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Grown Ups

Grown Ups
This list was started on 26th June 2010 by avalanche719
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The best way to check out a woman's ass is to watch in shifts with your buddies.
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    Posted, 26th June 2010
    by avalanche719
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    People stay upset about losing a basketball game thirty years ago.
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      Posted, 26th June 2010
      by avalanche719
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      Every group has to have a rich guy, fat guy, hippie guy, horny guy, and black guy.
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      • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
        Or a couple of them at least but yeah mainly true.
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      Posted, 26th June 2010
      by avalanche719
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      It is possible to make a movie where the actors just make fun of each other and make a profit.
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        Posted, 1st July 2010
        by HermanoBluth
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        Kids born ten years ago don't know what a regular television looks like.
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          Posted, 26th June 2010
          by avalanche719
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          If you recently got laid off, its okay to rent a caddy for a weekend and put 20 food orders on your credit card. Nothing bad can happen right?
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            Posted, 26th June 2010
            by avalanche719
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            If the ugly daughter also confirms that nothing happened, nothing happened.
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              Posted, 26th June 2010
              by avalanche719
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              The best way to get a guy to come over is to do a pole dance around an umbrella.
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                Posted, 26th June 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Sometimes you have to let other people know what it feels like to win so others can know what it feels like to lose.
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                • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                  Or it's an exuse you can use everytime you lose.
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                Posted, 26th June 2010
                by avalanche719
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                A bug zapper can effectively cook bacon.
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                  Posted, 26th June 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Opera is appropriate at a funeral. So is laughing at it.
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                  Posted, 26th June 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Birds can be nursed back to health with breast milk.
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                    Posted, 26th June 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    There are no consequences for pushing a water park ride operator down the slide.
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                      Posted, 26th June 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      When having daughters sometimes the third time is not the charm, but the first and second time is just perfect... especially the first.
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                        Posted, 29th July 2010
                        by Shiv
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                        4 year olds still breast feed.
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                        • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                          I found it really annoying, the kid wasen't funny just "give me milk" all the time. + It was a little disturbing seeing a 4 year old breastfeed.
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                        Posted, 19th November 2010
                        by coolme16405
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                        Water parks have no regulations for zip lines.
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                          Posted, 26th June 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          David Spade wishes he could get girls.
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                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Arrow roulette looks awesome.
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                              Posted, 26th June 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Don't let the vegan cook breakfast.
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                                Posted, 26th June 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Instead of saying 'no' and eating the cake as planned, little fat girls will crush the cake with their hands and scream when told to use a fork.
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                                  Posted, 26th June 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Chris Rock is kind of a p*ssy.
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                                    Posted, 26th June 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    Instead of admitting that you have a nanny, when everyone obviously knows you're rich, play her off as a foreign exchange student.
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                                      Posted, 26th June 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      You can't bang your buddies daughter but you can check them out all you want.
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                                        Posted, 26th June 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Everyone just assumes David Spade is gay.
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                                          Posted, 26th June 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          If your husband's cooking sucks, just bring home a pizza every day.
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                                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            You can learn to speak Chinese just by watching a Chinese cooking show.
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                                              Posted, 26th June 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              Don't expect small town restaurants to have special bottled water.
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                                                Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                Mispronouncing the name of a bottled water repeatedly is not funny.
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                                                • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                                                  I found it hilarious...until I got sober.
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                                                Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                Never leave your phone around your wife. People should know this.
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                                                • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                                                  So, so true, when will men ever learn?
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                                                Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                If you can't stay with a woman your age, get married to someone 40 years older than you.
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                                                  Posted, 19th November 2010
                                                  by coolme16405
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                                                  Conflicts are always solved in 2-3 minutes and everyone will be happy.
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                                                    Posted, 6th December 2010
                                                    by Andershp
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                                                    Some movies have absolutely no conflict.
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                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                                      by Kikkomannrice
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                                                      There is a dye in pools that turns urine blue.
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                                                        Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                        by The Other You
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                                                        Bunions are not funny, they're disgusting.
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                                                          Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                          Your wife seeing a muscular, fit guy during the daytime equals you getting laid at night.
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                                                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            You can stop a kid from breastfeeding by shoving a carton of milk in is face.
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                                                              Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                              A fat guy can fall hard on top of a bird and the bird will recover in three days.
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                                                                Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                If you're rich, you can slap people in the face with fruit.
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                                                                  Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                  I cannot listen to the Pina Colada song again without throwing up in my mouth a little.
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                                                                    Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                    When white people see Chris Rock walk into a store, they run.
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                                                                      Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      Don't bring your one single friend to your family vacation lakehouse.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        After eating a bucket of KFC, you have to wear said bucket on your head.
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                                                                          Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          I'm going to smack my kids if they act like Sandler's little douches.
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                                                                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                            Fried Chicken is still good with dead guy ash on it.
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                                                                              Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              If you want to stare at a girl's ass all day, take the spark plugs out of her engine.
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                                                                                Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Steve Buscemi in a body cast is not as funny as you'd think.
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                                                                                  Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  No one will catch you sneaking onto a water park ride even when the place is crowded.
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    Don't use swimming metaphors for sex around kids.
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                                                                                      Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Sure some cougars are hot but you gotta draw a line somewhere and realize you're banging ugly grannies.
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                        Find out if other people plan to be drinking a lot before you start taking shots by yourself.
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                                                                                          Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          When you reach a certain age, farts just aren't funny anymore.
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                                                                                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                            Mothers are the tooth fairy all along?!
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                                                                                            • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                                                                                              I think the act was way overdramatic anyone else agree?
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                                                                                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                            Don't go water skiing with Kevin James, well unless you don't want to use your boat anymore.
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                                                                                              Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                              Slapping someone across the face with a dehydrated banana is good quality entertainment!
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                                                                                                Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                It's better to put the dog down than clip his vocal cords...he sounds like he's got a massive hairball!!!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                  Children will complain if anything dies, even little annoying bugs.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 6th December 2010
                                                                                                    by Andershp
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                                                                                                    You don't have to apologize for kicking you're friend in the nuts 2 times, and falsely accusing him of sleeping with you're daughter.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 6th December 2010
                                                                                                      by Andershp
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                                                                                                      Somebody kill that dog!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 6th December 2010
                                                                                                        by Andershp
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                                                                                                        Wasted means getting drunk if you are an adult, and getting ice-cream if you are a kid. Lets get wasted kids!!!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 6th December 2010
                                                                                                          by Andershp
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                                                                                                          Steve Buscemi is going to die soon.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                                                                                            by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                                            Forgetting how to skip rocks is a perfectly valid reason to cancel any important trips you have planned.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                              by The Other You
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                                                                                                              When swinging from a rope near a lake always remember to let go.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                                by The Other You
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                                                                                                                You know you're getting old when you complain about kids never going outside to play.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                                  by The Other You
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                                                                                                                  Granny overboard is 200 points.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                                    by The Other You
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                                                                                                                    Seskatchatone is up in Canada eh!
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                                      by The Other You
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                                                                                                                      Thursday is Grey's anatomy.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                                        by The Other You
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                                                                                                                        Never kick with your arrow foot.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                                                                                          by The Other You
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                                                                                                                          I wanna get chocolate wasted.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                                                                            by tina270
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                                                                                                                            Beware: David Spade will walk through your house butt naked.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th December 2011
                                                                                                                              by PointMan528491
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                                                                                                                              There's only so many times Adam Sandler can say Are you kidding me?
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