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Hook
This list was started on 26th October 2010 by IanM1986
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Your son will draw pictures of you dying if you dare miss one of his baseball games. And your daughter will be excited to show you the pictures.
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    Posted, 26th October 2010
    by IanM1986
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    The nutty old man really did lose his marbles, really!
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      Posted, 8th November 2010
      by TiffYG2133
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        Posted, 26th October 2010
        by IanM1986
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        In some parts of the country, December is still baseball season.
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          Posted, 26th October 2010
          by IanM1986
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            Posted, 26th October 2010
            by IanM1986
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            Striking out in baseball brings shame to yourself and everyone around you.
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              Posted, 26th October 2010
              by IanM1986
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              Pirates have a strange fascination with shoes.
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                Posted, 26th October 2010
                by IanM1986
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                Smee has the ability to acquire confidential records of anyone in the world.
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                  Posted, 26th October 2010
                  by IanM1986
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                  Identical twins will perform every task in perfect sync with each other.
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                    Posted, 26th October 2010
                    by IanM1986
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                      Posted, 26th October 2010
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                        Posted, 26th October 2010
                        by IanM1986
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                          Posted, 26th October 2010
                          by IanM1986
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                          You can use baseball gloves to catch things, move hot things or hit your sister.
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                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                            by IanM1986
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                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                              by IanM1986
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                              The Lost Boys will mock you if you show concern for their safety.
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                                Posted, 26th October 2010
                                by IanM1986
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                                Lying is unnecessary. The truth is far too much fun.
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                                  Posted, 26th October 2010
                                  by IanM1986
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                                  Food that is not there can taste just as good as actual food.
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                                    Posted, 26th October 2010
                                    by IanM1986
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                                    The Lost Boys say grace before every meal. The word, not the prayer.
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                                      Posted, 26th October 2010
                                      by IanM1986
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                                      In baseball under pirate rules, stealing second base is punishable by death.
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                                        Posted, 26th October 2010
                                        by IanM1986
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                                        After learning to fly, your clothes will suddenly change for no apparent reason.
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                                          Posted, 26th October 2010
                                          by IanM1986
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                                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                                            by IanM1986
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                                            No artillery weapons? No problem. Just throw the fat kid at everybody.
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                                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                                              by IanM1986
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                                              To a ten year old, Captain Hook is huge. To an adult, not so much.
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                                                Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                by IanM1986
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                                                A pirate is powerless without his wig.
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                                                  Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                  by IanM1986
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                                                  To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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                                                    Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                    by IanM1986
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                                                    If you're fighting Peter Pan, the best course of action is to jump out a window.
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                                                      Posted, 2nd January 2011
                                                      by jkpetrich
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                                                      Round overweight kids make great bowling ball weapons.
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                                                        Posted, 19th March 2012
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Glenn Close ended up in the Boo Box.
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                                                          Posted, 21st August 2012
                                                          by AdeptusAce
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                                                          It's definitely okay to talk on your cellphone during a school play or any play and you won't take it outside. Especially when your daughter is in it.
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                                                            Posted, 8th March 2016
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                                                            Some baseball plays are so spectacular that it causes the scene to immediately change.
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                                                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                              by IanM1986
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                                                              Airlines can have words of irony in their titles.
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                                                                Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                by IanM1986
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                                                                Captain Hook is just as skilled at flying airplanes as he is commanding pirate ships.
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                                                                  Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                  by IanM1986
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                                                                  Turbulence is the best time to serve airline meals.
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                                                                    Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                    by IanM1986
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                                                                      Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                      by IanM1986
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                                                                      Granny Wendy is sort of the really real Wendy from the play.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                        by IanM1986
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                                                                          Posted, 26th October 2010
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                                                                          Screaming is a traditional way to greet guests in England.
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                                                                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                            by IanM1986
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                                                                            During England's winter season, you can still comfortably wear a t-shirt with the house windows open.
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                                                                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                              by IanM1986
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                                                                              Paper smells nice.
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                                                                                Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                by IanM1986
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                                                                                Before kidnapping children, pirates use green smoke to distract the adults.
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                                                                                  Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                  by IanM1986
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th October 2010
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                                                                                    When there is a crisis, the English always make a cup of tea.
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                                                                                      Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                      by IanM1986
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                                                                                      There are no attractive women in Neverland.
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                        by IanM1986
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                                                                                        Ship Captains refuse to climb down stairs unless there is a red carpet.
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                                                                                          Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                          by IanM1986
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                                                                                          A pirate will kill one of their own if you try to bribe him.
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                                                                                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                            by IanM1986
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                                                                                            Everyone hates lawyers. Even children who don’t know what they are.
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                                                                                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                              by IanM1986
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                                                                                              Neverland is full of slimy things. Touch anything and it will probably leave a mark.
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                                                                                                Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                                by IanM1986
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                                                                                                    Spelling and grammar is not taught anywhere in Neverland.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                                      by IanM1986
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                                                                                                      Rufio never passed a fifth-grade reading level.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                                        by IanM1986
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                                                                                                        Lawyers will always prevail in insult contests.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 26th October 2010
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                                                                                                          • 2nd December 2010 by Stasis
                                                                                                            BATARANG!!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                                          by IanM1986
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                                                                                                          Neverland food is comprised mostly of play-doh.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                                            by IanM1986
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                                                                                                            Destroying his watch is a great way to show your Dad that you are frustrated with him.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                                                                                                              by IanM1986
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                                                                                                              Captain Hook needs a mother very very badly.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 26th October 2010
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