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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
This list was started on 19th August 2010 by cortex
There are 103 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st July 2014

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Most of the camera angles seemed tilted hinting that the camera operators were either drugged or falling asleep.
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  • 20th August 2010 by agentdc7
    My neck hurts.
  • 19th August 2010 by cortex
    I apologize for posting this movie but it had to be done and I was surprised it was not even on this site, I guess it was to horrible to even think of learning
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Posted, 19th August 2010
by cortex
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Apparently objects such as: vehicles, fuel, buildings and even weapons don't age on planet earth for 1000's of years.
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    Posted, 19th August 2010
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    Humans after 3,000 years still resemble apes and love to make monkey noises when excited, but still keep and speak perfect English.
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      Posted, 19th August 2010
      by cortex
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      When a movie is almost one hundred million dollars in bankruptcy its safe to assume Hollywood needs to be under investigation for its general lack of ideas.
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        Posted, 19th August 2010
        by cortex
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        Roger Ebert doesn't give out 1/2 a star very often.
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          Posted, 19th August 2010
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          "Peace of cake"
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            Posted, 19th August 2010
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            In the year 3,000 all the minorities have ceased to exist except for Forest Whitaker.
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              Posted, 19th August 2010
              by cortex
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              An entire planet to enslave and the Psychlos have only one colony in Colorado.
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                Posted, 20th August 2010
                by NateSean
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                A race that could only put up a 9 minute fight during the initial invasion will be able to take back their planet in less than 48 hours with the same technology and only an eighth of the manpower.
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                • 17th April 2013 by randy
                  Eighth of the manpower? There was just a bunch of savages as far as I know...
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                Posted, 20th August 2010
                by NateSean
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                Although Psychols never run, they will still always manage to appear behind you.
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                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                  by cortex
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                  Like humans, psychlos enjoy dreadlocks.
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                    Posted, 19th August 2010
                    by cortex
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                    Training your enemy to speak your language and operate your machines is a good idea.
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                      Posted, 19th August 2010
                      by cortex
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                      According to Psychlos, gold is the rarest mineral, maybe they use it like we use plastic.
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                      • 19th August 2010 by ryan corderman
                        Someone had to jump on this horrid fail bomb. To me that kind of makes you a hero. *Shakes head in approval*
                      • 19th August 2010 by cortex
                        I apologize for posting this movie but it had to be done and I was surprised it was not even on this site, I guess it was to horrible to even think of learning.
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                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                      The world's army can be easily defeated in exactly 9 minutes.
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                        Posted, 19th August 2010
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                        10 worst award wins makes this movie actually much better.
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                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                          Canada isn't the best place to film movies but its definitely one of the cheapest.
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                            Posted, 19th August 2010
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                            According to the Psychlos, a purple planet of explosive gas is the best planet to live on in the universe.
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                              Posted, 19th August 2010
                              by cortex
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                              Psychlos could be considered the laziest alien race, do to their calm nature in physical movement.
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                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                With the wonderful technology to teleport comes the great lack of technology to mine/find minerals effectively.
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                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                                  by cortex
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                                  Instead of "Battle Field Earth" this movie should have been called "Hair Battle Spectacular" just like the tv show that resembles it.
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                                    Posted, 19th August 2010
                                    by cortex
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                                    psychlo stun guns don't work very well
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                      L. Ron Hubbard was a fucking visionary.
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                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        Trying to remake planet of the apes staring John Travolta doesn't work out too well.
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                                        • 20th August 2010 by cortex
                                          yah, I know. lol at L. Ron Hubbard, but you can't ignore the resemblances
                                        • 20th August 2010 by NateSean
                                          Actually, it was based on the book by L. Ron Hubbard.
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                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                                        by cortex
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                                        John Travolta doesn't like wearing alien make up on his face.
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                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                          Nothing shows fashion sense among a species like weird looking dreadlocks!
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                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
                                            by ryan corderman
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                                            Trench coats are a must in psychlo fashion.
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                                              Posted, 19th August 2010
                                              by cortex
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                                              Psychlos don't bleed?
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                                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                "Humans don't make very good eating" according to Forest Whitaker.
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                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                  by cortex
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                                                  Psychlos can't shoot
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                                                    Dry music does not make up for bad action.
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                                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                      by cortex
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                                                      Coloring graphics a single color may make it easier to render but doesn't improve the quality of realism.
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                                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                        by cortex
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                                                        Even Forest Whitaker the star of Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, turns his back on the cinema disaster, but will never forget the fame this movie has brought him.
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                                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                          by cortex
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                                                          John Travolta loves his wife dressed up as a psychlo and even added in a large animated tongue to go with her, a wonderful fantasy all men can enjoy.
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                                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                            by cortex
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                                                            Psychlos love a good extermination and always have 100,000 psychlos ready to deploy at will.
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                                                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                              "5 pschlos, heavily armed and moving fast" should be restated as "strolling slowly towards your area"
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                                                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                According to the creators, the US army and US marine corp are the same thing and located in the same areas.
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                                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                  by cortex
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                                                                  The ending of this movie reflects on the money John Travolta lost when trying to make this movie his own.
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                                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                  by cortex
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                                                                  According to the makers of "battle field earth" the marine corps don't use pistols
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                                                                    Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                    by cortex
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                                                                    A planet that is so sensitive to radiation as to be completely destroyed by it won't install some kind of fail safe device to prevent nuclear weapons from being transported there.
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                                                                      Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      Fighter jets run on turpentine since gasoline and petroleum would have long since changed forms in the 1,000 or so years.
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                                                                        Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        Dogs are clearly the superior race, having the man animal chauffer it around.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th August 2010
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          4 years of actual pilot experience will cause earth's defenses to lose in 9 minutes, but 14 days of flight simulators will cause you to win in less than 48 hours with an actual aircraft.
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                                                                            Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                                            by cortex
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                                                                            Instead of killing the rebel, he will be taught the language and technology of his oppressors.
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                                                                              Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                              And be sure to leave that same rebel without any supervision what-so-ever. Oh sure. He can be trusted to be left alone to mine for your gold even though he knows how to operate your flying machine.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                Gold is not heavy, and easily transportable by a few primitive people...
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                                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                  Being exposed to radiated areas for a thousand years won't cause any severe mutations in the human body.
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                                                                                    Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                    The Senator has many friends.
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                                                                                      Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                      Aliens desperate for gold won't think to check every possible repository in the world, not the least of which is Fort Frigging Knox.
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                                                                                        Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                        Neon green lighting is suspenseful and retro.
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                                                                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                                          by cortex
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                                                                                          Six inch, solid steal shoes is the hit psychlo style.
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                                                                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                                            by cortex
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                                                                                            Glass will always seem transparent no matter how dirty or wet.
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                                                                                              Nothing shows fashion sense among a species like weird looking dreadlocks!
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                                                                                                Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                Men in prison will always fight during feeding time, according to Hollywood.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                  The aliens are so smart they called themselves psychlos, just like we call ourselves earthlings.
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                                                                                                    Humans love the taste of rats.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                      Weired camera angles FTW!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
                                                                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                        Psychlos seem to think with their sexual organs and not their big brains.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                          The large size of psychlo heads are do to their bone structure; a psychlo brain is actually the size of a goat's.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                            14 hours is the set time to become a master pilot for a harrier.
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                                                                                                              Harriers are capable of performing complex maneuvers because harriers are so maneuverable, that is why their called harries.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                Psychlo hover ships seem to move ridiculously fast when traveling around the USA.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                  Fort Knox contains a ridiculous amount of gold.
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                                                                                                                    Amazing enough psychlos don't have gold detectors and can't find gold above ground even in buildings they've destroyed.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                      Psychlos have a bad ass flight simulator.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                        Cows make very good target practice.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                          Psychlos use humans for mining; it's the cheapest.
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                                                                                                                            John Travolta is apparently the smallest psychlo among all psychlos.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                              Alien corporations above all else are only interested in making money.
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                                                                                                                                According to psychlos money is the highest law and supersedes anything else
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                  According to psychlos earth is worse than psychlo hell.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                    Psychlos don't make very good pilots.
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                                                                                                                                      Psychlos don't make very good shackles.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                        All aircraft and no tanks is the best way to win a battle in the year 3,000.
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                                                                                                                                          M-16 rifles work better and flawlessly when their aged up to 3,000 years
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                                                                                                                                            This movie belongs on sci-fi and would have been better as a sci-fi mini series rather than a Hollywood pooper
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                              When someone's head explodes right next to you, none of it will get on you.
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                                                                                                                                                Savage humans who don't remember McDonalds will be able to read a complex instruction manual to a nuclear device like West Point Graduates.
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                                                                                                                                                  John Travolta can not walk very well in platforms.
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                                                                                                                                                    Crap is the most vulgar language used by the Psychlos.
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                                                                                                                                                      A Michael Bay movie can seem like Inception standing next to the right movie.
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                                                                                                                                                        With all of their advanced Technology they don't have machines or robotics to mine areas high of radiation, or suits to protect them from radiation.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                          It's perfectly exceptional for Terl to believe that a group of man animals that had him to the ground would not think they could kill him.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                            He is also gullible enough to believe that the man animals knew how to smelt gold on their own even though they didn't have any smelting machines.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                              Humans cannot in fact fly.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                That is why Kerr will not be chief of security.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                  Terl doesn't mind you screwing him over, so long as you aren't stupid about it.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                    We don't spy on our own office. I do.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                      A "planetship" with ties to high ranking officials on the homeworld will easily be blackmailed by a guy who is so hated by his superiors that they would vaporize him on the spot just for talking his way out of trouble.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Kerbango looks a lot like Mountain Dew, which explains the Psyclos addiction to it really.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                          Tools used to remodel the Psychlos living and work environments are apparently not effective as weapons.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Psychlo babies are happy drinking the equivalent of vodka.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Kerr is happy being the head Psychlo, even though the environment he could safely breath in is effectively destroyed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                Terl is amazingly surprised that the underling he screwed over at every turn has decided to shaft him as well.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Biting a fragment of glass won't cause bits and pieces to get stuck in your mouth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                    There's no meat on that dragon.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Hope is an admirable quality. Foolish isn't.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Humans show a remarkable talent for drawing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Humans are lousy at lying, which says more for the Psyclos than humans really.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                            As not every single Psychlo was evil and was merely a bartender, or a concubine, or just some working schlub, you kind of have to hope that Kerr wasn't the only survivor.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Mickey came through.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                You are all now OT-3 and owe Scientology a bajillion euros. And your soul for a million years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  This movie is like a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    This movie would have been better on mystery science theatre 3000.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 21st July 2014
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