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Die Hard
This list was started on 12th July 2010 by Dominic
There are 75 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd February 2015

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When the bad guy with the sub machine gun says to come out and that he promises he will not hurt you, it is usually decieving.
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    Posted, 12th July 2010
    by Dominic
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    Only Bruce Willis can piss someone off enough to make them kick a cart of beverages.
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      Posted, 12th July 2010
      by Dominic
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      Ironic how the black limo driver defeated the computer genius black guy.
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        Posted, 12th July 2010
        by Dominic
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        Alan Rickman is the same in everything.
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          Posted, 12th July 2010
          by Dominic
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          Shoot the glass.
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            Posted, 12th July 2010
            by Dominic
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            Cops love donuts and Twinkies.
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            • 20th August 2012 by Max
              They were for his wife.....she was pregnant.
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            Posted, 12th July 2010
            by Dominic
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            During a hostage crisis, just wash your face in the bathroom and you won't get caught.
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              Posted, 12th July 2010
              by Dominic
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              During a hostage takedown or anything of the sort, there will always be a couple having sex in an empty office.
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                Posted, 12th July 2010
                by Dominic
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                Hans should be on TV with that American accent.
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                  Posted, 12th July 2010
                  by Dominic
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                  Cokes are usually offered before you are shot as a pretend hostage.
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                    Posted, 12th July 2010
                    by Dominic
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                    Bad guys should really listen to their own advice of not hesitating to kill.
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                      Posted, 13th July 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      If the good guy who has just "given up" is laughing hysterically, you can bet he's hiding something.
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                        Posted, 14th July 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        When preparing for an ambush, don't hide by the candy, you might get momentarily distracted.
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                          Posted, 20th September 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          Walking on a rug in your bare feet and making fists with your toes is better than a shower and a hot coffee.
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                            Posted, 20th September 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Crawling through ventilation shafts will give you an idea of what a TV dinner feels like.
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                              Posted, 20th September 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen. What's the difference? A pen doesn't shoot you in the head after you just enjoyed some Coca-Cola.
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                                Posted, 20th September 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Going down elevator shafts looks easy now.
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                                  Posted, 12th July 2010
                                  by Dominic
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                                  Hans Gruber liked building models when he was little because of the preciseness involved.
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                                    Posted, 12th July 2010
                                    by Dominic
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                                    Never give a loaded gun to a stranger.
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                                      Posted, 12th July 2010
                                      by Dominic
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                                      Falling off a building looks scary.
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                                        Posted, 12th July 2010
                                        by Dominic
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                                        Office buildings have crappy security.
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                                          Posted, 12th July 2010
                                          by Dominic
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                                          The 1st guy Bruce Willis killed looked like a german Harry Potter.
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                                            Posted, 12th July 2010
                                            by Dominic
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                                            The wife of the protagonist is always the best hostage.
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                                              Posted, 12th July 2010
                                              by Dominic
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                                              Japanese CEOs tell you nothing in an interrogation.
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                                                Posted, 12th July 2010
                                                by Dominic
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                                                Random Japanese office buildings have a ton of money stashed away.
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                                                  Posted, 12th July 2010
                                                  by Dominic
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                                                  You can still live even after having your neck dangling on a chain for a long period of time.
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                                                    Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    If you want your shirt to turn black, go into the vents.
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                                                      Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Germans speaking German will still occasionally need an English translation.
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                                                        Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        A SWAT assault vehicle is also know as the quarterback.
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                                                          Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                          Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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                                                            Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            A white Agent Johnson and a black Agent Johnson might not be related.
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                                                            • 19th December 2010 by Stasis
                                                              Might, key word here.
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                                                            Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            Nobody brings Theo along for his charming personality.
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                                                              Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                              John McClane welcomes people to his parties by throwing dead bodies on their vehicles.
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                                                                Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                When trying to talk to your captors, its appropriate to say something like "sprechen ze talk?"
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                                                                  Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                  Wearing no socks and shoes in a plane is very comfortable.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2010
                                                                    by Dominic
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                                                                    It is stupid to pretend to be the hostage, you will get killed anyway.
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                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2010
                                                                      by Dominic
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                                                                      Hans Gruber liked Mr. Nakatomi's suit.
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                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2010
                                                                        by Dominic
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                                                                        When you tell someone you don't know and you're just going to have to shoot me, they might keep their word.
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                                                                          Posted, 12th July 2010
                                                                          by Dominic
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                                                                          Twinkies are full of everything a growing boy needs.
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                                                                            Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Hans was the idiot that put Holly in charge after he murdered her boss.
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                                                                              Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              When a lone terrorist appears in a crowd of hundreds of policemen and firemen, the one cop who hasn't fired a weapon in years will be the only one who reacts to take him down.
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                                                                                Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Maybe you should take all the missles with you when you set up a stinger, that way you won't have to go back to the stash.
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                                                                                  Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  Even if you negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast, you won't be able to handle Eurotrash.
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                                                                                    Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    If someone has run out of table to hide under, be sure to make them aware of the situation while reloading.
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      If a terrorist doesn't get actors in a movie correct, be sure to make him aware of his mistake.
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                                                                                        Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                        Before you kill the boss, find out if the second in command is a b*tch or not.
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                                                                                          Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          If you're pointing toy guns at cops in the dark, you deserve to get shot.
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                                                                                            Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                            Only John McClane can make someone so crazy with anger that they take their frustrations out on an innocent beverage tray.
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                                                                                              Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                              Glass? Who gives a $hit about glass?
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                                                                                              • 19th December 2010 by Stasis
                                                                                                I bet he wasn't thinking that after he had to pick all that glass out of his feet later on.
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                                                                                              Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                              Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson got butt-f*cked on National TV.
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                                                                                                Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                Explosions from c4 won't cause the building to catch on fire, nor will break the glass allowing the police to enter.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd October 2010
                                                                                                  by Wolfgang34
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                                                                                                  Adhesive tape is strong enough to to stick to sweaty, grimy skin.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 1st November 2010
                                                                                                    by Buddy Revell
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                                                                                                    Karl doesn't like it when you kill his brother.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 1st November 2010
                                                                                                      by Buddy Revell
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                                                                                                      Yippie Kai Yay!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd January 2011
                                                                                                        by jkpetrich
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                                                                                                        Don't give someone advice while trying to kill him. He will take it and kill you.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                          Cops won't hurt you because there are rules for a policeman, but they're going to anyways.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                            Pearl Harbor didn't work out but the Japanese sure got to use with tape decks.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                              FBI Agents can live with losing 20-25% of the hostages.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                If Christmas is a hostile takeover of a skyscaper, I don't want to be anywhere near John McClane on New Years.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                  During company Christmas parties, people will have sex just feet away from other partiers instead of in a more secluded, isolated location.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th September 2010
                                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                    The police hate breaking down glass doors so they can go in.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd October 2010
                                                                                                                      by Wolfgang34
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                                                                                                                      The army must be busy.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd October 2010
                                                                                                                        by Wolfgang34
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                                                                                                                        If you own any shares of Nakatomi Corp., its a good time to sell.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st November 2010
                                                                                                                          by Buddy Revell
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                                                                                                                          It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens. Mom's cookin' chicken and collard greens.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                                                                                            by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                                                                                            The best way to taunt your enemies is to send them the corpse of one of your enemies henchmen with a message on them in blood stating that you have a weapon and close it with Santa Clause's famous battle cry.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th August 2012
                                                                                                                              by Max
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                                                                                                                              John McClane is impressed with elevator shafts.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st December 2012
                                                                                                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson got butt-f*cked on national television.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st December 2012
                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                  Terrorists always bring cigarets from their own countries with them.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st December 2012
                                                                                                                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                    Never go to the coast to have a few laughs with Holly McClane.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st December 2012
                                                                                                                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                      It is awesome to punch a news guy in the face.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st December 2012
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                                                                                                                                        Sergeant Al Powell drives like Stevie Wonder.
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                                                                                                                                          Cutting-edge vault locks that are dependent on electricity do not usually have an uninterruptible power supply.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th March 2013
                                                                                                                                            by Hyperkubus
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                                                                                                                                            You can smash face-first through a window of a high-rise office building and walk away with hardly a scratch. But prepare for requiring a blood transfusion if you walk barefoot on shattered glass!
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                              In a large-scale terrorist attack, a pair of mid-level FBI agents invested with all conceivable powers is commonly put in charge of the situation. Shooting the place up from helicopters Apocalypse-Now-style is a standard FBI procedure for hostage rescue operations. The FBI suits may even insist on getting to be the door gunners themselves.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th March 2013
                                                                                                                                                by Hyperkubus
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                                                                                                                                                Each film in the Die Hard series contains a key scene involving an elevator.
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