The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Resident Evil: Afterlife
This list was started on 9th September 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 67 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th August 2013

The Things I Learned . . .

1
An evil corporation always has a vague ambition of world domination that they appear to continue even after the entire world population is dead.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 8th June 2011
    by Valenti
    5
    2
    When you need to cast the lead male in a film where he starts off imprisoned, why not typecast someone who's famous for a role where his character breaks out of prisons?
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 14th September 2010
      by njackson84
      4
      3
      Alice can be turned into a human with a "serum" and STILL walk away from a head-on helicopter crash, and she doesn't owe anyone an explanation as to how.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 19th September 2010
        by Bubbles1219
        4
        4
        Despite only being on a ship for 20 minutes and only having enough time to release prisoners and "kill" the bad guy (twice)......you can still confidently say over a radio message that there is plenty of food to go around for your 2,000 friends and whomever else happens to turn up
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 10th October 2010
          by njackson84
          4
          5
          You can be stranded in Alaska, dirty as an animal but a few hours in the back of a plane is all it takes to get perfect makeup and hair.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 1st December 2010
            by Thalidomide Squid
            4
            6
            Turns out slow motion can actually make a movie worse.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 8th October 2010
              by Azroix
              3
              7
              I wonder who had torch duty in the prison, they were everywhere and all burning perfectly.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 1st December 2010
                by Thalidomide Squid
                3
                8
                A helicopter can most certainly out-fly the turbulence of a nuclear bomb.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 19th September 2010
                  by Bubbles1219
                  2
                  9
                  When a bad guy throws his glasses at you, be sure to focus on catching the glasses rather than killing the bad guy.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 6th February 2011
                    by AKenjiB
                    2
                    10
                    British people never survive American horror films.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 8th June 2011
                      by Valenti
                      2
                      11
                      3D can actually make a poorly aging series even worse.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 8th June 2011
                        by Valenti
                        2
                        12
                        When a zombie film has a group of over 3 characters and half of them aren't established, it's painfully obvious who's going to survive.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 8th June 2011
                          by Valenti
                          2
                          13
                          Coins are more dangerous than bullets.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 8th June 2011
                            by Valenti
                            2
                            14
                            Those spider things that control people's every action are surprisingly easy to remove.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 8th June 2011
                              by Valenti
                              2
                              15
                              Alice managed to find brown hair dye inbetween this film and the last one.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 8th June 2011
                                by Valenti
                                2
                                16
                                You know that giant guy with the axe that you've shot in the head multiple times? Guess what his weakness is? Quarters
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 30th March 2013
                                  by Malichi
                                  2
                                  17
                                  Avoiding knives being thrown at your head is as simple as moving you head slightly to the left.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 9th September 2010
                                    by ryan corderman
                                    1
                                    18
                                    When you save all of the BeeHive's prisoners and you are on a boat with no escape, you should definitely broadcast your exact location to all interested parties, but don't think that the Umbrella Corporation is listening, they probably wouldn't have such a high tech device as a radio.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 19th September 2010
                                      by Bubbles1219
                                      1
                                      19
                                      When you're the bad guy in the film, it's a MUST to make a half-minute pause before you answer to every dialog with a cool-smartass response.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 30th September 2010
                                        by ricardoDiazHimself
                                        1
                                        20
                                        When you have 2 characters of the same type i.e. 2 male soldiers who can be the lead male, its ok to shoot one of them in the head without any reason...preferably the Not-famous-one.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 30th September 2010
                                          by ricardoDiazHimself
                                          1
                                          21
                                          Zombies can dig tunnels with their bare hands.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 10th October 2010
                                            by mojarras
                                            1
                                            22
                                            Shotguns are more effective if you put quarters in them.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 10th October 2010
                                              by mojarras
                                              1
                                              23
                                              If you see a building surrounded by zombies, try to land on the roof with your airplane. Then you can spend the next few days trying to escape on foot.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 10th October 2010
                                                by mojarras
                                                1
                                                24
                                                You can be trapped and watching a 'safe' ship in the distance BUT nobody ever has seen a human being walking on said ship. No red flags there.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
                                                  1
                                                  25
                                                  The T virus has an uncanny way of repairing leather clothing and makeup.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
                                                    1
                                                    26
                                                    After stabbing the main heroine in the arm, be sure to slowly approach her rather than quickly killing her. What's the worst that could happen?
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 6th February 2011
                                                      by AKenjiB
                                                      1
                                                      27
                                                      A movie with nothing but a few tenuous links and references can still be considered a video game adaptation.
                                                      (0) Comments
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                        by Valenti
                                                        1
                                                        28
                                                        If you see a giant scary man weilding an axe trying to break down a gate, stand around until the last second before he breaks through.
                                                        (1) Comments
                                                        • 11th July 2012 by catmunch
                                                          he can only be killed by a shot to the head while in a shower room, not outside.
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                        by Valenti
                                                        1
                                                        29
                                                        Milla Jovovich is wasted on films like this.
                                                        (0) Comments
                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                          Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                          by Valenti
                                                          1
                                                          30
                                                          An hour and a half long movie can feel like it never ends if you include copious amounts of slow-mo.
                                                          (0) Comments
                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                            Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                            by Valenti
                                                            1
                                                            31
                                                            There's only one ship in the entire world that could be used as a safe haven.
                                                            (0) Comments
                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                              Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                              by Valenti
                                                              1
                                                              32
                                                              A gaping hole in Wesker's head takes just as long to heal as a tiny cut on his cheek.
                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                                by Valenti
                                                                1
                                                                33
                                                                When someone exposes themself in a firefight, by all means stop shooting at them so you can see what kind of grenade they're throwing at you.
                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                  Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                  by bourbonphantom
                                                                  1
                                                                  34
                                                                  Val Kilmer called, he wants his likeness back.
                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                    Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                    by bourbonphantom
                                                                    1
                                                                    35
                                                                    A group standing in a circle will never notice an 11ft monster walk into the room.
                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                      Posted, 7th April 2013
                                                                      by LenzsLaw
                                                                      1
                                                                      36
                                                                      Even if one person notes that it looks like a trap, let's all just walk through the door simultaneously and wonder why it closes right behind you.
                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2013
                                                                        by Longobongo
                                                                        1
                                                                        37
                                                                        Where did she get all this weapons and clothes for her clones?
                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2013
                                                                          by Longobongo
                                                                          1
                                                                          38
                                                                          If only 2 people out of 7 billion can genetically bond with the T-virus one being your bad ass boss and the other being a chick who kills everyone who works at your company it's only natural to clone the chick 100,000 times rather than clone your boss, what's the worst that could happen?
                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                            Posted, 21st July 2013
                                                                            by Splicer
                                                                            1
                                                                            39
                                                                            Los Angeles buildings and cars can stay on fire for years without explanation as to why these fires don't burn out
                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                              Posted, 27th August 2013
                                                                              by Splicer
                                                                              1
                                                                              40
                                                                              3D can make anything seem cool.
                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                by ryan corderman
                                                                                0
                                                                                41
                                                                                Milla Jovovich is the greatest female zombie killer.
                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                  Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                  by ryan corderman
                                                                                  0
                                                                                  42
                                                                                  Claire's brother looks suspiciously like the dude from Prison Break.
                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                    Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                    by ryan corderman
                                                                                    0
                                                                                    43
                                                                                    Almost all problems can be solved with violence.
                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                      Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                      by ryan corderman
                                                                                      0
                                                                                      44
                                                                                      Throwing glasses looks epic in 3D!
                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                        Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                        by ryan corderman
                                                                                        0
                                                                                        45
                                                                                        Giants carry weapons that are proportionate to there size.
                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                          Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                          by ryan corderman
                                                                                          0
                                                                                          46
                                                                                          Nothing says quality film making like Paul W.S. Anderson!
                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                            Posted, 9th September 2010
                                                                                            by ryan corderman
                                                                                            0
                                                                                            47
                                                                                            A recent video game movie incarnation will most likely have tons of references to the most recent video game (RE5)
                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                              Posted, 11th September 2010
                                                                                              by agentdc7
                                                                                              0
                                                                                              48
                                                                                              To kill the infected, it is no longer necessary to shoot them in the head.
                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                Posted, 9th October 2010
                                                                                                by The Man
                                                                                                0
                                                                                                49
                                                                                                This is probably the most pointless and lame edition of these movies, even by zombie movie standards. And that's saying something.
                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                  Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
                                                                                                  0
                                                                                                  50
                                                                                                  That was definitely not the prison shower scene I was hoping for with those two.
                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                    Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
                                                                                                    0
                                                                                                    51
                                                                                                    Bringing lit torches into a shower room is necessary.
                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                                                                      by Valenti
                                                                                                      0
                                                                                                      52
                                                                                                      Bloody and gory death scenes apparently aren't always necessary in a zombie film.
                                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                                                                        by Valenti
                                                                                                        0
                                                                                                        53
                                                                                                        Split head zombie dogs won't attack you if you stand perfectly still.
                                                                                                        (1) Comments
                                                                                                        • 7th April 2013 by LenzsLaw
                                                                                                          they were ordered not to attack
                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                                                                        by Valenti
                                                                                                        0
                                                                                                        54
                                                                                                        If you kick glass it won't break.
                                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2011
                                                                                                          by Valenti
                                                                                                          0
                                                                                                          55
                                                                                                          Umbrella appears to have an infinite amount of money, resources, and manpower. And still they can't get control of the world even after it's population has turned to zombies.
                                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                            Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                                                            by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                            0
                                                                                                            56
                                                                                                            If Alice can do those Tetsuo mass-destruction moves ,why does an entire squad of Alices still resort to just using Mac 10's?
                                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                              Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                                                              by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                              0
                                                                                                              57
                                                                                                              Alice can stop in mid air to complete a flip that she started at a running pace.
                                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                                                                by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                0
                                                                                                                58
                                                                                                                While the sun is setting on the beach with clear skies, in the neigboring airfield the weather is overcast and foggy.
                                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                                                                  by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                  0
                                                                                                                  59
                                                                                                                  When the world is overrun by zombies, the laws of physics are no longer enforced rigidly.
                                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                                                                    by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                    0
                                                                                                                    60
                                                                                                                    This film is 30 minutes long, played at 1/3 speed.
                                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th January 2012
                                                                                                                      by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                      0
                                                                                                                      61
                                                                                                                      Shooting the giant axe zombie in the head behind the gate seems to have no effect, but later he can be killed by a shot to the head in the shower!
                                                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th July 2012
                                                                                                                        by catmunch
                                                                                                                        0
                                                                                                                        62
                                                                                                                        Seems like they would have focused firepower on killing the giant axe zombie while he was standing behind the gate, but they fire just a few shots and give up.
                                                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th July 2012
                                                                                                                          by catmunch
                                                                                                                          0
                                                                                                                          63
                                                                                                                          Milla Jovovich can fight in heels higher than most women can walk in.
                                                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd July 2013
                                                                                                                            by Longobongo
                                                                                                                            0
                                                                                                                            64
                                                                                                                            Everytime Milla Jovovich is about to get naked there has to be a zombie finding miraculously finding a way into the shower.
                                                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2013
                                                                                                                              by Longobongo
                                                                                                                              0
                                                                                                                              65
                                                                                                                              It's no problem to fly with a small two-seater-plane from Alaska to LA without refilling gazoline.
                                                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd July 2013
                                                                                                                                by Longobongo
                                                                                                                                0
                                                                                                                                66
                                                                                                                                If you need to eat somebody to calm the T-cells in your body to stop them taking over, go for the original model instead of the unconscious fully grown 100% accurate clones you have in storage
                                                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st July 2013
                                                                                                                                  by Splicer
                                                                                                                                  0

                                                                                                                                  Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                                                                                                  We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                                                                                                  Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                                                                                                  Recently Added

                                                                                                                                  You Like?

                                                                                                                                  Facebook Friends

                                                                                                                                  © 2010 - 2018 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.