiremoon762
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                                                Disney bad guys have a bad habit of loosing their balance and falling to their death.
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                                                  Posted, 8th August 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  The Beast has a castle in the middle of the woods for at least ten years. What was he the prince of that no one noticed he never left again?
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                                                    Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                    by tina270
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                                                    The witch will also curse the servants including children for something the prince did. She seems like she needs to learn not to be a jerk.
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                                                      Posted, 4th February 2012
                                                      by broham
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                                                      For goodness sakes, let the old woman in!
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                                                      • 13th December 2009 by SainaTsukino
                                                        Toby! grab the old woman out!
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                                                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Curses don't teach arrogant, snot-nosed princes anything unless they meet the love of their life while under the curse.
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                                                        Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                        by chibi master
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                                                        It would seem the witch took the prince's name away with his looks, and not even true love can give it back. Only the corporation can do that.
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                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                          by ThunderRollin
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                                                          You know it's not gonna work out when a guy points out the girl he wants to marry by pointing a GUN at her the first time you meet him.
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                                                            Posted, 2nd November 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            If an old man is suspected to be crazy in France it is necessary for the whole town to meet outside his house angrily with pitch forks and torches to pick him up.
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                                                              Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                              by tina270
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                                                              Manliness is measured in antler decorations.
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                                                                Posted, 24th December 2011
                                                                by Minty Fishbowl
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                                                                Pay attention to the clock, or he'll have told you so.
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                                                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Thinking is a dangerous pastime.
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                                                                  Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                  by SainaTsukino
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                                                                  Finally a disney princess whos not blonde
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                                                                  • 4th May 2011 by Meushell
                                                                    I wasn't aware that Snow White and Ariel were blonde.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                  by kashiwagi
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                                                                  Apparently, the ENTIRE town worships Gaston and his barbaric ways. i.e, tearing the town tavern to pieces on a drunken rant, beating the be Jesus out of the other men, starting murderous mobs, Humiliating and abusing the heck out of Lefou in front of the entire town but no one cares, because Gaston is EVERYONE'S favorite guy!
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                                                                    Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                                    by 93kittykitty
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                                                                    If your father is sick and dying in the woods, leave the castle full of servants to come get him, and instead of taking him back to the castle just take him to your poor cottage, where no one likes him. You should be able to get a lot of help there.
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                                                                      Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                      by tina270
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                                                                      If all the other teacups were Chip's brothers and sisters then wouldn't that mean there was a lot of child labor in the castle.
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                                                                        Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                        by tina270
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                                                                        Mrs. Potts is kind of old to have a ten year old son.
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                                                                          Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                          by tina270
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                                                                          Old women will curse you if you don't let them in TwT.
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                                                                          • 1st August 2011 by Alaurien
                                                                            moment...but if you do..they'l give you a poisoned apple...who the hell understands disney ¬_¬
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                                                                          Posted, 1st August 2011
                                                                          by Alaurien
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                                                                          The town is gay for Gaston.
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                                                                            Posted, 4th February 2012
                                                                            by broham
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                                                                            Only the best suitors completely ignore any of your wishes and refuse to take any of your personal opinions about getting married into consideration.
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                                                                              Posted, 14th September 2012
                                                                              by Keely
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                                                                              In countryside France a man in the stocks will still be cheerful enough to say bonjour!
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                                                                                Posted, 25th August 2014
                                                                                by nee
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                                                                                French countryside girls that have an interest in an education is considered strange enough for the entire town to burst into song.
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th August 2014
                                                                                  by nee
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                                                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                      A "beast" always means a talking, hairy, bull on two legs.
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                                                                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                        Falling love with a beast in this society lands you in JAIL.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                          Wolves go after the young horse, not the old man.
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                                                                                            Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                            by SainaTsukino
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                                                                                            ALWAYS pick the Beast, just because he looks like a beast, doesn't mean he won't be the only good-looking Disney prince there is. Not to mention a beast in another sense.
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                                                                                              Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                                                              by sapphire0kisses
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                                                                                              Belle did not read Bluebeard.
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                                                                                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                                                by SainaTsukino
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                                                                                                Manly men only prance around when wearing boots.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                                  by kashiwagi
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                                                                                                  The sun rises in the East. The song is how I learned that, and it's a good mnemonic for remembering it.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                    Some folk just have a hate-on for provincial life...
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                                                                                                      Posted, 15th October 2010
                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                      The smartest, prettiest girl in town can be ridiculed for reading. This is considered weird enough to the people for them to burst into song and dance over, all while continuing to go about their daily activities. I don't know about you, but they don't exactly seem like the normal people in this scenario.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 14th September 2012
                                                                                                        by Keely
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                                                                                                        The beast had access to medieval era internet porn via the magic mirror.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 25th August 2014
                                                                                                          by nee
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                                                                                                          The usual things guys will do for a girl they like include flowers, chocolates and promises they don't intend to keep.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                                                                            by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                            If you refuse to have dinner with the beast for long enough, he'll tell you to go ahead and STAARRRRVVVEEE!!!
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                                                                                                              Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                                                                              by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                              Cogsworth knows it's a girl.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                                                                                by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                                The Beast fails at snowball fights.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                                                                                  by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                                  Who could ever learn to love a beast? Why Belle could! That's who!
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th October 2014
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