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Jurassic Park
It's important to grab a hard-to-operate flashlight to actually see the vicious dinosuar that just finished eating a goat.
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    Posted, 13th March 2011
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    Unborn, The
    If I were an unborn twin named Jumby, I'd raise holy hell too!!
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      Posted, 7th March 2011
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      Knowing
      MIT professors have jet fuel, flame retardant hands and rain coats.
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        Wolfman, The
        When confronted by a blood-thirsty werewolf, stand perfectly still so he can decapitate you.
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          Posted, 14th February 2011
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          JAWS
          Great white sharks swim around with oxygen tanks dangling from their mouths like cuban cigars.
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          • 28th September 2011 by howler
            Everyone has their vice, don't they.
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          Poltergeist
          Have your brother torture the spirits by screeching your name 100 more times. That'll make 'em send you back.
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            Drag Me To Hell
            Having embalming fluid puked into your face by a gypsy corpse doesn't sicken you one bit.
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              Posted, 11th January 2011
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              Day After Tomorrow, The
              As an NYPD officer, it is very important, while standing in the middle of flood waters and chaos, to keep yelling "I don't understand you!" to a woman who doesn't speak English over and over again.
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                Posted, 11th January 2011
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                2012
                The whole time you are stunt driving limos and RV's and driving cars out of the back of crashing airplanes to save your family, your ex-wife nags and berates you to hurry up and smirks at your ideas. Be glad you're divorced from that whining shrew.
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                  Posted, 11th January 2011
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                  Black Swan
                  Military helicopters can find a pilot's girlfriend ANYWHERE! Even in complete darkness and devastation.
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                  • 1st March 2011 by KDubbz
                    Hit the wrong movie link. Sorry!
                  • 14th February 2011 by ryan corderman
                    This sounds like a scene in Michael Bay's Black Swan...
                  • 13th February 2011 by AKenjiB
                    Are you sure that you're talking about Black Swan?
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                  Posted, 10th January 2011
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                  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                  Michael Bay has no idea that black slang has changed a lot since 1991.
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                    Posted, 10th January 2011
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                    Legion
                    God could snap his finger and obliterate mankind in an instant. Instead he appears to like big budget CGI and assault rifles. Swarming angels, a variety of freaky zombies, 8 billion flies, etc.. Where in the hell does he find the financing? (Pun intended)
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                      Legion
                      The first thing you do when the anointed baby is born? Swaddle in a blanket and take it to your evil psychotic mother that hates you!
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                        Posted, 10th January 2011
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