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Diamonds are Forever

Diamonds are Forever
This list was started on 14th June 2010 by Dominic
There are 28 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 23rd November 2015

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If you're thrown out of a hotel room window, you will definitely fall safely into the hotel swimming pool without paralysis.
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    Posted, 14th June 2010
    by Dominic
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    If some lady is annoying you, throw them out of your hotel room window.
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      Posted, 14th June 2010
      by Dominic
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      To bring down the bad guy, just crush their balls.
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        Posted, 14th June 2010
        by Dominic
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        At the circus, you will find diamonds in the stuffed animals.
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          Posted, 14th June 2010
          by Dominic
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          To achieve world domination, build a laser satellite out of diamonds.
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            Posted, 14th June 2010
            by Dominic
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            Every bad guy has to have a cat.
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              Posted, 14th June 2010
              by Dominic
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              You can always drown the bad guy in a pool of super heated mud instead of just shooting them.
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                Posted, 14th June 2010
                by Dominic
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                African blood diamonds were made to build a laser satellite.
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                  Posted, 14th June 2010
                  by Dominic
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                  Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are gay.
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                    Posted, 18th August 2010
                    by Fitz
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                    If you talk about some woman, your gay partner freaks out.
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                      Posted, 30th November 2014
                      by Garga
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                      Life is strange, one minute Bamby and Thumper are handing James Bond's bottom to him, the next minute he overpower both with just one hand holding each of them.
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                      • 22nd November 2015 by agentdc7
                        That always bothered me when I watched it as a kid.
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                      Posted, 30th November 2014
                      by Garga
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                      Mr. Wint loves getting wedgies.
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                        Posted, 28th January 2013
                        by agentdc7
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                        If you name a cake with a bomb "La Bombe Surprise", that isn't really a surprise.
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                          Posted, 28th January 2013
                          by agentdc7
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                          God does not want man to fly.
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                            Posted, 29th January 2013
                            by bourbonphantom
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                            Regardless of where you are, weather it's the Earth or the Moon or orbits, if you are in a space suit you ought to move in slow motion.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2014
                              by Garga
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                              You can get in a open the back door of a stationary van in a gas station, get in and close the door without the driver notices.
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                                Posted, 30th November 2014
                                by Garga
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                                Instead of killing your target effectively, just leave him somewhere in the desert in a piece of pipe and hope for the best.
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                                  Posted, 30th November 2014
                                  by Garga
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                                  You can sleep in a 8' section of a pipe and no one will notice you while they're preparing the pipe to lift and bury and wield..
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                                    Posted, 30th November 2014
                                    by Garga
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                                    Some people like to make their office in the loo.
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                                      Posted, 30th November 2014
                                      by Garga
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                                      You can shoot a beam of laser 300m in the water and blow a soviet submarine if your laser is made out of gem quality diamonds.
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                                        Posted, 30th November 2014
                                        by Garga
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                                        It's always better instead of saying Cairo, you say Cai, Cai, Cairo! You are expected to not move your mouth as well.
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                                          Posted, 30th November 2014
                                          by Garga
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                                          When you send a wooden casket in the furnace of a crematorium and pull it out after a few minutes, the casket will be as good as new and without a single scratch. Of course it won't smoke either!
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                                            Posted, 30th November 2014
                                            by Garga
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                                            When you make a mistake during the film production of a car stunt, like the car entering the alley tilting on his passenger's side entering but tilting on his driver's side exiting the alley, make a funny transition scene for between entering and exiting and hope nobody finds out.
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                                              Posted, 30th November 2014
                                              by Garga
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                                              When your diamond satellite fires a laser beam away from the earth's surface, it actually hits somewhere in North Dakota or China.
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                                                Posted, 30th November 2014
                                                by Garga
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                                                Only in a Bond movie you will find Nairobi in South Africa not Kenya.
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                                                  Posted, 5th February 2015
                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                  Blofeld used surgery to clone his face to others. He must have also used it to regrow hair too.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Bond looks a little outta shape. I guess losing your new wife does terrible things to your health.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Facial plastic surgery will also change your voice.
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                                                        Posted, 23rd November 2015
                                                        by agentdc7
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