The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie

Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie
This list was started on 22nd August 2010 by Andershp
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 29th December 2016

The Things I Learned . . .

1
Having one nightguard guarding a painting that's worth 50 million $ might hint that the museum don't give a damn about security.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 22nd August 2010
    by Andershp
    0
    2
    A nationalist want's to see an American painting in an American museum and not in French hands.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 22nd August 2010
      by Andershp
      0
      3
      Motorcycles are deathtraps period!
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 22nd August 2010
        by Andershp
        0
        4
        Using a defibrillator on a girl who is asleep is not dangerous at all.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 22nd August 2010
          by Andershp
          0
          5
          In a museum, bathroom doors are locked at night despite a nightguard is around; what if the burglar wanted to take a piss?
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 22nd August 2010
            by Andershp
            0
            6
            16-17 year old's are too old for barbie.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 22nd August 2010
              by Andershp
              0
              7
              When removing a bullet from a man's chest drop an M&M down in it, search around and you might find a bullet, then you only need to worry about the M&M ;)
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 22nd August 2010
                by Andershp
                0
                8
                Bean talks alot in this movie.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 22nd August 2010
                  by Andershp
                  0
                  9
                  A job where you sit and look at paintings is highly respected.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 22nd August 2010
                    by Andershp
                    0
                    10
                    Don't pretend to have a gun in the airport, just don't.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 22nd August 2010
                      by Andershp
                      0
                      11
                      The promise of breakfast might wake a girl from "deep sleep" stasis.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 22nd August 2010
                        by Andershp
                        0
                        12
                        When having ruined a 50 million $ painting go and get wasted.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 22nd August 2010
                          by Andershp
                          0
                          13
                          Make sure you know what's in the bag before you burst it over someone's head for a prank.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 16th September 2014
                            by Footballfan
                            0
                            14
                            Mr Bean looks weirder than a Martian who has been exiled from Mars for looking weird.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 16th September 2014
                              by Footballfan
                              0
                              15
                              The most effective way to keep security busy while you do your secret business is to fill their coffee with laxative.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 16th October 2014
                                by DreamerBoy
                                0
                                16
                                Mr Bean could certainly use some medication.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 16th October 2014
                                  by DreamerBoy
                                  0
                                  17
                                  Of you destroy the face on a valuable painting of someone, drawing a new face on it is unlikely to fool anyone.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 16th October 2014
                                    by DreamerBoy
                                    0
                                    18
                                    Mr Bean can wiggle his ears without touching them. How he does that: Magic! *snort snort*
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 16th October 2014
                                      by DreamerBoy
                                      0
                                      19
                                      Leonardo Da Vinci was an American basketball player.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 16th October 2014
                                        by DreamerBoy
                                        0
                                        20
                                        Whistler's Mother was a hideous old bar who looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 16th October 2014
                                          by DreamerBoy
                                          0
                                          21
                                          Be careful when acting like a nutter in front of a mirror. You never know! You could be being watched from the other side...
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 16th October 2014
                                            by DreamerBoy
                                            0
                                            22
                                            A microwave is not good for cooking a whole turkey.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 16th October 2014
                                              by DreamerBoy
                                              0
                                              23
                                              Never leave Mr Bean alone with a multi-million dollar painting...
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 16th October 2014
                                                by DreamerBoy
                                                0
                                                24
                                                One piece of advice when you're about to begin a fast, thrilling ride: brace yourself...
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 16th October 2014
                                                  by DreamerBoy
                                                  0
                                                  25
                                                  What IS wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 16th October 2014
                                                    by DreamerBoy
                                                    0
                                                    26
                                                    Whistler's Mother is worth such a lot of money because it's a picture of Whistler's Mother.
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 29th December 2016
                                                      by DreamerBoy
                                                      0

                                                      Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                      We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                      Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                      Recently Added

                                                      You Like?

                                                      Facebook Friends

                                                      © 2010 - 2017 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.