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The Lion King

The Lion King
This list was started on 8th December 2009 by Anon
There are 69 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st December 2016

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So, its okay to show Dad getting killed, but even come close to the word "fart" and the whole number comes to a screeching halt.
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  • 16th February 2013 by Meushell
    Lol. As a kid, I thought there was some adult joke I wasn't getting. Turned out to be just a fart joke. That was disappointing.
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Posted, 8th December 2009
by Anon
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One out of three Hyenas are Mexican.
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  • 23rd April 2014 by agentdc7
    And chances are one of the other two are retarded.
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Posted, 8th December 2009
by Anon
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If your only friend growing up is a girl, you will eventually end up a couple. Accept it already.
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  • 28th December 2009 by Anon
    They didn't even go through the whole "We're not like that!" routine.
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Posted, 8th December 2009
by Anon
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Disney hates parents. The most they can tolerate is one, and every relative outside of the main character's immediate family must be evil.
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    Posted, 8th December 2009
    by chibi master
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    Local foliage directly correlates to how good or evil of a reign is currently in progress.
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Young kids in Disney movies grow-up exponentially faster than adults can age.
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        Posted, 9th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Baboons know karate.
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          Posted, 8th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Termites are a perfect dietary substitute for raw mammal flesh.
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          • 28th December 2009 by Anon
            Slimy but satisfying . . . was he like, wiping out entire termite colonies every week to be satisfied?
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          Posted, 8th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Baboon is the new Yoda.
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            Posted, 9th December 2009
            by Anon
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            A meerkat and a warthog CAN raise a lion cub and not be eaten!
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              Posted, 17th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Hyenas are the Animal Kingdom's Stormtroopers.
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                Posted, 8th December 2009
                by Anon
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                When you see your father's head forming in the clouds in order to lecture you from the great beyond, it's probably time to lay off the prairie grass.
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                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Never assume the only other heir to the throne is dead unless you see a body.
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                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Listen to everything some crack head baboon tells you. Seriously, he's not tripping on acid, he's just...really...wise.
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                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                      by chibi master
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                      Animals that live in Africa speak with English accents.
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                        Posted, 12th December 2009
                        by Ryuuko
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                        When a lion is outcasted, it becomes the ruler of an oddly large hyena pack.
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                          Posted, 12th December 2009
                          by Ryuuko
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                          Nobody has ever said "it's to die for" without subtly foreshadowing your death at their hands.
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                            Posted, 17th December 2009
                            by Vedici
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                            Talk back and you get hit with the magic monkey's stick, ask a question you get hit with the magic monkey's stick, say nothing and you get hit with the magic monkey's stick.
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                              Posted, 17th December 2009
                              by kashiwagi
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                              Anyone named Scar is destined to receive a huge scar along their face.
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                                Posted, 17th December 2009
                                by kashiwagi
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                                When a new lion cub is born, the entire animal kingdom rejoices its future king... it doesn't think "oh crap, another guy that's gonna try to eat us."
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                                  Posted, 13th April 2010
                                  by pingu
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                                  The best lesson to teach children and destined kings is "to have no worries for the rest of your days," because life is good and it will always stay that way.
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                                  • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                                    What refutes existentialism? Wonderful Disney sing-alongs!
                                  • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                                    That and to get by on the "bare necessities of life". Why try for the promotion or anything better than a C+?
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                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Even a lioness or lion can make "bedroom eyes".
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                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Silly animal puns go unnoticed until you're 16.
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                                    • 2nd September 2010 by ekedolphin
                                      Make mine a CUB sandwich!
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                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                                    by sapphire0kisses
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                                    Clouds give good, wholesome inspirational talks.
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                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                      by Vampiremoon762
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                                      Try not to piss off your minions, especially if they haven't eaten in a while and aren't too picky about the source of their next meal.
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                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                          Posted, 10th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Wildebeests can run straight downwards and will not fall.
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                                            Posted, 12th December 2009
                                            by Ryuuko
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                                            Every time a ray of sun pierces through thick clouds, a baby lion is presented on Pride Rock.
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                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              To Pumba, everything is a ball of gas
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                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Hyena raves exist exlusively in the skulls of dead elephants.
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                                                  Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                  by PhoenixFox
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                                                  Before sunrise, it's the females' son.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                    by Abrina7
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                                                    Even a Disney villain cannot stand the inhumanity of that which is the "It's a Small World" ride.
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                                                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Lion cubs cannot tell when something is dead.
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                                                        Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                        by Ryuuko
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                                                        Meerkats think living things are gross.
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                                                          Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                          by Ryuuko
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                                                          The best way to lose your babysitter is through a Busby Berkley Number.
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                                                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            There is apparently a pit of elephant-kryptonite at the edge of an otherwise healthy African grassland.
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                                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Simba let Nala kick his ass, or that is what he tells himself.
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                                                              • 22nd January 2010 by Anon
                                                                It was all a carefully orchestrated ruse so when they grew up, he could tap that.
                                                              • 13th December 2009 by SainaTsukino
                                                                the Nile is a river un egypt
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                                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              With both characters and scenery, if it's dark it's evil.
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                                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                by Kidoushuu
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                                                                Subliminal messages roam free in this movie like antelope.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  It's abnormal that warthogs don't smell good.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                    by Ryuuko
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                                                                    Evil lions have Afros on their elbows.
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                                                                      Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                      by Ryuuko
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                                                                      The day the baby is being shown is a truce: prey can get really near the lions, bow and show vulnerability and no one will back-stab them.
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                                                                        Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                        by SainaTsukino
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                                                                        Effective strategy for elusion #355: Dress in drag and do the hula!
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                                                                          Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                          by tenshi
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                                                                          Rafiki has a secret. Asante sana SQUASH BANANA a wee mo way mo wee.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                            by Carmiguez
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                                                                            Bachelor pad friends are always there to help, not to hold you back so that you can be their eternal buddy.
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                                                                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Effective strategy for elusion #354: Have a rhinoceros sit on the one whom you would have distracted.
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                                                                                Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                Idiot lackeys are idiots.
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                                                                                  Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  Lions have opposable thumbs.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                                    by Ryuuko
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                                                                                    If you look like a stupid pork, who cares if you have knowledge in astronomy.
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                                                                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                      by SainaTsukino
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                                                                                      The past can hurt.
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                        by Halfsh0t
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                                                                                        They call him, Mr Pig!
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                                                                                          Posted, 24th January 2011
                                                                                          by Hayleychaotix
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                                                                                          Good kings are those who disobey their elders and cause international incidents.
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                                                                                            Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                            by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                            Stars are not big balls of burning gas burning billions of miles away.
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                                                                                              Posted, 12th May 2012
                                                                                              by Sweet dee
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                                                                                              If the stars are great kings of the past, I don't want to know where all the smarmy little spares went.
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                                                                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                Wildfires are always extinguished by the well-timed rain that the parched land needed desperately anyways.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                  All the other animals look to lions for leadership to start spine-wrecking musical numbers.
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                                                                                                  • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                    All before dinner time.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                  Cub sandwiches are always ordered to go.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                    When your movie looks like it's gonna suck, rip off a classic Japanese film.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                      Hakuna Matata really means life sucks but this is a Disney film so everything has to be G rated.
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                                                                                                      • 20th April 2012 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                                        WTF? People 7 negatives? Ya'll must love Disney!
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                                                                                                      Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                                      by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                      As long as promised food, Hyenas will readily form-up in neat lines and follow Hitler-Lion.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                                        by Khenarthi
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                                                                                                        Always trust the hornbill.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                          by Gaurav
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                                                                                                          So Simba didn't actually kill Mufasa...wait Simba is alive!?!?
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                                                                                                            Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                                                            by Sassy
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                                                                                                            Hornbirds can see into the future.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 6th February 2010
                                                                                                              by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                              Daddy is ALWAYS right! Period.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                by FERIS
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                                                                                                                A classic kids film has bits of the days when Hitler was Fuhrer.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th November 2011
                                                                                                                  by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                  See? A child CAN be raised by a same sex couple.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                    In a land completely devoid of food and water, an apple will magically appear for you when you need to do the hula to create a distraction.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th October 2014
                                                                                                                      by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                                      Grubs taste like chicken.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th October 2014
                                                                                                                        by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                                        Not all cats always land on their feet.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 21st December 2016
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