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Training Day

Training Day
This list was started on 19th August 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th September 2013

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Beating the shit out of Snoop Dog is always awesome, but when you make him a paraplegic then beat the shit out of him I must say that is epic win.
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    Posted, 19th August 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Eva Mendes nude = AWESOME!
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      Posted, 19th August 2010
      by ryan corderman
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      You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.
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        Posted, 19th August 2010
        by jacobdfl
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        Don't question it at all when the guy you're training with forces you to smoke dope at gun point.
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          Posted, 19th August 2010
          by NateSean
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          BOOM! Cause you never know.
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            Posted, 19th August 2010
            by NateSean
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            Don't bother worrying about how you're going to explain all of this to your commanding officer the next day.
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              Posted, 19th August 2010
              by NateSean
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              When you learn the meaning of some stupid joke that an aging ex-cop told you, you'll be enlightened to the heart of the city or something.
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                Posted, 19th August 2010
                by NateSean
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                Newspapers are mostly bullshit. But it's entertaining bullshit.
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                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                  by NateSean
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                  A wedding ring will get you in trouble on the streets.
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                    Posted, 19th August 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    Having your shit pushed in sounds a lot more violent then "Getting love from the homies" does.
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                      Posted, 19th August 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!
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                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Why is he my friend, because he knows my first name?
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                        • 29th August 2010 by AHA
                          That should be said to every facebook contact
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                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                        by jacobdfl
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                        No matter where you are, or what you're doing, Russians can ALWAYS find you. No exceptions.
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                          Posted, 20th October 2010
                          by Fost
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                          Even a white guy can be called "My Nigga"
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                            Posted, 19th August 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            ARE YOU A SHEEP OR A WOLF?
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                              Posted, 19th August 2010
                              by ryan corderman
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                              "You want to go to jail or you want to go home?" Does this quote mean Los Angeles has a city wide curfew on all it's residence?
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                                Posted, 19th August 2010
                                by ryan corderman
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                                Blue likes crack.
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                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  Chess is not checkers.
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                                    Posted, 19th August 2010
                                    by ryan corderman
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                                    Smiley is always getting love from the homies!
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
                                      by ryan corderman
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                                      Think about the DA before you pull the trigger.
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                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        The city has it's cries.
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                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          AGGGHHH YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!
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                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
                                            by ryan corderman
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                                            If you go to the Booty House, be one step ahead of the program and proceed to grab your ankles.
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                                              Posted, 20th August 2010
                                              by cosmo262
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                                              It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
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                                                Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                by cosmo262
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                                                They build Jails because of Alonzo.
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                                                  Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                  by cosmo262
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                                                  Jake is a long way from Starbucks.
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                                                    Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                    by cosmo262
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                                                    Jake wishes he become a Fireman.
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                                                      Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                      by cosmo262
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                                                      Smiley will determine if you have the right to be bitch-slapped.
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                                                        Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                        by cosmo262
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                                                        Alonso Harris hires hits in knock off brand appliances full of money.
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                                                          Posted, 27th January 2011
                                                          by Kikkomannrice
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                                                          A dangerous corrupt narcotics police officer often keeps a shotgun on a hinge under his bed in the roughest neighbourhood in town even though everyone there is scared of him, you know just incase somebody makes it past the 100 armed gang members at midnight in that neighbourhood
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                                                            Posted, 5th September 2013
                                                            by Splicer
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                                                            You can shoot Alonzo Harris, but you can't kill him... unless you're Russian.
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                                                              Posted, 6th September 2013
                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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