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Oldboy

Oldboy
This list was started on 17th September 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th March 2014

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15 years of watching tv makes you an incredible fighter.
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    Posted, 17th September 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    The people imprisoning you for two months without telling you the reason for said imprisonment probably won't tell you when you ask.
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      Posted, 17th September 2010
      by ryan corderman
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      Running in on a chick who is peeing is a sure fired way to get your sex on!
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        Posted, 18th September 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Hypnosis is the #1 cause of incestuous relationships.
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          Posted, 18th September 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          Some wealthy people create some ridiculously elaborate revenge schemes.
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            Posted, 23rd September 2010
            by agentdc7
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            Drunk dialing your daughter on her birthday will not leave her emotionally scared in any way!
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              Posted, 17th September 2010
              by ryan corderman
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              Television is an amazing thing.
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                Posted, 17th September 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                It's hard for the guy next door to eat when you have his chopstick.
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                  Posted, 17th September 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  Women suck at making sushi.
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                    Posted, 17th September 2010
                    by ryan corderman
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                    Kidnappers are kind enough to play music before they release gas in your room.
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                      Posted, 17th September 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      Kidnappers double as hair stylists when you sleep!
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                        Posted, 17th September 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        15 years seems like a long time to be kidnapped.
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                          Posted, 17th September 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Lots of wrinkles can form on your face in three years.
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                            Posted, 17th September 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Squid makes for some good eating!
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                            • 5th January 2014 by agentdc7
                              So does octopus.
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                            Posted, 17th September 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Rumors lead to pregnancy.
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                              Posted, 18th September 2010
                              by ryan corderman
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                              Laser pointers are fun!
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                                Posted, 18th September 2010
                                by ryan corderman
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                                The chick you hook up with after 15 years will be your daughter.
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                                  Posted, 18th September 2010
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  Careful, that young girl you find when you are released back into society might be your daughter, so you might want to think twice about having sex with her.
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                                    Posted, 23rd September 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Hands just aren't that valuable to guys who keep secret prisons.
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                                      Posted, 11th October 2010
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                                      If a secret is ruining your life, hire someone to help you lie to the only person you care about.
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                                        Posted, 11th October 2010
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                                        Hypnotism is a scary thing.
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                                          Posted, 5th January 2014
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          If the door to your bathroom is broken, go ahead and tell your strange guest to not attack you while you pee so he will.
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                                            Posted, 19th March 2014
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            If you arm yourself with a knife while you pee, it's not going to detract strange men from trying to grope you.
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                                              Posted, 19th March 2014
                                              by agentdc7
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