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Devil

Devil
This list was started on 16th September 2010 by ryan corderman
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This list was last updated on 17th July 2011

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us M. Night Shyamalan was a genius.
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    Posted, 16th September 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    "I spent some time in Afghanistan," automatically means "trained to kill", he couldn't have been a food worker or civilian truck driver.
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      Posted, 27th September 2010
      by avalanche719
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      The devil has nothing better to do then mess with random strangers on an elevator.
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        Posted, 16th September 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Even though you end up in hell anyway for your misdeeds, the Devil needs to trap you in an elevator and personally kill you because apparently he can't wait.
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          Posted, 27th September 2010
          by avalanche719
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          A giant skyscraper with several businesses inside still has people sign in on a piece of paper, not a computer terminal or anything.
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            Posted, 27th September 2010
            by avalanche719
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            The best way to apologize for killing a woman and her kid is to write "I'm so sorry" on a car wash coupon and leave it on the windshield.
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              Posted, 27th September 2010
              by avalanche719
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              If you have a job interview and you don't want to bring your tools in, hide them in the bathroom. Don't ask the front desk for a favor or anything.
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                Posted, 27th September 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Out of the hundred cops posted in and around the building, not one notices a shady looking woman sneaking in.
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                  Posted, 27th September 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  If people are freaking out because they're stuck in an elevator, tell them a story about how your wife and son were killed by a drunk driver and how you went on to almost drink yourself to death. That'll calm them down for sure.
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                    Posted, 27th September 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    Its not always sunny in Philadephia. Sometimes the Devils there.
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                      Posted, 27th September 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      When toast falls jelly side down, the devil is near.
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                        Posted, 1st January 2011
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        The devil likes to see how many wallets he can steal before everything is in place.
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                          Posted, 27th September 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          Its okay to stop watching the security screens and say a prayer.
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                            Posted, 27th September 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            When your coworker pulls out a Crucifix and starts praying in Spanish, maybe its time to relieve him for the day.
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                              Posted, 27th September 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              The devil carries around expired pepper spray.
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                                Posted, 27th September 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Suicide notes are either all crazy or all rational. Forensics experts are baffled when they stumble upon one that's both.
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                                  Posted, 27th September 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Satan takes the elevator.
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                                    Posted, 16th September 2010
                                    by ryan corderman
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                                    After a long day of being stuck in an elevator, you're going to want a new mattress.
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                                      Posted, 27th September 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      Never stand in water when dealing with electricity. People should know this.
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                                        Posted, 27th September 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Make sure there are no birds in the elevator shaft before you decend via harness.
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                                          Posted, 27th September 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          That building really needs to consider pest control.
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                                            Posted, 27th September 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            A mirror breaking suddenly is a great excuse to show some boobage.
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                                              Posted, 27th September 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              Somebody reported a dead body but nobody apparently reported a large truck without a driver rolling down the road.
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                                                Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                The devil doesn't need a mattress.
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                                                  Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                                  The big nemesis of all good and divine likes having at least one religious latino guy watching when he is doing his evil works.
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                                                    Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                    by Poorpaladin
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                                                    The Devil likes having black contact lenses to look cool and evil.
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                                                      Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                      by Poorpaladin
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                                                      To test out if the devil is near, the most logical thing to do is toss toast in the air. If it lands jelly side down, then it clearly must be the work of the devil.
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                                                        Posted, 8th February 2011
                                                        by AKenjiB
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                                                        The best way to convince people you are not actually crazy is to throw toast at the ground and see which side is up......that'll convince them.
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                                                          Posted, 17th July 2011
                                                          by tina270
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                                                          Apparently Satan doesn't take the stairs, teleport, or fly.
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                                                            Posted, 16th September 2010
                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                            Nothing good happens when Satan shows up.
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                                                              Posted, 16th September 2010
                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                              Businessman always object to being searched for weapons.
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                                                                Posted, 16th September 2010
                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                Elevators are more inconvenient than taking the stairs.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th September 2010
                                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                                  Security guards will let you in without signing any official forms.
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                                                                    Posted, 16th September 2010
                                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                                    Some women like to pretend you grabbed their ass so everyone will hate you.
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                                                                      Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      Instead of being pissed off at the chick in the elevator, I'd try to hit that.
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                                                                        Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        When someone asks if you're trained to kill people, just say the "moto" slogan for your military branch.
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                                                                          Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          If you're drinking and driving, keep your beer on the seat so you don't have to reach for them.
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                                                                            Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                            When knowingly cleaning up glass from the building you work for, check to make sure the window is secure beforehand.
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                                                                              Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              The best way someone can kill their wife is to have a temp, with a shady history, hired into their security agency, stop the elevators, kill some innocent people, and finally kill her.
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                                                                                Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Janitors don't really pay attention to anything except the job at hand.
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                                                                                  Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  When going onto the roof, hold on to your hat.
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                                                                                    Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    Watch out for random bread trucks rolling down the road in Philly.
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th September 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      The best place to sell mattresses is in a stuck elevator.
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                                                                                        Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                        The Devil takes his time while taking bad people into hell.
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                                                                                          Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                                                          by Poorpaladin
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                                                                                          The Devil needs to look for new, creative and urban ways to do his job. Must be really boring doing that for such a long time.
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                                                                                            Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                                                            by Poorpaladin
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                                                                                            Folk religious stories never can be used to much in plots for horror movies, especially when narrated by a latino.
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                                                                                              Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                                                              by Poorpaladin
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                                                                                              When people are going stir crazy in an elevator, calm them down with a creepy little chant in a language they dont understand
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                                                                                                Posted, 7th February 2011
                                                                                                by Josh
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                                                                                                If you choose sides between, a guy in the military or a large black guy that's been saying a lot of suspicious stuff and it has been established that he's beat people into comas, isn't the choice obvious?
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                                                                                                  Posted, 7th February 2011
                                                                                                  by Josh
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                                                                                                  Being a lying gold digger will get you a nasty bite in the back from a devil-possesed grandma.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd June 2011
                                                                                                    by KDubbz
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                                                                                                    When one of your security guards starts talking about the devil, that's probably a sign that you should stop leaving him alone in the security room. Maybe put someone a little more reliable and less crazy in there too....yeah.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                                                                      by tina270
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