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Despicable Me

Despicable Me
This list was started on 17th July 2010 by genius101
There are 44 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 26th July 2013

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It's not pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.
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    Posted, 17th July 2010
    by genius101
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    Dying from too much fluffiness is possible.
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      Posted, 17th July 2010
      by genius101
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      Books about kittens are garbage.
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        Posted, 17th July 2010
        by genius101
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        Stealing the pyramids makes all other villains look... lame. Even if the "villain" who stole them is a fat clueless nerd who named himself after a mathematical term and makes seafood shooters.
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          Posted, 17th July 2010
          by genius101
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          Putting children in boxes of shame is considered a good disciplinary action for not selling enough cookies.
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            Posted, 17th July 2010
            by genius101
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            Vegas called. They want their fake mini landmarks back.
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              Posted, 17th July 2010
              by genius101
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              Minions love karaoke.
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                Posted, 30th July 2010
                by Gladys
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                Even evil villains are scared on roller coasters.
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                  Posted, 30th July 2010
                  by Gladys
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                  Some unicorns are just so fluffy the only appropriate response is to die.
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                    Posted, 15th January 2011
                    by ekedolphin
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                    You can easily get away with snap-freezing a bunch of people in the coffee shop. Nobody will even think about suing.
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                      Posted, 17th July 2010
                      by genius101
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                      Minions love kisses.
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                        Posted, 30th July 2010
                        by Gladys
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                        If you are a great mother comment on everything your children do with "wuah".
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                          Posted, 20th December 2010
                          by Tristania
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                          The "Bank of evil" formerly was "Lehman Brothers".
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                            Posted, 20th December 2010
                            by Tristania
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                            Gru's book is a book about a unicorn and three kittens. Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
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                              Posted, 15th January 2011
                              by ekedolphin
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                              Recital in Minion-speak is pronounced "Bebibo".
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                                Posted, 17th July 2010
                                by genius101
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                                When told to fire, bounce up and down and laugh hysterically while constantly pressing the firing button.
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                                  Posted, 17th July 2010
                                  by genius101
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                                  There's never enough parking space for a villain-mobile. Just crush a few cars and you're good!
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                                    Posted, 17th July 2010
                                    by genius101
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                                    Dogs don't poop in the neighbor's yard if they're DEAD!
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                                      Posted, 1st August 2010
                                      by PandasLikePoptarts
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                                      The ballet recital is the best place for kidnapping. If Vector did it, so can you.
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                                        Posted, 27th December 2010
                                        by Raajnie
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                                        Villains like Coconutties.
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                                          Posted, 17th July 2010
                                          by genius101
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                                          Miniature elephants are adorable even to highly trained Chinese security guards.
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                                            Posted, 17th July 2010
                                            by genius101
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                                            Egyptians near the Pyramids of Giza need to watch their backs. They could get run over by a tour bus.
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                                              Posted, 17th July 2010
                                              by genius101
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                                              Evil villains play wii.
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                                                Posted, 30th July 2010
                                                by Gladys
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                                                They don't have anything whatsoever to do with the plot? Take them out. But they're cute! So, spend half the movie with them and put them and nobody else from the movie on the posters.
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                                                  Posted, 4th August 2010
                                                  by miquonranger03
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                                                  .Gru is like a combination of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Penguin from Batman
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                                                    Posted, 18th September 2010
                                                    by DixonSmoke
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                                                    Selfmade books are always the best ones.
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                                                      Posted, 20th December 2010
                                                      by Tristania
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                                                      Every dog is fluffy, even the bad ones.
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                                                        Posted, 20th December 2010
                                                        by Tristania
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                                                        Old scientists invent the funniest things by understanding something wrong on the phone.
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                                                          Posted, 20th December 2010
                                                          by Tristania
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                                                          An adoption agency will let a grown, single man adopt little girls, not finding it the least bit suspect.
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                                                            Posted, 22nd September 2011
                                                            by ST
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                                                            Why are you so old?!?
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                                                              Posted, 30th July 2010
                                                              by Gladys
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                                                              Something can be accidentally destroyed maliciously.
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                                                                Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                Paint a pyramid blue with some clouds and people will never notice it
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2011
                                                                  by pringles
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                                                                  A Cheeto will not turn into a butterfly.
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                                                                    Posted, 9th September 2011
                                                                    by ST
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                                                                    If your ultimate goal is to be the best villain ever, buy some irresistibly cute minions. This will speed up your plans immensely.
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                                                                      Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                      by abjaaksm
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                                                                      How come no villains are ever arrested?
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd November 2012
                                                                        by nerdy girly
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                                                                        Stealing the moon will have no effect on Planet Earth.
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                                                                        • 28th July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                          You can always replace him with fatties.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th July 2013
                                                                        by Y2G
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                                                                        Does anybody else feel sorry for that neighbor?
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                                                                          Posted, 17th July 2010
                                                                          by genius101
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                                                                          Insulting Miss Hattie in Spanish is never a good idea.
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                                                                            Posted, 17th July 2010
                                                                            by genius101
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                                                                            Blu-ray disc now has its rival: Gru-ray disc.
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                                                                              Posted, 28th December 2010
                                                                              by vivant
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                                                                              Minions are living glow sticks.
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                                                                                Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                                by LindseyW
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                                                                                Mr. Jenkins likes to laugh...inside xD
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                                                                                  Posted, 8th October 2011
                                                                                  by Alaurien
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                                                                                  Apparently, Santa is nice but scary.
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th December 2011
                                                                                    by PointMan528491
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                                                                                    Parents who put their kids on a leash like an animal are probably irresponsible.
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2012
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      When some people shop, they are completely oblivious to flying soda bottles and raining soda.
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                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2012
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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