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The Expendables

The Expendables
This list was started on 12th August 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 100 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th June 2012

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Alternate Title: MANGASM THE MOVIE!
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  • 24th October 2010 by mannerino
    oh and i also forgot, the ghostbusters as well!!!!!!
  • 24th October 2010 by mannerino
    but cortex, you forgot batman, the men in black, obama, pee wee herman, father time, wall e, predator, master chief, the collector, jigsaw, uwe boll ( as the villian!lol) john mcclane ( both him AND mr. church!), the pillsbury dough boy, the stay puff marshmallow man, scott pilgrim, macgruber, ethan hunt, walt kowalski, mr. and mrs. smith, jason bourne, harry potter, and JESUS! and it would make an amazing 5 hour epic!!!!
  • 16th August 2010 by cortex
    the second one should be interesting since they left out; Steven Segal, Harrison Ford, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Clint Eastwood, Jackie Chan, Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, Nicholas Cage, Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves, Tommy Jaa....... and a lot more wrestlers: Triple H, Hulk Hogan, Goldberg, John Cena................. And maybe; George Clooney, Charlie Sheen, Pierce Brosnan, Hugh Jackman, Shaq, Mark Walberg, Danny Glover and Wesley Snipes when he gets out of jail:( I wishes if it were possible; Jean-Claude van Damme, Sean Connery, Bruce Lee, Charles Bronson,:(:(never gonna happen though....:) A BLOODY GOOD TIME:P
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Posted, 12th August 2010
by ryan corderman
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You can shoot somebody in half.
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  • 3rd March 2011 by AshBlaze
    Even if it's lower than intended.
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Posted, 12th August 2010
by ryan corderman
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Jet Li would have won.
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    Posted, 15th August 2010
    by Bow2yurmaster
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    Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't so cold now!
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      Posted, 16th August 2010
      by avalanche719
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      Apparently, a million dollars isn't enough to send Jet Li's kid to a good school.
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      • 25th August 2010 by kvn8907
        Silver platters in the caffeteria aren't good enough. His kids deserve GOLD, damnit!
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      Posted, 16th August 2010
      by avalanche719
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      It's not easy being Sylvester Stallone's friend.
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        Posted, 12th August 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        The best bridge to use in order to cross a fire is a wooden one.
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          Posted, 14th August 2010
          by E J Macleod
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          Don't let the boyfriend find out about you messing around with his girl. He will probably kick your ass and may deflate your balls.
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            Posted, 14th August 2010
            by Daryl
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            Use caution when dropping someone from your mercenary team, they may go to work for the bad guys.
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              Posted, 16th August 2010
              by avalanche719
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              If you're cheating on someone, make sure to tell the other guy to stay in another room.
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                Posted, 16th August 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Never try to have some fun with a prisoner, it'll always end up badly for you.
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                • 10th November 2010 by agentdc7
                  Yeah, same exact thing happened in Rambo 4. And guess who saved the day for that one.
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                Posted, 16th August 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Turn your phone on silent before going into a hostage situation.
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                  Posted, 16th August 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Pirate late charges are worse than most banks.
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                    Posted, 16th August 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    If you're painting a guitar for a girl and she breaks up with you, finish the job then smash the $hit out of the guitar.
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                      Posted, 16th August 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      The next time you visit your ex that was cheating on you, she'll have bruises. Always.
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                        Posted, 16th August 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        Arnold Schwarzenegger steals Sylvester Stallone's weight.
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                          Posted, 12th August 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Nothing comes between a black man and his AA12.
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                            Posted, 14th August 2010
                            by E J Macleod
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                            If you get shot about two inches above your heart, it's ok, you still may live.
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                              Posted, 14th August 2010
                              by Daryl
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                              When fighting Jet Li, engage him in the open. That way you won't bash your head on low clearance.
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                                Posted, 16th August 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                If you really want to prove your soldiers' loyalty, make them paint their faces.
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                                  Posted, 16th August 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  This movie should demonstate the standard operating procedure on how we should be dealing with pirates.
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                                    Posted, 16th August 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    The best way to start a fight with an Asian is to say "Bring it happy feet."
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                                      Posted, 16th August 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      Normal soldiers are easy to kill. Big Badass enemies are not. Somehow their bodies allow them to take more damage before dying.
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                                        Posted, 16th August 2010
                                        by SainaTsukino
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                                        Bruce Willis curses the most out of anyone else.
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                                          Posted, 21st August 2010
                                          by Dominic
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                                          Warpaint looks silly to corrupt business men.
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                                            Posted, 21st August 2010
                                            by Dominic
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                                            The big bald man can hit women.
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                                              Posted, 21st August 2010
                                              by Dominic
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                                              Jet Li has a difficult life.
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                                                Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                by Dominic
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                                                Your contact in a foreign country is always both single and incredibly hot.
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                                                  Posted, 6th September 2010
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  Watching martial artists fight is way cooler than watching an aging actor fight a pro wrestler.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                    by MusicManD
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                                                    It takes a lot of action heroes to make Jet Li look like a wimp.
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                                                      Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                      by MusicManD
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                                                      Next time you find out that Arnold Schwarzenegger is in a bad mood, it may be because he wants to be president.
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                                                      • 16th August 2010 by Bow2yurmaster
                                                        ^lmao
                                                      • 14th August 2010 by Daryl
                                                        Sorry i meant to say, next time he is in a bad mood, not movie.
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                                                      Posted, 14th August 2010
                                                      by Daryl
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                                                      Be careful about the girls that you have only known for about 10-15 minutes. You might find yourself killing an entire army just to save her life.
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                                                        Posted, 14th August 2010
                                                        by Daryl
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                                                        It is not easy being small, according to Jet Li.
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                                                          Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                          by Dominic
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                                                          The main bad guy is always the last one to die.
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                                                            Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            When you're surrounded by soldiers holding rifles, just start swinging away because they won't fire at you. The rifles are just for decoration anyway.
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                                                              Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              Soldiers will always try to rape a female prisoner around the time Stallone is right behind them.
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                                                                Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                Despite the movie posters saying all the action heroes are in the film, the attention is mainly focused on Statham and Stallone. Arnie and Bruce appear in one scene.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th November 2010
                                                                  by Andershp
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                                                                  Everything on the island explodes. Just so you know.
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                                                                    Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                                    by MusicManD
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                                                                    If someone is holding a hostage and says, "Put your guns down," don't do it. If you do, they'll just shoot you. Instead, shoot like crazy from the hip for accuracy.
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                                                                      Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                                      by MusicManD
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                                                                      Stone Cold beats women in real life, and in his movies
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                                                                        Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                        by ShadowLion137
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                                                                        Doing Old Spice commercials counts as being an Action Star.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                          by ShadowLion137
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                                                                          Latin Rebel Leaders like to draw little cute pictures when they are not trying to spark revolutions.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                            by ShadowLion137
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                                                                            Jason Statham can throw lives better then Mickey Rourke
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                                                                              Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                              by ShadowLion137
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                                                                              Even though Randy has told them about Cauliflower Ear many times, he would like to tell them once more, since this time, the cameras are here.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                by ShadowLion137
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                                                                                Chuck Norris was not in this movie, simply because he is not Expendable.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                  by ShadowLion137
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                                                                                  Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren don't get along.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                                                    Sly can get his ass kicked!?!?!?
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                                                                                      Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                                                      Jason Statham wants a family.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                                                        The only thing faster then Sly and Statham...LIGHT!
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                                                                                          Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                                                          Bullets do actually go faster than blades.
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                                                                                            Posted, 14th August 2010
                                                                                            by Daryl
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                                                                                            Throw a dart 15 feet away from the board and you probably won't do so well. Stand about 50 feet back and you will hit a bulls-eye.
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                                                                                              Posted, 15th August 2010
                                                                                              by Daryl
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                                                                                              The best cover is always as a wildlife conservatory team.
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                                                                                                Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                Never make any remarks or anything ressembling a remark about Randy Couture's ear.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                  A thousand years is too soon.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                    Whenever a delivery truck blocks your intersection, duck.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                      If a corrupt military rules the island, don't block the road.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                        Short people don't have it easy, well except when it comes to getting into tight spaces.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                          Lee Christmas is kind of unappreciative when it comes to saving his life.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                            Only a few soldiers from an island army will actually put up a decent fight.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                              Barney Ross' knives are super sharp and can cut through bone with ease.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                When trying to escape and you end up in a standoff, maybe you should shoot your pursuer in the head instead of in the chest. He's probably wearing a vest.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                  The CIA can never be trusted.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                    Of all the bullets fired by the army, only one hit a target.
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                                                                                                                    • 10th November 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                      It happened to John Matrix in Commando too. And in Rambo 4.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2010
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                                                                                                                    Damn, I was hoping for a rematch of Rocky IV.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                      Never believe it when your friends say they have your back.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                        Demonstrating your ability to kick ass is all you have to do to get your girlfriend off your back about your career.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                          Jet Li is not very accurate when in a moving vehicle.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th August 2010
                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                            The big black guy has a loud gun.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                                                                                              by Dominic
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                                                                                                                              You do not kill familia.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                                                                                                by Dominic
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                                                                                                                                Stallone should read more, according to Schwarzenegger.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                                                                                                  by Dominic
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                                                                                                                                  Stallone- he wasn't really into her.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd August 2010
                                                                                                                                    by Riababy
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                                                                                                                                    Dolph Lundgren really needs professional help.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd August 2010
                                                                                                                                      by Riababy
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                                                                                                                                      A case of the blues can make you terrible at knife-throwing.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                        The real way to tell if someone is lying is just to shoot them dead, cause its the only way to look in their insides.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st September 2010
                                                                                                                                          by Daryl
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                                                                                                                                          Mickey Rourke is not a 1 woman man.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd September 2010
                                                                                                                                            by Daryl
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                                                                                                                                            Waterboarding really is torture.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 6th September 2010
                                                                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                                                                              Soldiers who lose their soul end up as tattoo artists.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 6th September 2010
                                                                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                Jet Li's kicks will only hurt if he wears steel-tipped shoes.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 6th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                  MMA > WWE
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                                                                                                                                                    Ha! Good one!
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 6th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                  Jason Statham is worth the wait.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                    Cauliflower ear is no laughing matter.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      If you run past an empty truck, throw a grenade into it because it's awesome to watch it blow up.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        When you blow up the dock, the main bad guys will always be the only ones to escape in time.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          When you ignite a fuel soaked dock, all the cars will instantly explode.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                            When bad guys fire at you in your truck, and you duck, they will not aim lower or at your exposed forearm.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                              Friends will die with you, just don't ask them to do it twice.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                The enemy will always be terrified of noise. They hear a really loud shotgun and they'll stop fighting and run away.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  A former wrestler will eventually do a clothesline.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                    EVERYTHING must blow up.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      When you blow someone's upper half apart, their legs will still be standing.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                        "Are you crazy!? You could have killed me!" means "Thank you."
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          You can see whole laser beams without any fog.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            Bad guys always use AK-47s.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              CG blood will fly off your body, but it won't get on your body.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                When you drop a bag of $3 million, it will sound like an explosion.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  All 50 of those women must have left Mickey Rourke when they found out about the plastic surgery.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Showing Expendables putting bombs on pillars for approx. 1 minute can be very cool.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Arnold Schwarzenegger is a lot smarter than you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        You can kill someone by shooting them in the knees.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          A cloud of gasoline that ignites will not trail back to the plane, which is still releasing gasoline.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th December 2010
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