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Cool World

Cool World
This list was started on 7th July 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 13 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st March 2012

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If you kill a human while in your cartoon form, you're actually doing him a favor. Now he'll finally be able to f*ck his animated girlfriend after all these years.
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    Posted, 7th July 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Some people grieve for long periods of time after watching their beloved mother die violently. Others get transported to animated alternate dimensions.
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      Posted, 7th July 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      Sex with your creation isn't incest if you drew her.
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        Posted, 7th July 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        The orgasms of cartoon characters are 50 times louder and violent than those of regular human beings.
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          Posted, 7th July 2010
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          A human will passionately outlaw human-cartoon sex, but will date a cartoon himself.
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            Posted, 7th July 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            For cartoons, being stuck inside a fountain pen is a bit cramped, but it won't kill ya!
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              Posted, 7th July 2010
              by TiffYG2133
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              Just because you save the world doesn't mean you won't end up stuck in the very animation you created.
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                Posted, 7th July 2010
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                It's better to tell the only other human in the animated world EXACTLY WHY having sex with animated characters isn't a good idea.
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                  Posted, 7th July 2010
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  If the manipulative seductress whom is on the verge of destroying the earth and has caused tons of mayhem in her wake is standing on the railing of a tall Vegas casino, try to save her life instead of doing everybody a favor and just letting her fall.
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                    Posted, 7th July 2010
                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                    Kim Basinger has never looked more beautiful... as a human being.
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                      Posted, 10th July 2010
                      by FERIS
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                      But I won...
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                        Posted, 11th July 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        If everyone is trying to get your autograph, people who have no idea who you are will too.
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                          Posted, 21st March 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          When you drive a car in the cartoon world, it will either be a normal car, a cartoon car, or a cardboard cut out depending on which angle you see it.
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                            Posted, 21st March 2012
                            by agentdc7
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