Grown Ups Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined

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The best way to check out a woman's ass is to watch in shifts with your buddies.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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People stay upset about losing a basketball game thirty years ago.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Every group has to have a rich guy, fat guy, hippie guy, horny guy, and black guy.
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6th December 2010 by Andershp
Or a couple of them at least but yeah mainly true.

Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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It is possible to make a movie where the actors just make fun of each other and make a profit.
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Posted, 1st July 2010
by HermanoBluth

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Kids born ten years ago don't know what a regular television looks like.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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If you recently got laid off, its okay to rent a caddy for a weekend and put 20 food orders on your credit card. Nothing bad can happen right?
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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If the ugly daughter also confirms that nothing happened, nothing happened.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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The best way to get a guy to come over is to do a pole dance around an umbrella.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Sometimes you have to let other people know what it feels like to win so others can know what it feels like to lose.
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6th December 2010 by Andershp
Or it's an exuse you can use everytime you lose.

Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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A bug zapper can effectively cook bacon.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Opera is appropriate at a funeral. So is laughing at it.
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19th November 2010 by coolme16405
XD So true!

Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Birds can be nursed back to health with breast milk.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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There are no consequences for pushing a water park ride operator down the slide.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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When having daughters sometimes the third time is not the charm, but the first and second time is just perfect... especially the first.
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Posted, 29th July 2010
by Shiv

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4 year olds still breast feed.
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6th December 2010 by Andershp
I found it really annoying, the kid wasen't funny just "give me milk" all the time. + It was a little disturbing seeing a 4 year old breastfeed.

Posted, 19th November 2010
by coolme16405

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Water parks have no regulations for zip lines.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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David Spade wishes he could get girls.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Arrow roulette looks awesome.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Don't let the vegan cook breakfast.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Instead of saying 'no' and eating the cake as planned, little fat girls will crush the cake with their hands and scream when told to use a fork.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Chris Rock is kind of a p*ssy.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Instead of admitting that you have a nanny, when everyone obviously knows you're rich, play her off as a foreign exchange student.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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You can't bang your buddies daughter but you can check them out all you want.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Everyone just assumes David Spade is gay.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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If your husband's cooking sucks, just bring home a pizza every day.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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You can learn to speak Chinese just by watching a Chinese cooking show.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Don't expect small town restaurants to have special bottled water.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Mispronouncing the name of a bottled water repeatedly is not funny.
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6th December 2010 by Andershp
I found it hilarious...until I got sober.

Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Never leave your phone around your wife. People should know this.
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6th December 2010 by Andershp
So, so true, when will men ever learn?

Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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If you can't stay with a woman your age, get married to someone 40 years older than you.
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Posted, 19th November 2010
by coolme16405

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Conflicts are always solved in 2-3 minutes and everyone will be happy.
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Posted, 6th December 2010
by Andershp

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Some movies have absolutely no conflict.
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Posted, 3rd February 2011
by Kikkomannrice

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There is a dye in pools that turns urine blue.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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Bunions are not funny, they're disgusting.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Your wife seeing a muscular, fit guy during the daytime equals you getting laid at night.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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You can stop a kid from breastfeeding by shoving a carton of milk in is face.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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A fat guy can fall hard on top of a bird and the bird will recover in three days.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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If you're rich, you can slap people in the face with fruit.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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I cannot listen to the Pina Colada song again without throwing up in my mouth a little.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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When white people see Chris Rock walk into a store, they run.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Don't bring your one single friend to your family vacation lakehouse.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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After eating a bucket of KFC, you have to wear said bucket on your head.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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I'm going to smack my kids if they act like Sandler's little douches.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Fried Chicken is still good with dead guy ash on it.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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If you want to stare at a girl's ass all day, take the spark plugs out of her engine.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Steve Buscemi in a body cast is not as funny as you'd think.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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No one will catch you sneaking onto a water park ride even when the place is crowded.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Don't use swimming metaphors for sex around kids.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Sure some cougars are hot but you gotta draw a line somewhere and realize you're banging ugly grannies.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Find out if other people plan to be drinking a lot before you start taking shots by yourself.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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When you reach a certain age, farts just aren't funny anymore.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Mothers are the tooth fairy all along?!
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6th December 2010 by Andershp
I think the act was way overdramatic anyone else agree?

Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Don't go water skiing with Kevin James, well unless you don't want to use your boat anymore.
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Posted, 26th June 2010
by avalanche719

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Slapping someone across the face with a dehydrated banana is good quality entertainment!
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Posted, 10th July 2010
by TiffYG2133

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It's better to put the dog down than clip his vocal cords...he sounds like he's got a massive hairball!!!
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Posted, 10th July 2010
by TiffYG2133

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Children will complain if anything dies, even little annoying bugs.
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Posted, 6th December 2010
by Andershp

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You don't have to apologize for kicking you're friend in the nuts 2 times, and falsely accusing him of sleeping with you're daughter.
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Posted, 6th December 2010
by Andershp

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Somebody kill that dog!
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Posted, 6th December 2010
by Andershp

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Wasted means getting drunk if you are an adult, and getting ice-cream if you are a kid. Lets get wasted kids!!!
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Posted, 6th December 2010
by Andershp

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Steve Buscemi is going to die soon.
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Posted, 3rd February 2011
by Kikkomannrice

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Forgetting how to skip rocks is a perfectly valid reason to cancel any important trips you have planned.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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When swinging from a rope near a lake always remember to let go.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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You know you're getting old when you complain about kids never going outside to play.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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Granny overboard is 200 points.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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Seskatchatone is up in Canada eh!
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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Thursday is Grey's anatomy.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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Never kick with your arrow foot.
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Posted, 5th March 2011
by The Other You

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I wanna get chocolate wasted.
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Posted, 11th July 2011
by tina270

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Beware: David Spade will walk through your house butt naked.
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Posted, 18th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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There's only so many times Adam Sandler can say Are you kidding me?
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Posted, 3rd February 2015
by Footballfan

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