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Brothers

Brothers
This list was started on 9th December 2009 by Adam
There are 20 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th December 2014

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The police will always immediately back down when a crazy guy with a gun's brother tells them it's a "family matter."
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    Posted, 9th December 2009
    by Adam
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    Seeing the sun rise will instantly return someone with post traumatic stress disorder to normalcy.
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      Posted, 9th December 2009
      by Adam
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      If you survive a helicopter crash and will be captured by the Taliban, don't save anyone else, nothing good will come from it.
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        Posted, 9th December 2009
        by Adam
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        Kids say the darndest things.
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          Posted, 9th December 2009
          by Adam
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          It's sufficient for the primary sexual drama in a rated-R film to be one brief kiss with your presumed dead husband's brother.
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            Posted, 9th December 2009
            by Adam
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            The villain who needs an interpreter to speak to you always knows a few words of English and has perfect timing for when to speak them to you.
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              Posted, 9th December 2009
              by Adam
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              Guys with beards are the "Bad Guys."
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                Posted, 21st December 2009
                by wolfgirl92
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                Motels in Minnesota don't have hot water.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2014
                  by Garga
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                  It is of incredible interest to the Taliban whether captured marines have family back home.
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                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Always wear normal clothes when painting, there's no chance of your nice t-shirt and jeans getting splattered.
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                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                      by Adam
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                      Really old members of the Taliban living in isolation and on the run still have what it takes to impregnate faraway young women.
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                        Posted, 9th December 2009
                        by Adam
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                        When a loved one dies, remodel their kitchen.
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                          Posted, 2nd April 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          Cpt. Sam Cahill is one good, tough marine and is a good motivator to have when in despair till he killed a fellow soldier.
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                            Posted, 14th June 2010
                            by deadshaun46
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                            Little girls know a lot of things nowadays, they understand sexual relationship perfectly even though they never witnessed it. They also make false claims about their mother and uncle having sex all the time and manage to get away with it.
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                              Posted, 14th December 2014
                              by Garga
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                              If you renovate your sister in law's kitchen during your brother's, be damn sure he'll accuse you about sleeping with his wife upon his return.
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                              • 14th December 2014 by Garga
                                Anybody knows how to edit a post here? The word Absence is absent in this post: ...during your brother's absence,...
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                              Posted, 14th December 2014
                              by Garga
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                              Jobless ex convicts have enough money to renovate their sister in law's kitchen even though they don't have $45 to pay for their drinks and need to call the aforementioned in law at 3 in the morning to come and pay for them.
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                                Posted, 14th December 2014
                                by Garga
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                                Marines are stationed at Forts if they like to.
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                                  Posted, 14th December 2014
                                  by Garga
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                                  Military veterans differentiate between their sons, always compare them and degrade one with nasty comments.
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                                    Posted, 14th December 2014
                                    by Garga
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                                    Elsie's food is great... compared to other food.
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                                      Posted, 14th December 2014
                                      by Garga
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                                      It's alright to leave little daughters unattended to enjoy a warm bath and let them answer the door by themselves while your at it.
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                                        Posted, 14th December 2014
                                        by Garga
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