Pocahontas Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined

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Native Americans and British settlers share a common knowledge: modern English.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Wind takes the form of pastel-colored leaves and sparkly golden stuff that would make Edward Cullen feel ashamed.
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Posted, 11th December 2009
by chibi master

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Stopping one from shooting you is easy so long as you have a dramatic pose.
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13th December 2009 by Ryuuko
Fantastic! :D

Posted, 12th December 2009
by Anon

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Hummingbirds can and will attack you at their leisure.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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It takes several acres of dirt to figure out you're not gonna be finding any gold.
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Posted, 12th December 2009
by PhoenixFox

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Evil people look evil.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Coastal Virginia has cliffs. It totally does.
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Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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Not all Brits are bad. Except the ones that are.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Romance must always exist, therefore, defying all accounts of history, Pocahontas must be made into a full grown woman in order for romance to exist.
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13th December 2009 by SainaTsukino
yeah, and John must be made into an handsome young man. Which in reality, he was not.

Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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The 'colors of the wind' can be viewed in ways that have nothing to do with drugs.
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7th July 2010 by blogger de niro
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Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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Painting colors in the wind and floating with transparent deer is what you call being on 17th century ACID.
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7th July 2010 by blogger de niro
yess

Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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The British love their dogs.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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The British biscuit does not a banquet make.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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An arrow through the head is not as funny as you might think.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Ship sails look suspiciously like clouds.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Mel Gibson plays the-guy-who-has-a-lot-to-learn-about-another-people role well. *hint, hint*
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Showing movies with cliff-jumping (totally safe), colors in the wind (not drugs), and racism (totally not unacceptable in society) to young, impressionable children is okay. Oh, and there was no gold in the end.
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Posted, 12th December 2009
by Melodicanth

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Beware of those who come "highly recommended".
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Posted, 22nd December 2009
by Abrina7

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Corn, though delicious, is not gold. Shame, that.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Some trees are family. Others make for good shelter. Choose wisely.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Raccoons are still the best animals on the planet. Even though they have the attention span of a 4 year old.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by chibi master

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Stones have names and souls.
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5th September 2010 by ryan corderman
Thats why we developed the pet rock. lol

Posted, 12th December 2009
by PhoenixFox

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When shooting someone, make sure both eyes are open for better aim.
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Posted, 12th December 2009
by irg19

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Native Americans also arrange marriages for political purposes.
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Posted, 12th December 2009
by Kidoushuu

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A 12 yr old girl with a woman's body isn't odd at all.
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Posted, 19th July 2010
by EbonyDragoness

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Gunshots do not produce any blood.
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Posted, 13th January 2012
by Optimus Thunder

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There must always be a love interest.
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13th December 2009 by Ryuuko
Obviously. :)

Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Your best friend will screw you over unintentionally, but somehow, things will turn out okay. Kind of.
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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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11th December 2009 by Anon
But it IS catchy.

Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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Posted, 10th December 2009
by Anon

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All old looking trees give you good advice and act as your fairy godmother...
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Posted, 11th December 2009
by MokonaYi

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Language barriers just barely had an effect on Pocahontas and John's love....which won't last long.
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Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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English bulldogs like cherries.
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Posted, 14th December 2009
by sapphire0kisses

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Hummingbirds' beaks are sharp enough to pierce wood.
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Posted, 2nd January 2010
by Ginamaya

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You never step in the same river twice.
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Posted, 30th July 2010
by Gladys

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When Alan Menken creates a Disney soundtrack, prepare to feel the pain of that-song-you-can't-get-out-of-head-that-talks-about-friendship-and-some-other-flootydoo-crap-that-kinda-sorta-ties-in-with-the-moral.
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7th July 2010 by blogger de niro
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Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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Pocahontas was really 14, they obviously needed to change that for the movie.
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13th December 2009 by Anon
I don't know. I think movie Pocahontas could pass for a 14-year-old nowadays.

Posted, 11th December 2009
by Anon

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Grandmothers live in trees, obviously.
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Posted, 27th December 2009
by Vampiremoon762

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Apparently the white people have yet to discover that in the New World there is no need to wear shoes.
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Posted, 14th September 2012
by Keely

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John Smith and the rest of the crew eat "nothing but" hardtacks for months at sea, yet none of the Englishmen [and especially not Smith] look any different or skinnier.
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Posted, 2nd November 2013
by Obversa

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