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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
This list was started on 25th June 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 40 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th April 2014

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When trying to get somewhere in a hurry, giant underground hamster-balls are always available for travel.
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    Posted, 25th June 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Regular muscle is much more efficient than cybernetic attachments meant to quadruple your strength capacity.
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      Posted, 25th June 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      Liu Kang and Kitana should have said to Raiden, Sonya, and Johnny Cage on the way to the temple, "Hey! you aren't the same people we walked here with."
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        Posted, 12th December 2012
        by KL1992
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        If an interdimensional tournament has been finally won by humans, the immortals will be childish sore losers about it and break their own rules.
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          Posted, 25th June 2010
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          Sub-Zero is totally cool with the fact that Liu Kang killed his older brother.
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            Posted, 25th June 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            If you get into a sloppy mud fight, getting yourself covered from head to toe in mud in the process, as long as you "find a river", you'll become just as clean as you were earlier, with not so much as a spot on your white tank top. Heck, your hair will even be styled the exact same way.
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              Posted, 25th June 2010
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              Ice is not slippery as long as you're fighting on it.
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                Posted, 25th June 2010
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                It is always important to include EVERY character from the game. Even if it means only 1 minute of screen time.
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                  Posted, 27th June 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  I learned why Christopher Lambert didn't reprise his role. He read the script.
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                    Posted, 2nd January 2011
                    by jkpetrich
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                    Why waste your time building a bridge with your freezing powers? Liu will just flip over the chasm anyway.
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                      Posted, 25th June 2010
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      Liu Kang lost his fighting skills since the last movie.
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                        Posted, 25th June 2010
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                        Why bind a willing participant down to an operating table, especially if you're outfitting him with "cybernetic strength enhancers"? He's gonna break out of them anyway.
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                          Posted, 25th June 2010
                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                          "What is your Animality?????"
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                            Posted, 27th June 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            BARAKA has a special ability to turn into SCORPION right before he falls into a pit of fire after being defeated by LIU KANG... seriously... go check it out in slow mo...
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                              Posted, 28th June 2010
                              by kaizar
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                              never ask sub-zero for help... he wont appear again... never employ scorpion.... he will wont appear again either...
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                                Posted, 28th June 2010
                                by kaizar
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                                It's too bad that YOU will DIE!
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                                  Posted, 10th August 2010
                                  by Bow2yurmaster
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                                  This isn't another one of "Nightwolf's CrazyTests".
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                                    Posted, 10th August 2010
                                    by Bow2yurmaster
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                                    In the game, Jade was just a really dark-skinned Asian, BUT in the movie, she is just a really fair African-American.
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                                      Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                      by Kikkomannrice
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                                      Jade has good and evil makeup.
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                                        Posted, 25th April 2012
                                        by rkw0021
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                                        I've never seen a martial artist main character second guess himself so much since Daniel LaRusso.
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                                          Posted, 2nd October 2013
                                          by TylerPiledriver
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                                          If there's too many characters and not enough money for costumes, go to Party City to get them.
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                                            Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            flawless victory!!!!
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                                              Posted, 12th December 2013
                                              by catmunch1
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                                              Shao Kahn likes to do somersaults when he gets off his chair because.... wait what was the point of that again?
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                                                Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                When dark clouds and thunder come by, the entire area will be littered with horrible blue screen effects.
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                                                  Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Just because you have access to CGI doesn't mean you should use it.
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                                                    Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    SUCKEEEEERRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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                                                      Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      When it's time for a fight scene, the next techno song on the list will play.
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                                                        Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Slow motion makes fight scenes better. Not.
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                                                          Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Sheeva is a woman with an additional set of flickering CGI arms.
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                                                            Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            When Shao Kahn hits his hammer on something, he will tap it as light as possible so he doesn't break the cheaply made hammer- I mean prop.
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                                                              Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              When you wear a ninja mask, you will sound like a toy robot.
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                                                                Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                If it's not in the budget to show a wolf attacking Liu Kang, focus the camera on Liu Kang and hit the slow motion button instead.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  Mileena looks just like Kitana because we all know Kitana wears pink, a ninja mask, uses sais, and has blue eyes. Wait, nevermind.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    When two women fight, they must wrestle/fight in mud.
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                                                                      Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      When a giant CGI monster tries to attack you, punch it in the butt to kill it.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        Liu Kang recognizes Jaxx, even though he has never met him before.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          A mortal version of Raiden is Billy Idol.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Mortal Raiden's fighting is method is out-flipping you.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              The art of animality involves turning into a random CGI monster.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                Kitana's mother is just as old as she is.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th April 2014
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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