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This list was started on 28th November 2009 by Anon
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Mothers don't mind when their children disappear for several days. As long as they return home with a talking dog.
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  • 10th March 2014 by agentdc7
    And in the company of an old man who was recently charged for assault.
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Posted, 30th November 2009
by Anon
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If you meet your childhood hero, he might try to kill you.
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  • 28th November 2009 by Adam
    It would still be worth it.
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Posted, 28th November 2009
by Anon
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Your entire life can be summed up dramatically within 5 minutes
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    Posted, 30th November 2009
    by Anon
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    Balloons filled with helium can lift an entire two story house, two people, and sometimes a dog.
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    • 30th November 2009 by Anon
      and a bird named Kevin
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    Posted, 28th November 2009
    by Anon
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    Dogs do not like the cone of shame.
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    • 7th December 2009 by Anon
      I do not like the cone of shame and I'm a human.
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    Posted, 28th November 2009
    by Anon
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    An adventure with a stubby old man and a young boy scout will never be interpreted as a kidnapping.
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      Posted, 2nd December 2009
      by Anon
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      It's very important to know that... SQUIRREL!
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        Posted, 22nd December 2009
        by Rebel Agenda
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        Hiding under someone's porch because you love them is only cute if you're a dog.
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          Posted, 30th November 2009
          by Anon
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          Next time you decide to use a pack of highly-trained dangerous dogs to help you in re-claiming your honor, make sure there isn't a particular brown one in the pack with a soft spot in its heart.
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          • 6th April 2010 by megz baby
            noooooo....cuz then it wouldnt be cute and funny and sweet
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          Posted, 1st December 2009
          by Anon
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          Why deal with court rulings? Just hook your house up with balloons and away you go.
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            Posted, 30th November 2009
            by Anon
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            You are supposed to dig the hole before crapping in the woods.
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              Posted, 28th November 2009
              by Anon
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              All dogs hate squirrels.
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                Posted, 28th November 2009
                by Anon
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                All dogs must be male.
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                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                  by chibi master
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                  Running a leaf blower in someone's face means "no".
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                    Posted, 16th December 2009
                    by LindseyW
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                    It's always funnier when the squirrel gets dead.
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                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                      by Anon
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                      If anyone, even you own grandmother, is hiding out in a cave and invites you in, start turning a 180*.
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                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Birthday wishes always come true, even for dogs.
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                        • 1st March 2010 by HermanoBluth
                          Technically, this wasn't in the movie itself, but the bonus short on the disc. But, I can resist the cute!
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                        Posted, 2nd December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        It takes a floating house about a day to reach South America with a GPS.
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                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                          by SimplyMe
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                          If a dog has just met you, he will love you.
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                          • 20th January 2011 by howler
                            And his name is Doug.
                          • 29th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
                            Especially if he's isolated with dogs who hate him.
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                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                          by Anon
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                          It is not at all possible to sound intimidating when you have the voice of a chipmunk.
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                            Posted, 28th November 2009
                            by Anon
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                            Dogs are excellent cooks.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                              by Anon
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                              A sharp solid steel sword cannot cut through a hollow aluminum cane.
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                              • 6th April 2010 by megz baby
                                excellent point, Invaderben
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                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              There is ALWAYS a squirrel. Even when there's not, there IS.
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                                Posted, 12th December 2009
                                by Melodicanth
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                                After finding out that your giant bird is a girl, don't bother to give it a more feminine name.
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                                  Posted, 17th February 2010
                                  by smile4me
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                                  A Wilderness Explorer's GPS is functional no matter what your location is on earth
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                                  • 20th January 2011 by howler
                                    It would continue to function...until it hit the ground.
                                  • 6th April 2010 by megz baby
                                    except when you throw it out the window
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                                  Posted, 28th November 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  People will not question it if you use a blimp as a primary mode of transportation.
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                                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                                    by malice
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                                    Wilderness Explorer ceremonies allow packs of dogs to occupy seats.
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                                      Posted, 5th December 2009
                                      by malice
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                                      Dreaming of dropping the annoying neighborhood kid 90 stories to his death is hilarious, just as long as it stays a dream.
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                                        Posted, 29th April 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        The structural keystone of your house is centered at its chimney, making it possible for lift off by several hundred helium balloons~
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                                          Posted, 4th June 2010
                                          by izzysirius
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                                          A Wilderness Explorer is a friend to all of nature.
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                                            Posted, 28th November 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            If you go out exploring around where your childhood idol vanished decades ago, odds are he's still hanging around and is as fit as he was the last time he made contact with civilization.
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                                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Wilderness Explorers will go to any length necessary for a new patch.
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                                                Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Marriage is blissful as long as your spouse is the person who shared your fascination for your childhood idol.
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                                                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Houses, when dropped from the sky, can land on flat land unscathed.
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                                                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                    by malice
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                                                    A deranged scientist living in the caves of South America obviously has the technology to build seemingly hundreds of dog thought translation collars, with all sorts of accesories. Alpha's loose wire? Eh, the best of us make mistakes.
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                                                      Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                      by UsernameTed
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                                                      No squirrels were harmed in the making of this film. Chipmunks were considered inferior.
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                                                        Posted, 21st December 2009
                                                        by Abrina7
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                                                        Life is an adventure.
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                                                          Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                          Adventure is out there.
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                                                            Posted, 9th June 2010
                                                            by Elliott
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                                                            It is possible to make a kids movie the most depressing film ever.
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                                                              Posted, 9th June 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                              Part of the savings jar money will go into buying a new savings jar.
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                                                                Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                The amount of force it takes to float a house is equal to the amount of the force it takes to rip it off it's foundation.
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                                                                  Posted, 2nd July 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  Helium balloons can float a house only AFTER they are released into the windy sky.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                    by Len
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                                                                    Snipes love chocolate.
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                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      The screws attaching a garden hose ring to a two story house can withstand the entire weight of said house.
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                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Large flightless birds have a natural affinity for aluminum canes.
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                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          Battling Agent Smith for the rights to your home is always doomed to end in both failure and wtfepicwin.
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                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            The Wilderness Explorers are not prepared to deal with flying houses.
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                                                                              Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              It is possible for an elderly man and a pudgy kid to haul an airborne house through a jungle.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                There aren't any tigers in South America. ZOOLOGY!
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                                                                                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  Kevin's a girl!
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                                                                                    Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    If you ever go to the jungles of South America, ALWAYS bring chocolate just in case you meet up with a few Kevins.
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                                                                                      Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                      by xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                                                                      The alpha dog's inner-voice really sounds like a chipmunk.
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                                                                                        Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                        by TenshiHoshino
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                                                                                        Weekend-dad will always buy you any electric gadget that your heart desires.
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                                                                                          Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                          The mind of an old man can be a really scary place.
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                                                                                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                            You should always think it all the way through before "dropping" a kid off the easy way.
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                                                                                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                              Yes, in South America, it is possible for dogs to somehow know how to fly a plane. Just don't tell them there's a squirrl nearby.
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                                                                                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                by Alazne Chan
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                                                                                                Even highly-trained dogs fall for treats, tennis balls, and squirrels.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                                                  by LindseyW
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                                                                                                  Nature does not welcome anything different.
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                                                                                                  • 10th March 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                                    Well, someone is extra lazy and needs to whine about it in his/her name.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                                                                  by fuckyouformakingmeregister
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                                                                                                  Chocolate attracts strange bird-like animals named kevin in the middle of a rain forest...
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                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                    by SimplyMe
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                                                                                                    When running for your life, stairs always conveniently appear (even on the outside of a blimp).
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                                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                      by Lunamedea
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                                                                                                      You can turn your house into a flying airship in a matter of hours.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                        I really enjoyed the *SQUIRREL* dog in the movie because *SQUIRREL* they were really funny and *SQUIRREL* that had short attention *SQUIRREL* spans, and that was *SQUIRREL* soooo.... funny!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 19th April 2010
                                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                          One of the dogs had a "Wilhelm" translator.
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                                                                                                          • 29th June 2010 by Adam
                                                                                                            Haha, I must've missed this!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 28th June 2010
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                                                                                                          Engineers should be working on making electronic devices for dogs to talk rather than sending astronauts to space.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                            by FERIS
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                                                                                                            1001 ways to use a walker.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 21st November 2010
                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                              Suck it Dreamworks. This shit comes to us in our sleep.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                by Raajnie
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                                                                                                                If you're caught in a life and death situation between a bird and a human. Save the bird!
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                  by Raajnie
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                                                                                                                  Selling balloons can lead to a good retirement.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                                                                    Phyllis isn't my mom.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                                                      by john2012
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                                                                                                                      Helium filled balloons will not work until they are sticking out of your chimney.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                        The only word that doesn't need to be translated by a dog collar is "roof."
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                          by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                          Dogs are stupid even if they can talk.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                                                                                            by pocketg99
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                                                                                                                            Most people take a plane to South America, but if you take your house you can have your tv and clocks and stuff.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th May 2012
                                                                                                                              by Sweet dee
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                                                                                                                              The small mailman smells like chocolate.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th May 2012
                                                                                                                                by Sweet dee
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                                                                                                                                A Doberman can throw a larger Golden Retriever by the neck over a cliff.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th May 2012
                                                                                                                                  by Sweet dee
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                                                                                                                                  Fenton's ice cream store does not care if you park your blimp above its store.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th May 2012
                                                                                                                                    by Sweet dee
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                                                                                                                                    Balloon strings can support the weight of a house.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                      If a old man goes to Peru, they don't need to worry about food or water.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st February 2013
                                                                                                                                        by Filmguy
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                                                                                                                                        A chubby boy can't climb a vertical hose more than 2 feet.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                          A faulty stairlift can be fixed with a light punch.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                            Carl will give up his house...when he's dead!!!
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th January 2015
                                                                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                              Don't hit construction workers with your cane or they'll send you to the elderly house of doom.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                Giant flightless birds are not very fond of dogs.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                  When you see Cumulonimbus clouds, run the other way specially if you are flying a house.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                    When dogs play poker, they'll naturally use treats as a form of currency or chips.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                      Building a tent is hard. Be careful the poles don't hit you in the face.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                        Wilderness is kind of wild.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                          In order to become a wilderness explorer, you don't need to actually go out in the wilderness anymore...
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                            The air plane yoke for pilot dogs is naturally in the shape of a bone.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                              Mothers of annoying kids love a game named ''see who can be quiet the longest''.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                                When the dogs piloting air planes fight in the skies, it gives a literal meaning to the word ''dogfight''.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2016
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