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Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes
When your child's bedroom has crayon on the walls, always assume it was a break-in.
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    Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes
    Priest's residences always resemble 19th Century libraries.
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      Lamp power cords can grow 150 feet in seconds.
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        Your granddaughter's psychiatric regression isn't nearly as much of a concern as your other grandchildren's haircut, clothes and make-up.
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          Demons can drive plumbing trucks.
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            Electrical power cord strangulation can resemble a heart attack to the average coroner.
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              When black goo comes out of your taps and a plumber is in your basement fixing it, that shouldn't stop you from doing laundry.
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                Always check the water coming out of your tap before brushing your teeth.
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                  Never pretend to play with a chainsaw.
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                    Lamps can impersonate a child's dead father very convincingly.
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                      Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes
                      Toasted parrot and French Toast make a good breakfast.
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                        Cutting your finger on a Satanically possessed lamp can kill you.
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                          Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes
                          Real estate agents would rather stand outside of a haunted house in the pouring rain than enter it.
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