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The Signal

The Signal
This list was started on 6th August 2010 by avalanche719
There are 42 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th August 2010

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If someone starts hitting you repeatedly in the face, drive your car into a junction box.
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    Posted, 6th August 2010
    by avalanche719
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    Never walk away from someone with a baseball bat.
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      Posted, 6th August 2010
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      When people go crazy, the most logical thing to do is to duct tape a bunch of knives to a candle holder.
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        Posted, 6th August 2010
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        When cheating, always act as suspicious as possible and give simple answers for everything.
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          Posted, 6th August 2010
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          When you're trying to convince a woman to leave her husband, suggest weird things to do, like plant a garden on the roof or throw the TV off the balcony and replace it with coloring books. That'll win her over.
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            Posted, 6th August 2010
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            If I can't watch the game, I'm going to swing a bat.
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              Posted, 6th August 2010
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              If your neighbor frantically begs to be let in, maybe you should shut the door once she's inside.
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                Posted, 6th August 2010
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                It makes perfect sense to hide under a table in a locked apartment.
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                  Posted, 6th August 2010
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                  The TV told me to do it.
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                    Posted, 6th August 2010
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                    Don't overdo on the fragrances when banging someone else, it'll only lead to more questioning.
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                      Posted, 6th August 2010
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                      A woman being choked will still be holding the air pump she was holding prior to being choked instead of dropping it and screaming.
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                        Posted, 6th August 2010
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                        "You were thinking seven? I was thinking seven! No wonder we're married!" sometimes turns into "Die B*tch."
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                          Posted, 6th August 2010
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                          If a woman is having dreams of her dead husband, "check" on her and you might be able to get a little action.
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                            Posted, 6th August 2010
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                            Do you have the crazy?
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                              Posted, 6th August 2010
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                              After witnessing people kill each other for no known reason, go ahead and put your headphones on and leave. You'll be fine.
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                                Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                When people are going crazy around you, hide in a janitor's closet and pull people in as they walk by.
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                                  Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                  Whenever you encounter someone, its appropriate to duct tape them up and leave them somewhere to figure out if they're crazy or not.
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                                    Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                    A decapitated head will want a cigarette before it gives you any information.
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                                      Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                      As soon as that ball drops, I'm gonna find a slut and pee in her butt.
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                                        Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                        Some people will walk directly into a man with hedge clippers.
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                                          Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                          If you get shot, just duct tape it and you're good.
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                                            Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                            Landlords obviously need more hobbies.
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                                              Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                              When asking a woman if she needs help, its probably best to ask without a shovel in your hand.
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                                                Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                Never open the door for someone saying they're the exterminator.
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                                                  Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                  A keychain can easily be mistaken for a knife.
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                                                    Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                    As long as you say "(s)he was coming after you!" afterwards, you can kill whoever you want.
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                                                      Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      An air pump to the neck does some serious damage.
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                                                        Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                        Why would anyone untie their lover's husband? That still doesn't make sense to me.
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                                                          Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                          People still come to New Years Eve parties in chaotic situations.
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                                                            Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                            Jim Parsons must not have left his apartment until it was time to party.
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                                                              Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                              Why can't you just keep your f*cking mouth shut and watch T.V.?
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                                                                Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                                Change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change.
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                                                                  Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                                  The TV must've gotten into his head and told him to kill you.
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                                                                    Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                                    After everyone tells a tale who killed who, it's time for cocktails!
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                                                                      Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                                      Its not suspicious at all to say that you feel gross when your husband kisses you.
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                                                                        Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        If there's no one to kiss at a New Year's Eve party, make out with the dog. You won't regret it or anything.
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                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          Listen, I think I found your sledgehammer out here so I'm going to borrow it, if that's okay? And I'm going to knock this door to f*cking pieces.
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                                                                            Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                                            Apparently people still use portable CD players.
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                                                                              Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              Even when you are sleeping with a married woman who's husband doesn't seem all that bad, it's nice to know you can still be a protagonist worth rooting for.
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                                                                                Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Its okay to constantly ask about the "snatch status" of a party.
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                                                                                  Posted, 6th August 2010
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                                                                                  Clark killed someone too.
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th August 2010
                                                                                    by Bow2yurmaster
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                                                                                    It's perfectly okay to switch from a gory horror movie to a comedy and then back to a gory horror movie during the course of one movie.
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                                                                                      Posted, 10th August 2010
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