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Jackass 3D

Jackass 3D
This list was started on 14th October 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 33 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th March 2011

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You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd!
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    Posted, 12th November 2010
    by kenzie
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    Boyfriend is nothing compared to a Manfriend.
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      Posted, 25th November 2010
      by agentdc7
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      Scooters at the dealership have keys in the ignition at all times just in case you want to drive it off. The storefront is also outfitted with breakable safety glass too.
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        Posted, 27th November 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Anyone who is covered in poopoo will always try to chase you. So run!
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          Posted, 27th November 2010
          by agentdc7
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          Being hit by a fish in slow motion looks cool.
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          Posted, 14th October 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          A movie can never have enough slo-mo.
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          • 20th March 2011 by agentdc7
            Well, I tend to think a Zack Snyder movie has too much IMO.
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          Posted, 14th October 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          Budweiser Coors and Miller is yesterday's drink of choice. Next time, order a Sweat cocktail.
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            Posted, 18th October 2010
            by Daryl
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            The male appendage is stronger than it looks.
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              Posted, 22nd October 2010
              by CasablancaDon
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              When some people get terrified, they will run and hide in the bathroom because they crapped their pants and need to let the rest out.
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                Posted, 25th November 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Never ever let your guard down when around the Jackass crew.
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                  Posted, 27th November 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Old men should be ashamed at making out with their granddaughters in public.
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                    Posted, 27th November 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Dr. Pontius cannot replant teeth.
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                      Posted, 27th November 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      The "censored" block sometimes misses its mark.
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                        Posted, 27th November 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        Having explosions go off all around you is more tolerable then Steve-o rapping.
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                          Posted, 27th November 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          Bee hives make great tetherballs!
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                            Posted, 14th October 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Whats better then guys doing insane stunts? INSANE STUNTS IN 3D!
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                              Posted, 14th October 2010
                              by ryan corderman
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                              Duck hunting Jackass style looks really painful.
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                                Posted, 14th October 2010
                                by ryan corderman
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                                Fat guys chasing a midget will always be funny.
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                                  Posted, 14th October 2010
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  Being hit by bulls looks really painful.
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                                    Posted, 14th October 2010
                                    by ryan corderman
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                                    Steve-O doesn't look all that happy about being launched in a Porta Potty.
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                                      Posted, 14th October 2010
                                      by ryan corderman
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                                      Beware when a midget says "High Five!"
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                                        Posted, 14th October 2010
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        The rainbow is actually made of 9 colors.
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                                          Posted, 26th November 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          A flying dildo gives new meaning to "spilled milk."
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                                            Posted, 27th November 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            You can scare the sh!t out of someone, literally.
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                                              Posted, 27th November 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              When you get launched in a porta potty full of poop, be sure to leave your mouth wide open.
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                                                Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                "If you're gonna be dumb, you've gotta be tough."
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                                                  Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  What's better than a midget bar fight? A midget bar fight with midget police and midget paramedics!
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                                                    Posted, 14th December 2010
                                                    by Cjv95
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                                                    Old men can have explosive diarrhea.
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                                                      Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      If Johnny Knoxville asks you to play "pin the tail on the donkey", either say no, or remember to wear a cup.
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                                                        Posted, 30th March 2011
                                                        by ninman
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                                                        Dentists will tie your tooth to the back of a car and then drive it at high speed to pull it out.
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                                                          Posted, 30th March 2011
                                                          by ninman
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                                                          Music does not tame the wild beast.
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                                                            Posted, 30th March 2011
                                                            by ninman
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                                                            Bam Margerra is scared of snakes.
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                                                              Posted, 30th March 2011
                                                              by ninman
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                                                              Old men often have explosive diarrhea when having their picture taken.
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                                                                Posted, 30th March 2011
                                                                by ninman
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