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Road House

Road House
This list was started on 25th September 2010 by SPCAndyJ
There are 28 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th January 2017

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Some people are just too stupid to have a good time.
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    Posted, 25th September 2010
    by SPCAndyJ
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    Be nice, at least until it's time not to be nice.
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      Posted, 25th September 2010
      by SPCAndyJ
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      When you kill someone who just tried to shoot you, your girlfriend will be horrified that you ripped his throat out and leave you without saying a word.
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        Posted, 25th September 2010
        by SPCAndyJ
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        Some girls can get nipple to nipple without help from you.
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        • 25th September 2010 by ryan corderman
          LOL the guy who said that line is my second cousin Kenny who goes by the stage name Frank Noon. LOL
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        Posted, 25th September 2010
        by SPCAndyJ
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        Police won't bother to do any additional investigating if they find you in a room with a man lying dead in the middle of a glass coffee table with four shotgun holes in his body. Just tell the police that you didn't see anything or that a polar bear fell on you.
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          Posted, 25th September 2010
          by SPCAndyJ
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          Ripping someone's throat out isn't as hard as it seems.
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            Posted, 25th September 2010
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            Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.
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              Posted, 25th September 2010
              by SPCAndyJ
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              Opinions vary.
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                Posted, 25th September 2010
                by SPCAndyJ
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                Pain don't hurt.
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                  Posted, 25th September 2010
                  by SPCAndyJ
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                  The Mercedes Benz will continue to function at a high rate of speed even after being shot full of bullet holes.
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                    Posted, 25th September 2010
                    by SPCAndyJ
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                    O'Connor needs to work on his apologies.
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                      Posted, 25th September 2010
                      by SPCAndyJ
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                      When mentioning the razor blade sticking out of someone's boot, it will naturally sparkle for all to see.
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                        Posted, 25th September 2010
                        by SPCAndyJ
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                        One of Dalton's biggest bad-ass moments in the film occurs right at the very beginning when he defuses a situation just by showing up. It was like, "Oh, shit, it's Dalton, and he's giving me THAT look."
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                          Posted, 29th September 2010
                          by ekedolphin
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                          Dalton can disarm you with a glance.
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                            Posted, 1st November 2010
                            by Buddy Revell
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                            Pain don't hurt. Cancer does.
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                              Posted, 1st November 2010
                              by Buddy Revell
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                              Cody plays pretty good for a blind boy.
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                                Posted, 9th December 2010
                                by themicroman
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                                It'll get worse before it gets better.
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                                  Posted, 9th December 2010
                                  by themicroman
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                                  All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
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                                    Posted, 9th December 2010
                                    by themicroman
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                                    There's always barber college.
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                                      Posted, 9th December 2010
                                      by themicroman
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                                      In 1989 bar fight's were alway Epicly Epic!!!
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                                        Posted, 9th December 2010
                                        by themicroman
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                                        You can a tough bar when the band has to play inside of a metal cage.
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                                          Posted, 2nd January 2011
                                          by jbpascal
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                                          Having insurance for your business seems like a good idea, but in actuality it's not really that comforting after disaster strikes.
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                                            Posted, 14th December 2011
                                            by SPCAndyJ
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                                            Undercover surveillance is best done in a monster truck.
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                                              Posted, 17th January 2012
                                              by pitbull0123
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                                              Spotting a small, barely protruding blade in someones boot past a large crowd of people is easier than you think.
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                                                Posted, 17th January 2012
                                                by pitbull0123
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                                                After Emergency! Roy DeSoto comes into some money.
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                                                  Posted, 16th May 2013
                                                  by SPCAndyJ
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                                                  Never start anything inside....except EVERY SINGLE FIGHT
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                                                    Posted, 17th January 2017
                                                    by Brucey
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                                                    It will not bring back any bad memories to go swimming in a watering hole in the town where your best pal died and the site of a massacre you nearly died in is in clear view and a stones throw from the spot you ripped a mans throat out with your bare hands not 24 hours previously. Happy times!
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                                                      Posted, 17th January 2017
                                                      by Brucey
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                                                      You will not be cross examined at the scene of a bloody multiple homicide providing you say you didn't see anything. Dalton didn't see anything, he just arrived a few seconds ago and wouldn't you know it, his car spontaneously blew up whilst he somehow sustained several injuries conducive with fighting and his fingerprints are on several weapons including a knife that has now killed 3 people including the separate murder of Wade.
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                                                        Posted, 17th January 2017
                                                        by Brucey
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