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The Fourth Kind

The Fourth Kind
This list was started on 22nd June 2010 by Anon
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th December 2011

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Aliens and Owls looks a lot alike!
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    Posted, 24th June 2010
    by TiffYG2133
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    It is critical to change names and professions in order to protect the identities of people in a documentary. Apparently, however, it does not matter if you show their faces.
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      Posted, 28th June 2010
      by MusicManD
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      Disclaimers won't slant a movie, so go right ahead and start off with one.
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        Posted, 22nd June 2010
        by Anon
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        When under hypnosis you reveal you were making love, the psychologist won't say something like, "stop right there; please, go into detail."
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          Posted, 22nd June 2010
          by Anon
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          When someone mentions an owl in the window, show a window as many times as possible to drive the point home.
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            Posted, 22nd June 2010
            by Anon
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            Police officers never believe in mumbo-jumbo high falutin psychobabble.
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              Posted, 22nd June 2010
              by Anon
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              Scholars of dead languages are so good that despite never hearing it spoken, they can interpret easily.
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                Posted, 28th June 2010
                by MusicManD
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                After you go crazy and are interviewing on a television program, zombie makeup really helps your credibility.
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                Posted, 28th June 2010
                by MusicManD
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                "Hard facts" can only be brought to light by the hard hitting research investigators at Universal Pictures.
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                  Posted, 28th June 2010
                  by MusicManD
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                  When you've inadvertently made a previous patient crack, do it again to another patient the day after.
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                    Posted, 22nd June 2010
                    by Anon
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                    When casting a pseudo-documentary, always cast a hot lookin' actress to play the main role.
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                      Posted, 22nd June 2010
                      by Anon
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                      It's alright to call documented items "facts", while never revealing factual names; it'll make perfect sense that way.
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                        Posted, 22nd June 2010
                        by Anon
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                        It won't distract the viewers by having them focus on 2 to 4 frames all at once, all showing different images.
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                          Posted, 22nd June 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Upon coming out of hypnosis, smoke will magically appear near windows for greater effect.
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                            Posted, 22nd June 2010
                            by Anon
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                            One of your kids will always hate you.
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                              Posted, 22nd June 2010
                              by Anon
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                              When re-creating dubious footage, always add an extra layer of ham and cheese.
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                                Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                by Anon
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                                The more unethical the scene, the better the entertainment value!
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                                  Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Entities spanning from Ghostbusters to The Fourth Kind love the Sumerian civilization.
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                                    Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Good reasoning doesn't exist in the minds of highly trained professionals, ranging from psychologists to police officers.
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                                      Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Always begin and end your film like it's an episode straight from Unsolved Mysteries; the viewers will take it fr srsly.
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                                        Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        Aliens routinely abuse and/or assassinate those who investigate their existence.
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                                          Posted, 28th June 2010
                                          by MusicManD
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                                          Real life is just like the movies and happens to be just as convenient as the plot requires.
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                                            Posted, 28th June 2010
                                            by MusicManD
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                                            There's nothing more frightening than the fourth.
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                                              Posted, 28th June 2010
                                              by MusicManD
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                                              Most people don't know they're being abducted... unless they live in Nome. And even then they just remember a creepy owl.
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                                                Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                by MusicManD
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                                                Aliens have the ability to scramble video at will.
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                                                  Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                  by MusicManD
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                                                  Aliens will force you to forget regular abductions, but when they want to abduct your daughter, they do it in your plain sight just to spite you.
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                                                    Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                    by MusicManD
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                                                    Actors depicting real people always overact. If possible, you should highlight this by putting real people and actors side by side.
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                                                      Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                      by MusicManD
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                                                      Psychiatrists have advanced training which allows them to remember things under hypnosis that shatter lesser psyches.
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                                                        Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                        by MusicManD
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                                                        Real scrambled video always happens to support the scrambled audio in just the most dramatic way. Almost as if it was directed that way...
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                                                          Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                          by MusicManD
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                                                          Hopelessness cannot be God... but it can pretend to be.
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                                                            Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                            by MusicManD
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                                                            Charlotte Milchard has had an interesting life. Plenty of time to move from England to Alaska (including losing her accent), earn a doctorate, investigate aliens, and still have an active stage and film career in both the UK and the US!
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                                                              Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                              by MusicManD
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                                                              If you have evidence that can show your friend and colleague is not crazy, it's best to keep it to yourself.
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                                                                Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                                by MusicManD
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                                                                Aliens never leave ransom notes.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th March 2011
                                                                  by Jonny Penn
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                                                                  Aliens are camera shy.
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                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2011
                                                                    by Jonny Penn
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                                                                    They dont have HD flip cameras in Alaska.
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                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2011
                                                                      by Jonny Penn
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                                                                      Interviews shall be conducted under dubious lighting conditions where the subject wears makeup that makes her look like the living dead.
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Milla Jovovich calls herself an actress and hilarity ensues!
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                                                                          Posted, 18th July 2010
                                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                                          In 2002, a 50" LCD display was so cheap you could buy 3 of them just to use as marquees.
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                                                                            Posted, 7th December 2011
                                                                            by bourbonphantom
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