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Inglourious Basterds

Inglourious Basterds
This list was started on 28th November 2009 by Anon
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Quinton Tarantino remembers WWII a little different from everyone else.
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  • 18th March 2011 by djMADsKiLLz
    Tarantino is like the Michele Bachmann of film.
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Posted, 26th July 2010
by Josh
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Suspense is measured by how long you wait for the creme.
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  • 27th December 2009 by miquonranger03
    And whether or not you put your cigarette out in it when you're done with your conversation.
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Posted, 28th November 2009
by Anon
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When in doubt, be Italian.
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  • 28th November 2009 by Adam
    This has worked for me in real life, too.
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Posted, 28th November 2009
by Anon
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Speak eloquently and smoke a ridiculously comical pipe. You'll soon find out where the Jews are hiding.
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    Posted, 13th December 2009
    by Uncle Boat
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    In this movie, we get to cheer for the terrorists.
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      Posted, 12th February 2010
      by K2
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      When your cinema is on fire, don't worry, the audio will still work.
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        Posted, 28th December 2009
        by matthijstieleman
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        I'd like to know where your Jews are, but first, a glass of milk, please.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Anon
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          When you want to end up in a deadly situation, aim for someone's balls.
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            Posted, 27th December 2009
            by matthijstieleman
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            We don't use torture; we use the Bear Jew.
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              Posted, 28th November 2009
              by Anon
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              Fighting in a basement is bad.
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                Posted, 27th December 2009
                by miquonranger03
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                You only needed to kill Bormann, Goering, Goebbels and Hitler to end the war. Himmler however played a minor role.
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                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                  by matthijstieleman
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                  It's fairly easy to carve a swastika in to a person's forehead & with enough practice they look pretty good!
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                    Posted, 30th December 2009
                    by TiffYG2133
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                    When Brad Pitt disobeys orders, he won't be shot, he'll get chewed out....but, he's been chewed out before.
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                      Posted, 3rd January 2010
                      by StephLJ
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                        Posted, 5th August 2010
                        by Poetry4Images
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                        Nazis (gnat-zhees) noun. 1. An oppressive political party that rose to power in Germany in the 1940s. 2. A walking scalp waiting to be freed from it's host.
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                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Guns are unreliable as killing machines, however, a guy from Brooklyn and a bat are 100% effective every time.
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                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                            by StephLJ
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                            If you can say a few words in Italian no matter your accent, well then that works you're Italian!
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                              Posted, 20th January 2010
                              by TiffYG2133
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                              If Brad Pitt doesn't get what he wants, he'll call over the bear jew.
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                                Posted, 29th January 2010
                                by K2
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                                don't be a Nazi
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                                • 26th July 2010 by Josh
                                  i live by that lol
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                                Posted, 27th April 2010
                                by PapaMurv
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                                Don't carelessly approach the Nazi you just shot in the back.
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                                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  If some persistent Nazi soldier wants to romance you, FOR PETE'S SAKE, stop acting like a rude little banshee and just KINDLY tell him that you are not interested, ESPECIALLY in the middle of your act of terrorism!
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                                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                                    by chibi master
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                                    In the 1940's a lot of Germans spoke English very well.
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                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                      Some Nazi officers really know their accents.
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                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                        In 1944 there still was an endless line of good liquor and really good strudel left.
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                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                          by matthijstieleman
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                                          Gross....what whould anyone possible want with 800 Nazi scalps?
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                                          • 12th February 2010 by K2
                                            Well technically, if you count Lt. Aldo and Hugo Stiglitz, it's 1000 scalps.
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                                          Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                          Never give a mouse a cookie. Never give a moose a muffin. And don't even think about giving a Nazi a glass of milk.
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                                            Posted, 7th January 2010
                                            by chudidavier
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                                            Don't ever mess with the Jew Hunter. He has the bigger pipe.
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                                              Posted, 7th February 2010
                                              by K2
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                                              Even though Omar is shorter, Utivich is still the little man.
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                                                  Posted, 5th August 2010
                                                  by Poetry4Images
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                                                  The brilliant colonel is surprised at your "promotion" to Lieutenant First-Class because of your horrible record of insubordination... not because you are famous for violently whacking 13 Gestapo officers and then ending up dead in the midst of a huge firefight in a tiny tavern.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd November 2012
                                                    by hypnotik
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                                                    For the love of GOD, when the famous nazi war hero is bothering you in the midst of your plan to burn all of the top-ranking nazi's to a crisp, JUST LIE! Tell him you'll meet him downstairs after the show! ANYTHING but that!!!
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                                                      Posted, 23rd November 2012
                                                      by hypnotik
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                                                      The only time it's funny to see a swastika literally carved into the bone of someone's forehead? When that someone is an egotistical, multilingual, vicious NAZI.
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                                                        Posted, 24th November 2012
                                                        by hypnotik
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                                                        Hitler's minister of propaganda didn't bother learning to speak French.
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                                                          Posted, 24th November 2012
                                                          by hypnotik
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                                                          The Germans call them.. the bah-steds. And they'll be waiting for you.
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                                                            Posted, 24th November 2012
                                                            by hypnotik
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                                                            If the Nazi uniform didn't tip you off, the swastika carved into the forehead oughta do the trick.
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                                                              Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Guessing game of Suspense: Apply directly to the forehead, etc.
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                                                                Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                People tend to not die when you shoot them in this movie, so you better get it right the first time or else it'll come back to get you in a most fatal way.
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                                                                  Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  You'd never think that cinema owners would be masters of terrorism, but it happens.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Remember to count sideways, it may save your life.
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                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      If you are a spy for the Allies and the only survivor of a Nazi/Allies shoot out, you should probably pick up all your belongings before leaving the room.
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                                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                        When in doubt, use a baseball bat.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st December 2009
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                                                                          People make great art canvases.
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                                                                            Posted, 1st December 2009
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                                                                            Shoot the body a couple times to be sure that it's dead.
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                                                                              Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                              Hitler didn't commit suicide after all.
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                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                Never shoot a Nazi in the back. They won't die.
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                                                                                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                  by Rosette17
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                                                                                  Involving non-military females in military assassination plots is about the worst thing you can do for your health and safety if you're in the business of military assassinations.
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                    by Oak
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                                                                                    Nazi colonels are psychic hunters.
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                      by miquonranger03
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                                                                                      It's either the story of black people in America or King Kong. Pick one.
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                                                                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                        by miquonranger03
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                                                                                        When all the top Nazis (except Himmler) arrive at a cinema, it is only guarded by a detective who has endless conversations before he comes to the point and two low ranked soldiers (so no Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler) with MP40's in front of Hitler's place.
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                                                                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                          by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                          Brad Pitt, as a soldier, doesn't know the difference between a machine-gun and a machine-pistol as he calls an MP40 a machine-gun.
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                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                            by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                            It makes sense, if you're a top-secret team assigned to kill Nazi's, to carry around a MG42 like a submachine-gun without ammo in it.
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                                                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                              Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler, the SS unit responsible for the personal security of Hitler, never checked buildings for explosives and weird piles of film before Hitler entered.
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                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                Whenever Hitler gave a compliment to Goebbels, Goebbels cried.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                  Goebbels was cheating on his wife with his French translator.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                    In the 1940's you could tape audio, in this case laughter, with an echo effect.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                      It's smart to first compliment the host on his daughters, second drink his milk, third have an endless talk with him about nothing and then finally kill the Jews under his floor, instead of just barging in and shooting all the Jews like a real Nazi would've done.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                        In 1944 in Paris, it's still informative to put the words "nuit allemagne" or "Deutsche Nacht" (German night) on your cinema, when for four years now, it's been German night every night.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                          by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                          When you're a sniper in the Wehrmacht, you don't have a scope.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                            by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                            Hitler wore a cape.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                              When you know that a really famous German actress survived a firefight and has her leg in a cast, kill her for crimes against the state without arresting, interrogating/torturing her or discussing with your superiors first.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                If you have two MP40's, you're downstairs and you know that there's somebody upstairs, just empty one completely for no reason.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                  When you're behind enemy lines, it makes sense to collect scalps even though you have almost no room to carry them, especially if you're a kill unit which needs as much ammo and guns as it can carry.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                    Dynamite always looks fake.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                      Hitler thinks that shooting Americans is funny.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                        Americans in nazi-propaganda movies are real Americans.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
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                                                                                                                          Even though the F-word wasn't a cultural thing in the 1940's, low-ranked Germans knew somehow what it meant and said it against their enemies.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
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                                                                                                                            Doubt about trusting Brad Pitt upstairs, but fully trust a "Verraeter" (traitor) woman on the ground that she won't shoot you.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
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                                                                                                                              When your entire family is murdered and you run away on the countryside, don't worry because three years from then, you'll own a cinema and such a good one that Hitler himself will watch a movie there.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                For some reason, when you're a native Austrian, you don't speak German like someone from Austria.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                  In Nazi-Germany, they were under the impression that the Ottoman Empire still existed.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                    Hitler, known for his weird ideas for conquering the world in no time and thinking he could do it too, lets someone paint a map on a wall which only shows the Third Reich as it was at that moment, and not what he wanted it to be, which is quite handy because at the moment you conquer or lose one bit of territory, the map isn't correct anymore.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                      In Nazi-Germany, it was quite common for dogs to join dinner as well.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                        If you can't find the bar, it's in the globe.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                          Never announce characters properly: instead just let someone read a review after the movie only to find out that the guy in a suite with the cigar in his mouth was Winston Churchill.
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                                                                                                                                          • 27th November 2012 by hypnotik
                                                                                                                                            That was the point. You were supposed to know it was Winston Churchill by the fact that Rod Taylor got the part absolutely perfect. He even had a lisp exactly like Winston Churchills. :p
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                          It makes sense to explain a game again, even if you've already seen it for a couple of useless minutes and if it is a very easy game.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                            by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                            Hitler likes gum and when he wants gum he asks his guards. However, as low-ranked soldiers, they don't salute him nor do they say "Jah mein Fuehrer."
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                              When you're a nazi hero, you first be very nice to the girl you like, but after that, when she turns you down, you have to be arrogant.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                When you have a boyfriend and a nazi is stalking you, don't just plainly tell him that you're taken, instead just have a meaningless conversation 'till he gets pissed at you and you both get shot by each other.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                  It makes sense that when you want to let high ranked nazi's, including Hitler and Goebbels, know that you'll be taking revenge as a Jew, that you say it in English which is a language the audience isn't likely to understand.
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                                                                                                                                                  • 9th October 2010 by David Schofield
                                                                                                                                                    Just shut up. Your sense of humor sucks.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                  If you want to take revenge on the nazi's, keep pumping their translator full of lead.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                    You can project a movie on smoke as well.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                      When you're a racist and you can finally use a black man as a slave, namely by letting him project a movie just for you, and someone says he can do it quite well too, you're such a racist that you don't want him to do that either.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                        If you make an extremely long boring movie, make it even longer by letting someone translate everything Goebbels says at the dinner table, therefore making the scene twice as long.
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                                                                                                                                                        • 9th October 2010 by David Schofield
                                                                                                                                                          You can get -6 votes by being a pessimistic douchebag with a sense of humor rival to that of a rat that has been called a jew.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 31st December 2009
                                                                                                                                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                        When you're at the same table as Dr. Goebbels, don't say a word.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                          Luckily, when there are two independent moves to kill all the top Nazi's, they both unfold at the exact same moment.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                            Landa of the SS claims he thinks like a Jew, however he didn't foresee that when all the top Nazi-officials are together at one cinema at the same time, there would be two plots to kill everyone; he therefore he doesn't think like a Jew, he doesn't even think like a sane human being.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                              For some reason, it's German to hide in the attic or in the barn, but it's Jewish to hide under the floor even though a lot of Jews hid in attics and in barns in the war as well.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                In the 1940's, it was common for Nazi's to hire waitresses that looked like strippers.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                  Going to the movies and watching someone's head bashed with a baseball bat are close emough.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    Always check your kill.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      Tennessee accents are able to sound Italian enough to fool a group of Nazis assigned specifically to hunt people.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        It makes sense to crawl out from under the floor after your family has been shot, instead of leaving quietly with your entire family before you get shot.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Not going to rate it down.....but the reason they didn't try and sneak out was because all of the soldiers with the guns were stood outside whilst Landa and the farmer were talking
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Diane Kruger was a famous German actress in the 1940's as well.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Germans don't speak Italian, however some SS officers do and don't arrest people immediately when they lie to him.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            When you're hunting for Jew killers, hunt for Wehrmacht soldiers who were just soldiers and don't hunt for men of the SS, who were in charge of almost every Jew killing in Nazi-Germany.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            You are here for one thing and one thing only.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              If you're next to the Jew hunter and a strudel, you must wait for the cream.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                Aside from Woody Allen all Jews are Hardcore Badasses!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 28th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Brad Pitt's The Fight Club during WW2.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Tyler Durden was in WW2!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        King Kong's visit to America was not fortuitous for him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Saying "Bingo!" is fun.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                When you are on a top secret mission to go to a French cinema to kill Hitler, make sure one of the officers impersonating a German soldier is a well known, easily recognizable Nazi killer.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Private Zoller is currently taking messages for Germany.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th November 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    As soon as Hugo Stiglitz settled into his (new) seat next to Major Hellstrom, he was making the decision that he was going to blow this guy's balls off.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th November 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just in case, practice crossing your legs as quickly as you can 10 times a day forever. Then you won't have to get your balls blown off.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th November 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        British veteran commandos forget that the krauts gesture three differently, and would be very noticeable.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Germans can get drunk and suddenly go sober and aim very well within minutes
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you want to shoot a gestapo major or an infiltrated commando effectively, aim at his testicles, not his chest or head.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Brad Pitt really hates it when someone picks a basement for a rendezvous point.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                According to Tarentino, Gestapo were such bastards that they still wore the sable black uniform in 1944.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  James Bond likes his martini shaken, not stirred; Austin Powers likes his Scotch straight with no junk in it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Whole point point of the secret service is you not knowing them. And they've been to them the devil.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was Hicox's hand gesture that gave them away, not Stigliz's recognizable face or his horrible uniform appearance, unbuttoned collar, missing hat. And being 12th SSPz. HJ
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you ever get chastised by an officer for sitting at their table, question their accent. A Gestapo officer nearby will back you up.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In WW2, every German except those that murder gestapo officers are "gnatzees" and are to be scalped on sight.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            One minute you're playing cards with the young bar wench; the next you're pumping her full of lead with your MP40 as she screams at the chaos.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Aldo Raines recruited soldiers for infiltration missions on their basis for scalping gnatzees, not for their ability to blend in when required. The missing Basterds that disappear in the later parts of the movie therefore must have been killed off by similar blunders.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Lt. Raines' neck looks like he got his head sawed off and then put back together, when it was realized gnatzees were nearby for compulsive scalping.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Raines likely excused his scalp fetish savagery to his high command by pointing out the "Injun" blood in him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No matter what else it might be, Brad Pitt will always point out that it's still a basement.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Shoshanna knows what they mean when they say "Get your ass in the car" in German.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Shoshanna would never go for Zoller: once you go black, you never go back!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Jew Hunter is master of psychological warfare and his pipe is bigger than yours
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th August 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There was a Nazi that looked just like Quentin Tarantino.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 6th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A swastika carved into a Nazi's forehead can be considered a masterpiece.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 6th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nazis get medals for bravery, not killing Jews.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 6th February 2016
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