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The Social Network
This list was started on 29th September 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 64 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th November 2012

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When the music stops at a party, continue doing coke anyway, they are surely just taking a break.
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    Posted, 14th October 2010
    by Andershp
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    It is possible to make a two-hour movie of how a website was created...
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      Posted, 14th October 2010
      by Andershp
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      A computer geek has nothing better to do than wait for his ex to accept his friendship on facebook, clicking refresh continuously.
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      • 15th January 2011 by ekedolphin
        CEOs: "They're just like US!"
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      Posted, 14th October 2010
      by Andershp
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      Bosnia doesn't have roads but it does have Facebook.
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        Posted, 6th November 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Harvard students don't know who Bill Gates is.
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          Posted, 19th December 2010
          by Adam
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          You just saw a movie based on a book based on a ... website.
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          • 15th January 2011 by ekedolphin
            And it's actually pretty good!
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          Posted, 17th October 2010
          by BlackHayate
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          Niagara Falls has nothing to do with the Caribbean.
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            Posted, 6th November 2010
            by ryan corderman
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            Feeding chicken to a chicken is considerd animal cruelty.
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              Posted, 6th November 2010
              by ryan corderman
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              Creep by Radiohead is only made more awesome when sung by a choir.
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                Posted, 29th September 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                Dating Mark Zuckerberg is like dating a StairMaster.
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                  Posted, 6th November 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  It's better to be accused of Necrophilia over animal cruelty.
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                  • 16th January 2011 by ryan corderman
                    Yeah I always watched that scene and was like "The fuck? SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!" but no matter how hard I yelled at the DVD no one would :'(
                  • 15th January 2011 by ekedolphin
                    It's pretty telling how, in "Men in Black", how the cynical New Yorkers were still standing there in shock and getting ready to intervene when K was interrogating the dog-alien.
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                  Posted, 6th November 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  Never talk to someone who's "wired in."
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                    Posted, 17th November 2010
                    by Adam
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                    Clubs are exclusive and fun and lead to a better life!
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                      Posted, 29th September 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      We won't get to know how the chicken article really wound up on the internet.
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                        Posted, 14th October 2010
                        by Andershp
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                        Erica was the first person to lie under oath.
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                          Posted, 6th November 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          It's best not to trust Justin Timberlake when he says he sees a snake.
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                            Posted, 6th November 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Facebook is way cooler without the "the"
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                              Posted, 6th November 2010
                              by ryan corderman
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                              The person who suggests you move to another city will always be the very first person you randomly bump into should you take his advice.
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                                Posted, 16th November 2010
                                by Adam
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                                The CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook!
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                                  Posted, 29th December 2010
                                  by Raajnie
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                                  Mark is the type of person who is not an a$$hole but tries to be.
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                                    Posted, 14th October 2010
                                    by Andershp
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                                    The hot Asian chick is always the pyromaniac.
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                                      Posted, 22nd October 2010
                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                      Upset because you just got dumped? Obviously the most mature solution is to blog about what a horrible bitch she is.
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                                        Posted, 6th November 2010
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        The Jewish fraternity sure knows how to party!
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                                          Posted, 6th November 2010
                                          by ryan corderman
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                                          Justin Timberlake appreciates it when he blows your mind.
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                                            Posted, 6th November 2010
                                            by ryan corderman
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                                            You can be killed by running too fast.
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                                              Posted, 6th November 2010
                                              by ryan corderman
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                                              It is comforting to be where they filmed Towering Inferno.
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                                                Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                Jewish guys dig Asian girls, and vice-versa.
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                                                  Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  You should have majored in Business and not Economics.
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                                                    Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    Owning a website will get you groupies if you go to Harvard.
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                                                      Posted, 17th November 2010
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      Chickens should never eat chicken.
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                                                        Posted, 17th November 2010
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        Putting your name and photo on every page of your website isn't a classy thing to do.
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                                                          Posted, 17th November 2010
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          Mark Zuckerberg tried hard to be an asshole and thoroughly succeeded.
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                                                            Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                            The Victoria's Secret story is not a parable.
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                                                              Posted, 29th December 2010
                                                              by Raajnie
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                                                              Your paranoid girlfriend sending 47 text messages is incredibly normal behaviour!
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                                                                Posted, 29th December 2010
                                                                by Raajnie
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                                                                A 'scarf' is the last thing you should be buying your psycho girlfriend.
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                                                                  Posted, 29th December 2010
                                                                  by Raajnie
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                                                                  Women are bored when men talk about business, even if it is about billions of dollars.
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                                                                    Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                                                    by broham
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                                                                    Justin Timberlake is friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
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                                                                      Posted, 29th September 2010
                                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                                      Fall of 2003 was a busy time for Mark Zuckerberg.
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                                                                        Posted, 29th September 2010
                                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                                        You don't get to 500 friends without making a few enemies.
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                                                                          Posted, 29th September 2010
                                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                                          Facebook is like college online so all you dropouts don't have to feel left out!
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                                                                            Posted, 29th September 2010
                                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                                            According to Justin Timberlake a million dollars is not cool, but a billion is.
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                                                                              Posted, 29th September 2010
                                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                                              Mark Zuckerberg went to Harvard.
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                                                                                Posted, 29th September 2010
                                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                                Clearly this movie wasn't made for people who don't understand "computer language"
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                                                                                  Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                                                  by Andershp
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                                                                                  David Fincher is one of the best technical filmmakers working today.
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd October 2010
                                                                                    by CasablancaDon
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                                                                                    Girls like cowboys.
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                                                                                      Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                                                      There is a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.
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                                                                                        Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                                                        Trannys wear the same bra size as Erica.
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                                                                                          Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                                                          Computer geeks get groupies!
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                                                                                            Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                                                            Justin Timberlake is not 15.
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                                                                                              Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                                                              Justin Timberlake is not technically a zillionaire.
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                                                                                                Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                It's easy to look tough when you stand next to Justin Timberlake.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                  Chimneys aren't proper support for ziplines.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                                                    If you're a nerd, being an asshole won't help you get girls. Exception: If you're a billionaire.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                                                                      by Adam
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                                                                                                      Im CEO bitch!!!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 29th December 2010
                                                                                                        by Raajnie
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                                                                                                        A computer geek is bigger than a movie star at Harvard (oh... and nineteen Nobel Laureates, fifteen Pulitzer Prize winners and two future Olympians).
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                                                                                                          Posted, 14th February 2011
                                                                                                          by becki
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                                                                                                          Mark Zuckerberg could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club and turn it into his ping pong room.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 14th February 2011
                                                                                                            by becki
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                                                                                                            The rules of Harvard forbid students from stealing from one another, however if you complain to the head of the institution that someone has stolen your idea that is "potentially worth millions of dollars" he won't care.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 10th September 2011
                                                                                                              by DamnHollywood
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                                                                                                              The former U.S. Treasury Secretary had his call right. Facebook was not worth millions of dollars. It's worth billions...
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                                                                                                                Posted, 6th November 2012
                                                                                                                by Faar
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