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The Emperor's New Groove

The Emperor's New Groove
This list was started on 8th December 2009 by Anon
There are 53 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th May 2016

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Singing your own theme music while sneaking around the city makes you far less conspicuous than you normally are.
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    Posted, 8th December 2009
    by Anon
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    A llama can easily pass for a sexy woman provided it's in a wig and dress.
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Anon
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      No matter how atrociously evil you are, you just can't pull off an evil laugh if you've been turned into a kitten.
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      • 10th December 2009 by Sharkboy
        well kittens are just so adorable! The evil laugh would just be adorable too!
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Anon
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      We all would rather see a dagger than what else Yzma's got up there.
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      • 9th September 2011 by Alaurien
        i would have reacted in the same way they did hehheh
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Anon
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      It's more polite to kill the dinner guest after dessert.
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      • 10th December 2009 by Anon
        I want to vote up your comment, Ace!
      • 10th December 2009 by Anon
        Or at least a quick cup of coffee.
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      Posted, 9th December 2009
      by Anon
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      No one really knows why they have that lever.
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        Posted, 8th December 2009
        by Anon
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        All potions come in pink.
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          Posted, 9th December 2009
          by malice
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          If your movie opens up with a dark scene complete with lightning and rain, you have just been screwed by someone you thought to be your friend.
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            Posted, 9th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Don't screw with squirrels.
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              Posted, 14th December 2009
              by X3PH3R
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              It is perfectly fine to throw people out of windows!
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                Posted, 16th December 2009
                by TiffYG2133
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                Never ask directions from a squirrel.
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                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                  by LindseyW
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                  Poison is a cheap alternative method of killing someone, especially if Plan A involved postage fees.
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                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Jaguars can sleep through anything- except taunting.
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                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      By all accounts, Yzma and Kronk's early arrival at the Secret Lab doesn't make sense.
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                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Being a poor hermit living in a remote area automatically means you enjoy the taste of bugs. I'm lookin' at you, Timon and Pumba.
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                          Posted, 9th December 2009
                          by chibi master
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                          Don't shake on deals with llamas; they don't have hands.
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                          • 10th December 2009 by Sharkboy
                            well hey they can't cross their fingers behind their backs! That's a plus and just makes the llama a liar!
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                          Posted, 9th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Birthday songs as distractions produce the best escapes.
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                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            If you are an emperor it is okay to build a highly complex castle that is hard to escape from if your people hate you.
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                              Posted, 10th December 2009
                              by leo11234
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                              People who sound like Tom Jones are a dime a dozen.
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                                Posted, 15th December 2009
                                by sapphire0kisses
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                                Getting robes confused with dresses is very offensive.
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                                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                                  by LindseyW
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                                  Handstands are alway impressive.
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                                    Posted, 17th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    If you try to usurp your Emperor, you will eventually be turned into a kitten and be forced to learn to speak squirrel.
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                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                      by Abrina7
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                                      It's all about Kuzco. Enough said.
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                                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        There are classes for the language of "Squirrel".
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                                          Posted, 8th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          If an alleged relative claims to be your "cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt... twice removed," you should probably stay on your toes around them.
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                                          • 31st December 2012 by username
                                            More like great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great aunt.
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                                          Posted, 8th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          All princes are either goody-two-shoes or amazingly bratty.
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                                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                                            by chibi master
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                                            No movie is without a cliché waterfall.
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                                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Why use a barrel when you easily survive a waterfall tied to a tree.
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                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Squirrels can make balloon animals!
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                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                  by ChiakiEiji
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                                                  Trying to poison your Emperor will have no consequences.
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                                                    Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                    by IdentityEntity
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                                                    Never tell Kronk you hate his spinach puffs.
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                                                      Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                      by LindseyW
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                                                      Throwing the potion into a cactus will turn the cactus into a llama, too.
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                                                        Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                        by LindseyW
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                                                        Be glad you're unconscious when the guy kidnapping you is big, dumb, and tone-deaf.
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                                                          Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                          by LindseyW
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                                                          Never wear your best shoes when entering the jungle--you'll lose them in the quicksand.
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                                                            Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                            by LindseyW
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                                                            Never break a door down if it's made of hand-carved mahogany.
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                                                              Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                              by LindseyW
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                                                              If you're fired, to get revenge try to kill them, but accidently turn them into a llama instead
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                                                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Shoulder angels know everything.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  It really is a good thing you're not a big, fat guy.
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                                                                    Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                    by Khenarthi
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                                                                    I don't think Yzma's my great-aunt. She's more like my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great... great-great-aunt.
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                                                                      Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                                      Keep reading the menu, even when you know that you wont eat anything that it offers.
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                                                                        Posted, 9th September 2011
                                                                        by Alaurien
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                                                                        Yay! He's a llama again
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                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2012
                                                                          by Phyyyyer
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                                                                          Kronk has the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.
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                                                                            Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            Nobody lives forever is a perfectly good reason for jumping down a hole.
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                                                                              Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              If you get turned into a cow, you're allowed to go home.
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                                                                                Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                Kuzco had to pause the movie to remind you that he's the main character.
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                                                                                  Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  If a giant sack falls onto a cart, the peasant pulling it won't notice until he gets home.
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                                                                                    Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    This is the real Kuzco. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser.
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                                                                                      Posted, 3rd September 2014
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      There are some who can remain perfectly calm when they know they're about to go over a huge waterfall which most likely has sharp rocks at the bottom.
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                                                                                        Posted, 17th October 2014
                                                                                        by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                        When two people fall down a huge waterfall, only one will be knocked unconscious.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                          It doesn't matter if mouth to mouth is not a kiss. It's still disgusting.
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                                                                                            Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                                            Yzma's face has a habit of turning purple.
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                                                                                              Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                              Nobody knows what that thing is in Yzma's teeth, or how long it has been there.
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                                                                                                Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                                Yzma is proof that dinosaurs once walked the earth.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                                                                  by Footballfan
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