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Pan's Labyrinth

Pan's Labyrinth
This list was started on 19th October 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 30 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th February 2013

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When a monster grabs one of your fairy guides and rips off its head, don't run. Just stand there and watch. After all,he can't catch you anyway. Much like a zombie,he lacks the ability to run.
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    Posted, 19th November 2010
    by K
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    If a fawn says not to eat or drink anything you find on a table make sure to do the exact opposite.
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      Posted, 19th October 2010
      by ryan corderman
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      When you are doing something a fawn told you specifically NOT to do, be annoyed when the fairies he sent to guide you try to remind you not to do said thing.
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        Posted, 19th October 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Fairies that are sent to guide you to a lock will be wrong on which lock it is they were supposed to guide you to.
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          Posted, 19th October 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          There is nothing wrong with entirely trusting a monster faun who tells you that you are a princess and addresses you as Moanna rather than your actual name.
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            Posted, 19th November 2010
            by K
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            If a monster faun tells you to stab your baby half brother,say 'no'. Because the correct answer is getting shot.
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              Posted, 19th November 2010
              by K
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              If you know that your wife is very soon going to have a baby make sure to kill the only certified doctor. A side effect of this will be to make your wife go into labor immediately.
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                Posted, 30th April 2011
                by Sandman47
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                When a fawn shows up in your room in the middle of the night, don't be alarmed he is probably just going to give you another job to do.
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                  Posted, 19th October 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  If a fairy says to open a certain lock just say fuck that noise and open whatever lock you feel like.
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                    Posted, 19th October 2010
                    by ryan corderman
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                    If you encounter a giant frog make sure you tell him he should feel ashamed of being such a gluten before you kill him.
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                      Posted, 19th October 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      When in doubt, draw a chalk door!
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                        Posted, 19th November 2010
                        by K
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                        Be sure to double check a person before getting the captain. He kills first and asks questions later.
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                          Posted, 19th November 2010
                          by K
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                          If Mercedes had actually cut the other side of the captain's mouth as well,he would look a lot like the Joker.
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                            Posted, 19th November 2010
                            by K
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                            Need a distraction?Blow up a train!
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                              Posted, 19th November 2010
                              by K
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                              Crazy looking roots make you feel better.
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                                Posted, 19th October 2010
                                by ryan corderman
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                                If you get a new dress then you should go play in the mud!
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                                  Posted, 19th October 2010
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  If a book that was blank suddenly begins to suddenly generate drawings and words by itself, do exactly what it says! Unless there is a big feast that is too delicious looking to resist.
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                                    Posted, 19th November 2010
                                    by K
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                                    If you see a giant frog, just trick it into eating rocks and you'll get a magic key!
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                                      Posted, 19th November 2010
                                      by K
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                                      If a bug invades your room and turns into a fairy person,it is perfectly fine to follow it into a creepy labyrinth.
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                                        Posted, 19th November 2010
                                        by K
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                                        You should not feel angry if you just subjected yourself into crawling through a filthy cave,getting covered with bugs,getting a huge frog to spit up his insides,and getting your brand new dress filthy and only being rewarded with a piece of chalk.
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                                          Posted, 19th November 2010
                                          by K
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                                          If the chalk breaks on the wall when you're trying to find a way out,don't attempt to try again. Instead, draw one on the ceiling (You may have to sacrifice your chair that you brought with you).
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                                            Posted, 19th November 2010
                                            by K
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                                            Out of a huge feast that you're not supposed to eat,should you go against this rule,don't pick the huge turkey to eat or the other delicious food. Pick the grapes. They taste better.
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                                              Posted, 19th November 2010
                                              by K
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                                              When you're surrounded,don't threaten to kill the man in charge of the group.Threaten to kill yourself.
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                                                Posted, 19th November 2010
                                                by K
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                                                Not so much a learning, but when the captain is stitching up his cheek, imagine him saying "Do you know ....how I got these scars?" Am I the only one who giggles at that image? Just me?
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                                                  Posted, 27th February 2013
                                                  by K
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