The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Peter Pan

Peter Pan
This list was started on 9th December 2009 by Anon
There are 47 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th October 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

1
Hell hath no fury like a pixie scorned.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 9th December 2009
    by Anon
    8
    2
    To "fly," all you need is "pixie dust."
    (1) Comments
    • 13th December 2009 by Heather Marie
      Dude, for some reason that is totally histarical.
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 9th December 2009
    by Anon
    7
    3
    It's a good idea to do whatever the random kid in green tights tells you to do. Even if that means jumping off a rooftop to "fly."
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 10th December 2009
      by chibi master
      7
      4
      Why hire a servant when you can train your dog?
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 9th December 2009
        by Anon
        6
        5
        Racism is fun!
        (2) Comments
        • 11th December 2009 by Anon
          Just remember that everyone's a little racist in their own special way.
        • 9th December 2009 by Kidoushuu
          What made the red man red? Disney is so subtle.
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 9th December 2009
        by Anon
        5
        6
        Cutting off someone's hand is considered only "a childish prank" until you give said hand to a crocodile.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 12th December 2009
          by chibi master
          5
          7
          If a thimble equals a kiss what happens when you get the whole sewing kit?
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 17th December 2009
            by TiffYG2133
            5
            8
            Standing in a circle while discussing your strategy of how you will surround your enemy and take them by suprise, will actually get you surrounded by your enemy and taken by suprise.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 22nd December 2009
              by Abrina7
              5
              9
              Charisma will get you a long way in life, even if you're the leader of a band of pirates and a pretty obvious jerk.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 9th December 2009
                by Anon
                4
                10
                A giant flying pirate ship has no effect on normal society. No siree.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                  by Anon
                  4
                  11
                  The steps required to fly in this universe sound suspiciously similar to substance abuse.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                    by Anon
                    4
                    12
                    Shadows can be tricky things to keep track of when they're not sewn on.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                      by Anon
                      4
                      13
                      Getting your clothes drawn on can be cleaned by just a light, quick rub down with a cloth.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 13th December 2009
                        by Ryuuko
                        4
                        14
                        The Lost Boys are apparently furries in training.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 9th December 2009
                          by Anon
                          3
                          15
                          Shadows are sentient and will take any opportunity to escape their owner.
                          (1) Comments
                          • 8th May 2010 by Meushell
                            It's also important to chase after them, rather then let have their freedom.
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 9th December 2009
                          by Anon
                          3
                          16
                          Soap works like glue.
                          (1) Comments
                          • 11th December 2009 by Anon
                            That made no sense whatsoever but it works.
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 9th December 2009
                          by Anon
                          3
                          17
                          Even Smee has a soft spot for mommy.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                            by Anon
                            3
                            18
                            We'll never know exactly how that clock got in the crocodile.
                            (2) Comments
                            • 16th November 2010 by Hayleychaotix
                              Wayward warriors's comment is funnier than the learning!
                            • 10th December 2009 by Anon
                              My money's on: he ate it.
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                            by Anon
                            3
                            19
                            Seems like flawed logic but indeed, dagger trumps longsword.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                              by Anon
                              3
                              20
                              All boys who want to stay young wear tight, green pants.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                by Anon
                                3
                                21
                                Don't open gifts that "tick".
                                (1) Comments
                                • 10th December 2009 by Anon
                                  Or "tok."
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                by Anon
                                3
                                22
                                It is perfectly logical to a pirate to jump overboard for a single gold coin.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 12th December 2009
                                  by PhoenixFox
                                  3
                                  23
                                  If you give a crocodile a taste, of course he'll want the rest.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 13th December 2009
                                    by Anon
                                    3
                                    24
                                    Clapping my hands and saying "I believe in fairies" can overcome death!
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                      by SainaTsukino
                                      3
                                      25
                                      Cufflinks are elusive little buggers.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                                        by sapphire0kisses
                                        3
                                        26
                                        Dogs that clean up after your children, give them their medicine, make the beds, etc. are bad and deserve to be put outside in the dog house.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 17th December 2009
                                          by kashiwagi
                                          3
                                          27
                                          If the fairy says it's a bomb, don't blow it off.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                                            by Anon
                                            2
                                            28
                                            In a Disney movie racism just adds to the aesthetic.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 10th December 2009
                                              by waffle
                                              2
                                              29
                                              A grown man needs Scotland Yard to deal with his children's fairy tales.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                by Evilgidgit
                                                2
                                                30
                                                Mermaids are mean.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
                                                  1
                                                  31
                                                  Captain Hook does not like to be told that the life expectancy of someone in his profession is comparatively brief.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
                                                    1
                                                    32
                                                    Crocodiles spend a lot of time in saltwater.
                                                    (1) Comments
                                                    • 13th December 2009 by Anon
                                                      Well if they're saltwater crocodiles, they swim in fresh and saltwater. Those crocodiles are true badasses.
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
                                                    1
                                                    33
                                                    An obese Victorian England father has the balance of a turtle on stilts made out of Jell-O. I think you get the point.
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
                                                      1
                                                      34
                                                      If you're gonna bring someone to a magical world full of excitement and wonder, make sure she won't kill your pixie and run off.
                                                      (0) Comments
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                        by leo11234
                                                        1
                                                        35
                                                        It's completely appropriate to use derogatory terms in Disney films, because the world doesn't realize what "squaw" actually means.
                                                        (0) Comments
                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                          Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                          by sapphire0kisses
                                                          1
                                                          36
                                                          Even Native Americans have a low tolerance for their mothers-in-law.
                                                          (0) Comments
                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                            by Anon
                                                            0
                                                            37
                                                            Tinker Bell is Disney's answer to that lady who stands on the streetcorner, crying silently to herself about the last time her employer hit her while at the same time trying to look sexy so she can feed her children tomorrow.
                                                            (0) Comments
                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                              by Anon
                                                              0
                                                              38
                                                              The pudgy villainous sidekick is always the most lovable character.
                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
                                                                0
                                                                39
                                                                Mermaids, indians, pirates and flying children. What is this, Abbey Road?
                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
                                                                  0
                                                                  40
                                                                  Never Never Land was once a harmless place for the young ones.
                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                    by Anon
                                                                    0
                                                                    41
                                                                    For everyone who's longed to be a 40 year old virgin, there's a magical land for you.
                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                      by Anon
                                                                      0
                                                                      42
                                                                      Captain Hook was a lawyer in some past lifetime.
                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                        Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                        by PhoenixFox
                                                                        0
                                                                        43
                                                                        If you say that fairies don't exist, one of them dies...crap.
                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                          Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                          by SainaTsukino
                                                                          0
                                                                          44
                                                                          Gravity doesn't work until you notice you're not standing on anything.
                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                            Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
                                                                            0
                                                                            45
                                                                            Suddenly hearing a ticking clock can make you twitch.
                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                              Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
                                                                              0
                                                                              46
                                                                              Children who join Captain Hook are rewarded with free tattoos.
                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                                by Footballfan
                                                                                0
                                                                                47
                                                                                Forget drugs. It takes faith, trust and pixie dust to be able to fly.
                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                  Posted, 16th October 2014
                                                                                  by DreamerBoy
                                                                                  0

                                                                                  Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                                                  We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                                                  Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                                                  Recently Added

                                                                                  You Like?

                                                                                  Facebook Friends

                                                                                  © 2010 - 2019 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.