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From Dusk Till Dawn

From Dusk Till Dawn
This list was started on 11th September 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 42 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th June 2016

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Whats better than a cross? A cross that doubles as a shotgun!
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    Posted, 11th September 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Psychos don't explode in sunlight no matter how crazy they are.
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      Posted, 11th September 2010
      by ryan corderman
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      If you mention to your captures that you know you have been a rough pecker, but that they are all in your cool book they will forgive you.
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        Posted, 11th September 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Seth may be a bastard but he isn't a fucking bastard.
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          And ya know, considering everything up to that point, that makes him an okay guy.
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        Posted, 11th September 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        "All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!" Yeah if I heard all that running into vampires would seem like the least of my problems.
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          Posted, 11th September 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          Plants don't talk.
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            Posted, 11th September 2010
            by ryan corderman
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            Sex Machine is an awesome name.
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              Posted, 11th September 2010
              by ryan corderman
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              Seth already had a wife.
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                Posted, 11th September 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                The Titty Twister has a very respectable variety of pussy.
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                  Posted, 11th September 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  It's not suicide if you're already dead.
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                    Posted, 16th September 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    Mexican border guards won't bother to check the shower, so long as they catch sight of a pretty young thing on the john.
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                      Posted, 16th September 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Richie is happy to oblige in eating your pussy.
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                        Posted, 11th September 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Vampires hang out in strip clubs.
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                          Posted, 11th September 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Seth isn't drinking alone.
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                            Posted, 16th September 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            Vampires consider trucker a delicacy. That's why they built a sleazy strip club on top of their ziggurat.
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                              Posted, 11th October 2010
                              by no
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                              Stockholm syndrome is ok in an under aged girl as long as the object of her affections is George Clooney.
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                                Posted, 11th October 2010
                                by no
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                                Vampires come from Mayan or Incan pyramids.
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                                  Posted, 2nd January 2011
                                  by jkpetrich
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                                  George Clooney will turn the place into the fucking 'Wild Bunch" if he thinks that you are fucking with him.
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                                    Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                    by AshBlaze
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                                    Don't go too far into a Nam flashback and try to impress everybody. It drops your guard.
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                                      Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                      by AshBlaze
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                                      Never bring a knife to a cock-and-balls-gun fight.
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                                        Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                        by AshBlaze
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                                        You wanna stay in El Rey, you give up 30% of your loot. (You want sanctuary, ya gotta pay the price... the price is 30%.)
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                                          Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                          by AshBlaze
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                                          Tom Savini gets royally pissed off when someone bites him. (See also: Planet Terror.)
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                                            Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                            by AshBlaze
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                                            Earl McGraw didn't deserve to go out like that. He was a great man. (See also: Planet Terror/ Death Proof/ Kill Bill Vol. 1)
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                                              Posted, 12th February 2011
                                              by AshBlaze
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                                              Cheech was busy on set....3 different parts.
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                                                Posted, 18th April 2011
                                                by RockyRambo
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                                                Keeping a death toll like a box score is not at all disrespectful as a news reporter.
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                                                  Posted, 14th July 2011
                                                  by rochsenh
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                                                  Pete should have got a fucking academy award under the circumstances.
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                                                    Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                    by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                    Seth has four little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
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                                                      Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                      by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                      Richie grinds his teeth.
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                                                        Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                        by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                        Actually, Seth has six little friends that can all run faster than you can.
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                                                          Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                          by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                          Pete is bucking for early retirement.
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                                                            Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                            by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                            If you make a wrong move Seth wil shoot you in the face.
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                                                              Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                              by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                              That is not fucking that! This is fucking this!
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                                                                Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                                by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                                Ok hard drinkers...let's drink hard...Seth's buying!
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                                                                  Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                                  by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                                  Ritchie is gone and he's not coming back...that's Carlos' fault.
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                                                                    Posted, 19th December 2011
                                                                    by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                                                                    Apparently no one as ever noticed the pyramid and abandoned trucks in the back.
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                                                                      Posted, 19th June 2016
                                                                      by cindykay15
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