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This list was started on 20th July 2010 by ryan corderman
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This list was last updated on 31st December 2010

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If you go from blond to brunette the employers you have been working with for years will not recognize you.
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    Posted, 20th July 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Activate your spy by telling the enemy your entire plan and also the identity of the spy.
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      Posted, 5th September 2010
      by Juggernaut
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      If Tom Cruise drops out of a movie go for someone more manly like Angelina Jolie.
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        Posted, 20th July 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Even when she's all bruised up and covered in blood, Angelina Jolie is still hotter then your girlfriend.
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          Posted, 25th July 2010
          by joe165841
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          Koreans are so mentally tough, that the sight of Angelina Jolie in her bra and panties does not immediately cause a painful erection that lasts for more then 4 hours...either that or they're gay.
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          Posted, 25th July 2010
          by joe165841
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          In Soviet Russia, vodka kills you!
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          Posted, 26th July 2010
          by avalanche719
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          An American spy that's actually a Russian spy is actually working for America. Ugh my head hurts.
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            Posted, 26th July 2010
            by avalanche719
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            When any type of system is activated in a situation room, there's always a pre-recorded cold female voice that will explain what's required, what's going on and how long it will take to launch the nuclear strike.
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              Posted, 8th September 2010
              by Zho
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              If the Russian government told me that my whole role in life is to become a high ranking NATO liaison and then blow myself up, I'd tell them to f*ck off.
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                Posted, 26th July 2010
                by avalanche719
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                If the glass didn't break after a hundred rounds have been pumped into it, then maybe, just maybe, hitting it with the stock of a rifle will work.
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                  Posted, 26th July 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Mike sure had one crappy anniversary.
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                    Posted, 26th July 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    The U.S. president is a white guy named Lewis
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                      Posted, 30th July 2010
                      by Josh
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                      Evelyn Salt's male wig looks incredibly good even after she jumped around and ran for half an hour in the White House. No need to be adjusted.
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                        Posted, 8th September 2010
                        by Zho
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                        When a Russian guy says you are a Russian spy then your employers will immediately believe him and chase you.
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                        • 20th October 2010 by AKenjiB
                          Actually, he was given brain scans during the interrogation, it shows that he is telling the truth
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                        Posted, 20th July 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Russians are evil incarnate.
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                          Posted, 25th July 2010
                          by joe165841
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                          I really would not want to get lost inside of CIA headquarters.
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                            Posted, 26th July 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Russian philosophy: live by vodka, die by vodka bottle.
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                              Posted, 26th July 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Don't allow the only person not allowed to have a weapon near the cache.
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                                Posted, 26th July 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Mesh chairs are not good to hide behind.
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                                • 27th July 2010 by joe165841
                                  Lol...this ones great.
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                                Posted, 26th July 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Everyone who works for the American government is a Russian spy... except of course if he or she is black...
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                                  Posted, 12th August 2010
                                  by kaizar
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                                  The most convenient way to escape the CIA after the Russian President's assassination is to get caught, then hijack your police captors.
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                                    Posted, 8th September 2010
                                    by Zho
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                                    Sabertooth works with Laura Croft for the government!
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                                      Posted, 20th July 2010
                                      by ryan corderman
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                                      If you are bieng chased by the government you will need to learn how to fight, shoot, and kill your pursuers, furthering the evidence that you are a spy even if you say you are not. You will also need to become more sexy than you ever have been before to put asses in seats.
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                                        Posted, 26th July 2010
                                        by UsernameTed
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                                        The North Koreans torture people before they let them go. It's standard protocal.
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                                          Posted, 26th July 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          When giving a eulogy in a building that tunnels run underneath, hook yourself up to something in the ceiling. Just in case the floor collapses.
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                                            Posted, 26th July 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            Nobody gets out of the way for cop cars in NYC.
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                                              Posted, 26th July 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              When you run out of ammo just throw your gun at your enemy to knock them out
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                                                Posted, 30th July 2010
                                                by Josh
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                                                The best place to park a car in the middle of a police chase is inside another car.
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                                                  Posted, 4th August 2010
                                                  by miquonranger03
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                                                  If you assassinate the Russian president you only get driven away in 3 normal police vehicles and not an armored vehicle specifically designed to hold prisoners. I guess the police wanted to be as fast and inconspicuous as possible:(
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                                                    Posted, 18th August 2010
                                                    by cortex
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                                                    Fingerprints are proof you are the killer.
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                                                      Posted, 5th September 2010
                                                      by Juggernaut
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                                                      When you steal clothes from a hanger in a corridor hotel without checking what you're taking, you will automatically end up with perfectly designed outfits that will outline your impressive silhouette.
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                                                        Posted, 8th September 2010
                                                        by Zho
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                                                        There are Russian Spies everywhere in the US Government!
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                                                          Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                          Angelina Jolie is still hot!
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                                                            Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                            Car chases = FUN!
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                                                              Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                              Russian spies are fine as hell.
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                                                                Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                When Angelina Jolie runs out of bullets she always has kids to throw!
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                                                                • 18th September 2010 by Raajnie
                                                                  Ouch!!! Mean :P
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                                                                Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                If you escape into the woods surrounding the Potomac river, you're free as a bird and no one will chase you.
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                                                                  Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                  Nobody notices that the president was poisoned until he just happens to wake up.
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                                                                    Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                    Angelina Jolie can fly.
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                                                                      Posted, 4th August 2010
                                                                      by miquonranger03
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                                                                      Hollywood miss the good old times when the Cold War could identify the Soviets as the "bad guys". Nevertheless despite the fall of communism in the ex-USSR, why not base a storyline on a secret cult of Crazy Warriors created in the 1970's which decide to take action more than 25 years later on DAY X? Those warriors are so brainwashed that they'll still consider the US as the worst enemy.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th September 2010
                                                                        by Zho
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                                                                        No one can make a better Salt than Angelina Jolie.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                                          by k1ngv1rus
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                                                                          She is somebody's mother too! Just where did she get that expensive matching coat to coordinate with the shapka she stole on the street. Very nice Russian touch! She, of course, couldn't go kill a bunch of people underdressed.
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                                                                            Posted, 31st December 2010
                                                                            by Maia
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