Romance must always exist, therefore, defying all accounts of history, Pocahontas must be made into a full grown woman in order for romance to exist. (1) Comments
Showing movies with cliff-jumping (totally safe), colors in the wind (not drugs), and racism (totally not unacceptable in society) to young, impressionable children is okay. Oh, and there was no gold in the end. (0) Comments
When Alan Menken creates a Disney soundtrack, prepare to feel the pain of that-song-you-can't-get-out-of-head-that-talks-about-friendship-and-some-other-flootydoo-crap-that-kinda-sorta-ties-in-with-the-moral. (1) Comments
John Smith and the rest of the crew eat "nothing but" hardtacks for months at sea, yet none of the Englishmen [and especially not Smith] look any different or skinnier. (0) Comments