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Hercules

Hercules
This list was started on 8th December 2009 by Anon
There are 37 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th September 2015

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Zeus and Hera were happily married and there was no infidelity involved.
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  • 9th December 2009 by Anon
    Zeus is one lucky guy...
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Posted, 8th December 2009
by Anon
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All Greek Gods and Goddesses are monochromatic and they glow.
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    Posted, 12th December 2009
    by Ryuuko
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    Muses sing like a five-member gospel choir.
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Pegasus wasn't born from Medusa's blood when Perseus hacked her head off - Zeus formed the little tyke out of clouds.
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        Posted, 10th December 2009
        by Sherlock Junior
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        So that's what happened to Scar.
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          Posted, 2nd March 2011
          by vfxfan
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          If you're gifted with superhuman strength, unrivaled athletic ability and the ability to knock over an entire temple by leaning on a pillar a little too hard, you'll still look gangly and awkward and everyone will make fun of you.
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            Posted, 8th December 2009
            by Anon
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            A hero is only as good as his weapon. Fish are not effective swords, ergo those who wield them are considered substandard.
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              Posted, 8th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Never trust a "My Little Pony" look-a-like with purple feathers; she might turn out to be a demon ... or two.
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                Posted, 8th December 2009
                by Silver
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                Danny DeVito is short even when animated.
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                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                  by TiffYG2133
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                  IF is good...
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                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                    by Abrina7
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                    Don't sell your soul for a guy. He'll just run off with the next doe-eyed floozy he sees anyway.
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                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Damsels are delicate. Try to keep their heads intact while rescuing them.
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                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Peoples' ears are shaped like cinnamon buns.
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                          Posted, 12th December 2009
                          by Ryuuko
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                          Hades has an extremely sharp, sarcastic wit.
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                          • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
                            James Woods, baby.
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                          Posted, 8th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Listen to the orange midget.
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                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                            by elizabeth
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                            We really shouldn't be accusing so many stars of being merchandising sellouts. The action figures made the Greek heroes, after all.
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                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Some perverted goat-guy-thing can TOTALLY make a decent coach for a hero. Even if his last student died. Honest.
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                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                by chibi master
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                                Disney will own Tate Buckley Donavan's soul for the rest of eternity.
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                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  It's possible to grab a tornado by it's tail, suck up the lava, ice, and mud titans, AND throw them into space! And they will make an explosion, just as a cherry on top.
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                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                    by Sharkboy
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                                    A foot-long steak can stretch to a length of about four meters.
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                                      Posted, 12th December 2009
                                      by Ryuuko
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                                      There's nothing wrong with the SCISSORS.
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                                        Posted, 15th December 2009
                                        by sapphire0kisses
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                                        Indoor plumbing. Its gonna be big.
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                                          Posted, 25th December 2009
                                          by Halfsh0t
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                                          Hercules is a very popular name nowadays.
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                                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            Tornados make the best weapons.
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                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                                              by ChiakiEiji
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                                              It's just our own misfortune that we happen to be the Fates' arts and crafts project.
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                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Hades loves sports, and always attempts to involve sports-metaphors in daily conversation.
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                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Give up a good and eternal life for the one you love
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                                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                    by Isis10
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                                                    Hades' sons are the equivalent of nowadays footballers in high school.
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                                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                      by SainaTsukino
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                                                      Five was an even number in ancient Greece.
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                                                        Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Hercules can get a flower from the tallest tree..with a simple stretch :3
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                                                          Posted, 20th August 2011
                                                          by Alaurien
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                                                          Aim.
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                                                            Posted, 31st December 2011
                                                            by Minty Fishbowl
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                                                            Hades is a fast talker.
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                                                              Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                              by Optimus Thunder
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                                                              All people are petty and dishonest, even those who seem to be in love with you.
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                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2012
                                                                by LadyGrizz
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                                                                After you bend your sword into a boomerang it will magically pop back to its original form.
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                                                                  Posted, 9th March 2012
                                                                  by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                  When you're a Hero, the perks are in the Merchandizing!
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                                                                    Posted, 5th November 2014
                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                    'I am retired' is two words.
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                                                                      Posted, 11th September 2015
                                                                      by DreamerBoy
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                                                                      You're not a true hero yet if you're an action figure.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th September 2015
                                                                        by DreamerBoy
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