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Dinner For Schmucks

Dinner For Schmucks
This list was started on 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 18 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th July 2011

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When you want someone to stop attacking you, play dead, works every time.
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    Posted, 19th August 2010
    by jacobdfl
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    Morgan Freeman = Nelson Mandela no questions asked
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      Posted, 8th September 2010
      by Jyanchan
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      The lyrics to Imagine by John Lennon is actually "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."
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        Posted, 29th July 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Being friends with a moron will get you ahead in the work place.
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          Posted, 29th July 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          Steve Carell collects rats.
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            Posted, 29th July 2010
            by ryan corderman
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            When someone says "don't leave this chair!" just walk with it attached to your butt.
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              Posted, 29th July 2010
              by ryan corderman
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              Never go as a guest to "The dinner for winners!"
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                Posted, 29th July 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                The Swiss people are most known for there army knives and cheese.
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                  Posted, 31st July 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  Steve Carell has never been hit by a Porsche before!
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                    Posted, 15th January 2011
                    by thugz4real
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                    Zack Galifianakis can control you with his mind.
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                      Posted, 29th July 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      11
                      When you find a dead rat add it to a diorama of The Last Supper.
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                        Posted, 29th July 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Having dinner with friends is an accomplishment to some people.
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                          Posted, 29th July 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Steve Carell can control Zach Galifianakis with his mind!
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                          • 24th January 2011 by Raajnie
                            No it was actually the brain!
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                          Posted, 15th January 2011
                          by thugz4real
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                          Some people's sexual fantasies come alive when they dress up like birds, goats and all sorts of animals.
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                            Posted, 24th January 2011
                            by Raajnie
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                            15
                            Another name for getting laid with Kieran is- getting kierated!!!
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                              Posted, 24th January 2011
                              by Raajnie
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                              Psycho stalkers like to get spanked.
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                                Posted, 24th January 2011
                                by Raajnie
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                                You cannot declare offshore investment losses against future capital gains
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                                  Posted, 2nd March 2011
                                  by The Other You
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                                  You can't get spanked for not paying your taxes.
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                                    Posted, 20th July 2011
                                    by sbsp92
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