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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
This list was started on 21st September 2010 by Raajnie
There are 33 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th December 2016

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No matter how many rules they break, restricted areas they enter, and points they lose, Gryffindor will always win the house cup.
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    Posted, 21st September 2010
    by Raajnie
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    Malfoy is such a prick the sorting hat figured it out even before he wore it.
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      Posted, 21st September 2010
      by Raajnie
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      Uncle Vernon hates the mail man
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        Posted, 21st September 2010
        by Raajnie
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        The half man half unicorn dude sure looks like a messed up version of Wolverine.
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          Posted, 21st September 2010
          by Raajnie
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          Wizards chess is freakin' violent!
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            Posted, 21st September 2010
            by Raajnie
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            Harry Potter is brilliant with a broom despite not having flown it a single time in his life, if Harry's dad had been a pilot, surely Harry wouldn't need practice flying a plain.
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            • 28th November 2010 by TigerLily
              plain --> plane
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            Posted, 23rd October 2010
            by Andershp
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            Rubeus Hagrid and Harry Potter go hand in hand like Usher and Justin Bieber.
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              Posted, 21st September 2010
              by Raajnie
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              Harry is rich but hasn't any need to spend his money, I mean what could an 11 year old boy possibly want with money?
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              • 28th November 2010 by TigerLily
                hasen't --> hasn't
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              Posted, 23rd October 2010
              by Andershp
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              9
              Dudley, Dursley, Crabbe, and Goyle could be triplets.
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                Posted, 30th November 2010
                by Bebe Bluff
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                10
                It's leviosa! Not levioSAR!
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                  Posted, 16th October 2014
                  by DreamerBoy
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                  11
                  Dudley is a spoiled brat.
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                    Posted, 21st September 2010
                    by Raajnie
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                    12
                    Watching Dudley rot inside the snake's glass cage just made my day.
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                      Posted, 21st September 2010
                      by Raajnie
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                      13
                      Who knew that Prof. Snape had a soft side!!
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                        Posted, 21st September 2010
                        by Raajnie
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                        Don't worry the sorcerer's stone is not a metaphore for a guy's lover parts ;)
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                          Posted, 23rd October 2010
                          by Andershp
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                          15
                          Voldemort apparently is a forbidden word
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                            Posted, 23rd October 2010
                            by Andershp
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                            Voldemort's face is on the back of Quirrell's head, eww!
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                              Posted, 30th November 2010
                              by Bebe Bluff
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                              A kid raised in an abusive environment will have a perfectly grounded sense of morality and will have no lasting psychological damage that would be noticable to professionals in a school environment.
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                                Posted, 9th December 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                18
                                That rat crawling all over Ron's lap? That's actually a grown man.
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                                  Posted, 15th October 2014
                                  by Footballfan
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                                  19
                                  Hermione needs to sort out her priorities.
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                                    Posted, 16th October 2014
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    20
                                    You don't have to cast one single spell to be seen as a great wizard in the eyes of your friends.
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                                      Posted, 18th October 2014
                                      by DreamerBoy
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                                      21
                                      If you get sorted into Slytherin, that pretty much means you're a jerk.
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                                        Posted, 18th October 2014
                                        by DreamerBoy
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                                        Hagrid shouldn't have said that!
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                                          Posted, 30th November 2014
                                          by DreamerBoy
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                                          23
                                          There's no post on Sundays.
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                                            Posted, 27th December 2016
                                            by DreamerBoy
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