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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Twilight Saga: Eclipse
This list was started on 1st July 2010 by avalanche719
There are 132 learnings for this movie
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Instead of just sitting there watching Bella shiver, Edward should've ran and grabbed some blankets and more layers. It would've taken him what? Ten seconds?
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    Posted, 1st July 2010
    by avalanche719
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    In order to distract a vampire fighting your werewolf husband, you must stab yourself in the stomach, you can't just cut your arm or something.
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      Posted, 1st July 2010
      by avalanche719
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      I'm in love with a werewolf and a vampire and all I got were these stupid wrist charms.
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        Posted, 1st July 2010
        by avalanche719
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        Victoria was so hard to kill in the first two films and yet she is easily done in in the third movie in a fight scene that lasted about 5 minutes...
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        • 16th August 2010 by SainaTsukino
          jumped as in...?
        • 15th July 2010 by brandy
          it lasted like 3, the rest was boring talking in which victoria could have easily jumped edward
        • 15th July 2010 by brandy
          it lasted like 3, the rest was boring talking in which victoria could have easily jumped edward
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        Posted, 4th July 2010
        by TiffYG2133
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        The best person to protect the girl you love is the youngest and newest member of the pack.
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          Posted, 1st July 2010
          by avalanche719
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          Edward is an idiot for not thinking that anyone would follow his scent to Bella.
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            Posted, 1st July 2010
            by avalanche719
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            After getting rejected by the girl you love, you just gotta kill something.
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              Posted, 1st July 2010
              by avalanche719
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              If you don't want to hear your dad's sex talk, just tell him you're a virgin.
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                Posted, 1st July 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Edward doesn't want to have sex when Bella throws herself at him and doesn't get mad that she kissed Jacob, man he's all sorts of p*ssy in this one, ain't he?
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                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Devoted vampire boyfriends are 100% okay with you cheating on them with their natural mortal enemy.
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                    Posted, 4th July 2010
                    by Gladys
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                    Some parents teach their kids about sex when they're 8.
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                    • 8th January 2011 by Muse
                      Bella's mum must have been pretty presumptuous about Bella's sex life.
                    • 4th July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                      OMG...I had even realized it until you said it...your so right...like ten years ago she was totally 8 LOL
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                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    After all your friends have been killed, hire three fat police officers to guard your hotel room.
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                      Posted, 1st July 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      Good ole Charlie is always drinking.
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                      • 6th August 2010 by NateSean
                        With a daughter as crazy as Bella can you blame him?
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                      Posted, 1st July 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      It is always appropriate to wait for a girl with your shirt off, especially when her boyfriend is dropping her off.
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                        Posted, 1st July 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        Your dad will like Edward even more when he learns that you're still a virgin.
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                          Posted, 11th July 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Instead of telling your girlfriend what's going on, just put her on a plane to Florida.
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                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Vampires are strongest in the first stage of life, even if you spend years training, you'll never be as strong as a newborn.
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                              Posted, 1st July 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Cullen family assemble! Black Attire! Wait for battle!
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                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Someone's teeth chattering in the middle of a blizzard on top of a mountain will keep you awake.
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                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Bella sucks at faking sleep.
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                                  • 19th July 2010 by LillyAnne
                                    kristen sucks at acting ;)
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                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Seattle is on high alert for a serial killer/gang yet the only cops we see are on the news.
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                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    Mom I told you not to spend any money on me, oh nevermind you didn't, you just sewed all my t-shirts into a quilt.
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                                    • 7th July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                      They were her mom's travel T-Shirts!
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                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    Notice that Jacob can apologize for kissing her and spraining her hand, but Edward can't apologize for nearly killing both of them. And "face it, Jacob IS hotter than Edward."
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                                      Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                      by genius101
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                                      Jacob does own a few pairs of shirts. He just doesn't wear them on purpose when Edward's around.
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                                        Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                        by Riababy
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                                        Vampires don't spill an ounce of the blood they've been guzzling even after being dismembered and having their skulls smashed.
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                                          Posted, 11th July 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          When camping at the top of a mountain, be sure to pack winter weather gear, not just one sleeping bag and a coat.
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                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            The best way to hone your battle skills is to beat the $hit out of each other.
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                                              Posted, 1st July 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              Never trust the most eligible bachelor in town, him and his drunk buddies will beat the crap out of you and leave you in an alley to die.
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                                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                Vampires can't swim and would rather walk underwater and breach the surface all creepy like.
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                                                • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                                  Victory swam in New Moon though.
                                                • 17th August 2010 by SainaTsukino
                                                  like in Potc
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                                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                If you can't be the wife of a werewolf, you might as well become a werewolf.
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                                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  Someone needs to put a muzzle on Leah.
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                                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                    It's not ok to get married at 18 'cause it's stupid and irreversible. Is changing into a vampire any different?
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                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                      by Shiraz
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                                                      Vampires don't turn into ash when killed. They just fall on the ground like a heavy block of cement. Well, maybe they do but you have to burn them first.
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                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                        by Riababy
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                                                        It's ok to cheat on your boyfriend (fiancee) as long as you tell him you love him more
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                                                          Posted, 15th July 2010
                                                          by brandy
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                                                          Don't even bother wearing a shirt...nobody seems to question you about it or care. Ever.
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                                                            Posted, 18th July 2010
                                                            by THEAO44
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                                                            Technically, Jane and Felix are the only ones that matter in the Vulturi team, the other ones... are just there.
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                                                              Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                              by LillyAnne
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                                                              Jasper will suddenly remember his Southern accent.
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                                                                Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                Jake would rather have Bella dead than her transforming into a dazzling vampire.
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                                                                  Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                                  by mehak
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                                                                  Never turn your back on a newborn, they'll break it, even when you are in werewolf form.
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                                                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                    Even if you're in crippling pain, someone will always bicker about how they "had that kill."
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                                                                      Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      When you're running from an unknown assailant and you hit the docks, maybe you should jump into the water instead of just standing around like an idiot.
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                                                                      • 7th December 2010 by becki
                                                                        should have ran back into the bar where there are people, not down the back alleys!
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                                                                      Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      Alice can sure put a damper on a party.
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                                                                        Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        Never trust a vampire who wishes to meet you in a shack under the moonlight.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          That valedictorian speech wasn't very epic.
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                                                                          • 11th July 2010 by NateSean
                                                                            I agree. It was pretty generic for my tastes. Jonathan's speech to Buffy in season three of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more uplifting.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          The first kiss should always be on top of a mountain as opposed to by a lake.
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                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                            Three movies, more unanswered questions. This series is becoming just like Lost.
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                                                                            • 4th October 2011 by henriquevc
                                                                              It even has a Jacob...
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                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                            If a person shows up in werewolf form, that means they don't trust you.
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                                                                              Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              Jacob makes life & death decisions for the whole pack.
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                                                                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Your father will be angry that you're home so late until you tell him you were with the guy that he likes.
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                                                                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  You definitely will not faint from pain if all the bones on your right side were shattered and then rebroken. And if your bones are shattered, they can be rebroken.
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                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                    by genius101
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                                                                                    Esme, the vampire Cullen matriarch, doesn't talk much.
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                                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                      by Riababy
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                                                                                      There was apparently a storm while Edward, Bella and Jacob were on the mountain top inside the tent. Nobody noticed it, really.
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                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                        by Riababy
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                                                                                        Everyone in the movie, but especially vampires from the 1920's, find it perfectly acceptable to mumble unintelligibly and refuse to enunciate their words. Apparently, no one in Hollywood gets speech lessons anymore.
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                                                                                          Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                          by genius101
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                                                                                          Aww...We didn't get to see the Sparkly Vampires this time :(
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                                                                                          • 11th July 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                            Corrected, I mean David Slade.
                                                                                          • 11th July 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                            And I'm eternally grateful to Bryan Slade for this fact.
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                                                                                          Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                          Rosalie may not particularly like you, but she doesn't hate you.
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                                                                                            Posted, 11th July 2010
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            I suppose the least you could do is cut yourself and smeer blood over everything. You know, if you don't want to be a third wheel or something.
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                                                                                              Posted, 11th July 2010
                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                              Threatening to go over Jane's head isn't the most career savvy move.
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                                                                                                Posted, 11th July 2010
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                Edward's not worried about losing his virtue.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2010
                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                  Punching a werewolf in the face, a werewolf in his human form who would probably rather die than harm so much as a hair on your head, makes you a certified "badass" in the mind of a douchebag meathead vampire.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 16th July 2010
                                                                                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                    The best way to get revenge of your death love, is to take a bunch of kids from seatle and transform them into vampires. Not going and killing the girl by yourself.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                                      by LillyAnne
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                                                                                                      Best way to make the person jealous who loves your girlfriend is to kiss her passionately in front of him. But we already knew that right?
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                                                                                                        Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                                                                        by mehak
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                                                                                                        Third movie, Bella is still in danger, and still hasn't learned any self-defense.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd October 2011
                                                                                                          by Abrina7
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                                                                                                          The best way to explain a situation is always as blunt as possible. ex: "I kissed Bella, she broke her hand...after punching me in the face."
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                                                                                                          • 4th July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                                            I laughed at this in the movie too...hahaha!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                          Never piss off Dakota Fanning.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                            When building a vampire army, be sure to give subtlety lessons.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                              Never walk home alone in the pouring rain.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                Vampires are so icy.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                  All that talk about lives lost was just a tease.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                    Everyone sure was pessimistic about the epic battle when it really only lasted 15 minutes.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                      Jacob should learn to keep his thoughts to himself.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                        If you're going for a "criss-cross-mid-air-snatch", don't miss because you'll look like an idiot.
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                                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                          Emmet needs to work on his tackling skills, he got schooled by a girl.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                            Never jump across the river, you'll be in werewolf territory.
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                                                                                                                            • 4th July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                                                              or you'll be in Vampire territory...either way it seems your screwed!
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                            If your father dies, you're allowed to become a vampire whenever you want, despite your age or sex.
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                                                                                                                            • 2nd January 2011 by Coldplaygrl
                                                                                                                              yeah,I don't get it o_O
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                                                                                                                              yeah,I don't get it o_O
                                                                                                                            • 19th July 2010 by LillyAnne
                                                                                                                              of who are you talking about?
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                            Jacob and the gang never get cold. Ever.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                            Werewolves prefer their smell to be called "odor" instead of "stench."
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                              When you're running from something chasing you in the pouring rain, the street you're running on will automatically turn into a 60-story drop off of a roof.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                by genius101
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                                                                                                                                Vampires change accents a lot.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                  by genius101
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                                                                                                                                  Apparently, the wittiest line the screenwriters could come up with when Bella went to Edward's house was "There's a bed." Thank you, moron.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                    by genius101
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                                                                                                                                    All newborn vampires get blood crazy, except for that sweet little vamp kid. I guess Claudia is a much more scarier newborn.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                      by Riababy
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                                                                                                                                      Even if he wasn't your mortal, natural enemy Jacob can't see himself liking Edward.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th July 2010
                                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                        Teenaged Girls still shriek in awe when Jacob is shirtless.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th July 2010
                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                          If you were not my natural enemy.... nah I´d still kill you ;)
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                                                                            by LillyAnne
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                                                                                                                                            Mexican vampires are tanned :/ and "chupala toda" doesn´t hear that nice . (and I´m Latina)
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                                                                              by LillyAnne
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                                                                                                                                              Esme can beat the sh*t out of newborns, but she can´t take their heads off... hummm.. weak.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                by LillyAnne
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                                                                                                                                                If the Volturi were a pirate ship, I would consider such a riot what Jane did to Aro :(
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by LillyAnne
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                                                                                                                                                  The best way to stop the wolf you love from going to a fight with his mind distracted is to kiss him... like that is not going to distract him more...
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by LillyAnne
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                                                                                                                                                    You remember that your "reason for existing" likes to sleep but you forget that her body temperature is quite prone to extreme cold.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                      Alice has Charlie wrapped around her finger.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                        Characters who are talked up in magazines and promo ads will get precisely twenty minutes of screentime.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                          Bella's power as a vampire will evidently be the ability to make masses die needlessly around her, making the Voluturi seem like the friggin Quakers in comparrison.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                            Skip the really cool origin of the Werewolf story and just go straight to the part that will be relevant to the movie.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                              Spending much of the movie as a werewolf = Not cool enough to sell merchandise.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                Bella won't listen to Ed all the time..
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by mehak
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                                                                                                                                                                  Jacob cut off his extensions and took off his shirt, so now he is hot.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by Bebe Bluff
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                                                                                                                                                                    Vampires, although unsusceptible to the sun, are still highly flammable.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by Muse
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                                                                                                                                                                      After 3 movies, Edward's hair has slowly gone flatter.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                        by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                                        Jasper will suddenly remember to have a Southern accent after 3 movies.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th April 2011
                                                                                                                                                                          by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                                          Vampires fought in the civil war for the confederates, therefore vampires are racist.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            Can vampires have babies? This question is still unanswered after three movies.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • 2nd January 2011 by Coldplaygrl
                                                                                                                                                                              Yes they can x) apparently Ed was a lil horny b4 he was turned cuz Rosalie never had a baby
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                                                                                                                                                                              Yes they can x) apparently Ed was a lil horny b4 he was turned cuz Rosalie never had a baby
                                                                                                                                                                            • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                                                                                                                                                              read the book
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                            Why is sex with vampires (while still human) so dangerous?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • 2nd January 2011 by Coldplaygrl
                                                                                                                                                                              Cuz since vamps are SUPER strong...they might have a'lil bit more energy than a human can handle x)
                                                                                                                                                                            • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                                                                                                                                                              read the book
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            A small smudge of blood makes newborns go nuts!
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              If you can't make a decision just call yourself Switzerland.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                                The Volturi can glide in the air when traveling in the woods, but they prefer to walk with feet on the ground for their grand entrance.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                  by Riababy
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Bella has crocodile tears. Anybody see her shed any? That I have missed? Especially in New Moon?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                    by Riababy
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Vampires not only sparkle like a diamond, but when you tear them apart, or take their heads off you realize that they ARE made of DIAMOND :D
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • 17th August 2010 by SainaTsukino
                                                                                                                                                                                      let's harvest them and sell them on e-bay!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    That your father will kick your but when you aren't paying attention and it's ok
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 19th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Bella has had the same bedsheets for three movies (one and a half years of storyline). No wonder Edward was flaring his nostrils.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                        by Muse
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                                                                                                                                                                                        In the scene just after Bella assures her father she's a virgin, she will go off and try to lose her virginity.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                          by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                                                          If your girlfriend says no to marrying you, ask her multiple times, she's sure to come around.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 25th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                            by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Edward will get upset about Bella going off and hanging out with Jacob but no, not kissing him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 25th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                                                              The Volturi do not offer second chances.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 25th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Always, always fall in love with two guys; one whose completely out of your league with his, I don't know, hundred-year head start and the other, who is not only cuter, but he does not look like a walking corpse with gold or red eyes and at least you know how he feels about you when he looks at you. But no choose the blood-sucking immortal vampire who cannot even kiss you without grimacing, a better choice.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Forget about how cute your children will be with Jacob, chose Edward who will undoubtedly become sterile once you turn into a vampire Bella.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Vampires just have to have it their way, for example the Volturri and their freaky rules that obviously do not apply to them, just the other vampires who can just run fast and play the piano.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Note to self: when making a vampire army always make sure to use kids rather than homeless people and strippers because no one notices or cares that they're missing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Vampires are totally cool with you cheating on them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Bella almost had sex with Edward...but did she forget that he's colder than an iceberg??..Or why would she try to feel his corpsy dead cold body?? Eewww
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd August 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Aro's decisions are being watched.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              The third wives always love you more and sacrifice themselves for you. The first ones and the second ones? Not so much!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Bella possess the power of cutting her arm beneath the sleeve, without actually cutting the sleeve.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You'll freeze to death with cloths and hats and inside a sleep bag in a tent, but will be all right tomorrow just with a shirt and rolled up sleeves. Maybe the teeth clattering was just an excuse for sleep with the other dude when her boyfriend watches, whatever the is it's name.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you are Native American and speak English without any accent, You'll pick up one once you start telling the tale of your tribe.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Some vampires are like china dolls and will shatter when you hit them hard enough, some are not.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You can be a horrible person and play two dudes in their faces, put a lot of people in danger by your stupidity, treat your friends and classmates like dirt and still be considered a lovable hero.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Marriage is just a piece of paper. And I thought it's about love and commitment... How silly I am.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dude! Did she tell you she loved and chose somebody else? Don't fucking give up! Just tell her you know she has feelings for you and you won't give up. And don't you dare giving up.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If he's a werewolf and follows you like a sad puppy that doesn't mean you can shout: ''Jacob! STAY!''
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A Valedictorian speech where you encourage a school-full of teenagers to just go and fuck up their lives is considered a good speech.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Your can consider your life as ''perfect'' if you are engaged to a creep and brutally got beaten and raped by him and his drunk friends in the street in the middle of the night.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Vampires are so fast but it'll take FOUR days for them to come to Forks from Seattle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th February 2016
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