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The Lost World: Jurassic Park

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
This list was started on 15th June 2010 by matthijstieleman
There are 75 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th July 2016

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A T-rex can kill everyone on the freight boat, Including the pilot who's in a very safe, out-of-reach spot.
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    Posted, 17th June 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Tiger in a zoo kills three idiots throwing rocks at it = Gets put to sleep. Grizzly bear kills campers in predation = Gets put to sleep. T-Rex kills innocent man on rampage through San Diego and gets a free trip back home with it's kid. Oh, and can I get you a pillow? Some peanuts maybe? A coloring book for the boy?
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      Posted, 6th August 2010
      by NateSean
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      After you catch the dinosaurs and put them in cages, don't immediately leave with them; instead, make a big satellite call to random people that you captured them
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        Posted, 15th June 2010
        by matthijstieleman
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        When a T-Rex shows up when everyone is sleeping, and you know you're not supposed to scream, you know one idiot is going to do it.
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        Posted, 17th June 2010
        by agentdc7
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        A mortal island in the Pacific doesn't make the world headlines even though people just disappear there
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          Posted, 15th June 2010
          by matthijstieleman
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          It's smart to place your compound on the edge of a cliff especially when you know there are big dinosaurs around that can push it off.
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            Posted, 15th June 2010
            by matthijstieleman
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            Mercedes is a good brand to choose if you go to examine dinosaurs
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              Posted, 15th June 2010
              by matthijstieleman
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              Animal-activists are really pro-dinosaur as well
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                Posted, 15th June 2010
                by matthijstieleman
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                South-African safari guys are keen on killing a T-Rex for personal reasons
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                  Posted, 15th June 2010
                  by matthijstieleman
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                  T-Rexes are pissed when you steal their babies.
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                    Posted, 15th June 2010
                    by matthijstieleman
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                    It is cool to have slide-out chairs in a jeep
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                      Posted, 15th June 2010
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      A list on paper about which dinosaur is which isn't really handy.
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                        Posted, 15th June 2010
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        When you're going to a dangerous place and know your loved ones will worry and protest, don't tell them. Just disappear and don't give a shit if they worry about you to the death.
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                          Posted, 17th July 2016
                          by Garga
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                          In a group under attack by some dinosaurs, nobody gives a shit about a backpack laying on the ground in front of their eyes and it's owner.
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                            Posted, 17th July 2016
                            by Garga
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                            All kinds of dinosaurs are really set on killing humans even though instinctively they don't even know what humans are and if they are a threat or not (except for the tiny one that eventually gets electrocuted)
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                            • 8th August 2010 by NateSean
                              Weak easy prey. That's all humans are.
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                            Posted, 15th June 2010
                            by matthijstieleman
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                            Apparently a T-Rex is too stupid to know the difference between tying their baby to the ground with a gun aimed at the spot and bandaging the baby in order for it to live
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                              Posted, 15th June 2010
                              by matthijstieleman
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                              Japanese people left Japan to get away from Godzilla. Unfortunately T-Rex is in America.
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                                Posted, 17th June 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                If a kid sees a dinosaur in the backyard it must mean he's not being given dinner...or it's that damned fishtank.
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                                  Posted, 6th August 2010
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Snakes are much worse than a T-Rex. When facing the snake, you have to loose your shit and run towards the T-Rex.
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                                    Posted, 17th July 2016
                                    by Garga
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                                    Never trust your gun with a tree-hugger.
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                                      Posted, 17th July 2016
                                      by Garga
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                                      When facing very dangerous animals, disarm the head hunter who could be the only thing between a few dozen people and and their teeth, because your bleeding heart desires so.
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                                        Posted, 17th July 2016
                                        by Garga
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                                        Having a beautiful but stupid and deranged girlfriend is not really worth it.
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                                          Posted, 17th July 2016
                                          by Garga
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                                          Even dinosaurs don't like infernal traffic lights.
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                                            Posted, 17th July 2016
                                            by Garga
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                                            Some idiot may hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to play King Lear.
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                                              Posted, 17th July 2016
                                              by Garga
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                                              The streets of San Diego are always very crowded and every shop is open, even at 4 a.m.
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                                                Posted, 17th July 2016
                                                by Garga
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                                                Gymnastics is very handy when facing Raptors.
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                                                  Posted, 17th July 2016
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  When your group is under attack by dinosaurs, don't be shy. Don't get too far to take a leak. Better do your business in front of everybody than be eaten.
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                                                    Posted, 17th July 2016
                                                    by Garga
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