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Furious 7
Why shoot a guy you're trying to kill when you can just have a street fight?
(1) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Because the street always wins.
Furious 7
nobody did any research on Dubai for the film, they just assumed everybody could legally drink and run around half naked 24/7
(2) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    You can't? I just sold my business and booked a ticket there...
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    you can if you pay enough
Furious 7
Flexing a broken arm will destroy the cast and magically heal your bones
(1) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    The Rock is a miracle man
TERMINATOR GENISYS
A young AI program will look a child. When it learns more, it will look like a teen and then an adult because the audience needs to know metaphorically that Skynet/Genisys is growing more and more.
(3) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by agentdc7
    @IcyNeko. Hehe, yeah that's exactly what I was thinking.
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Waiting for Old Man Time-Skynet. lol
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Waiting for Old Man Time-Skynet. lol
TERMINATOR GENISYS
A time machine can kill the John Connor terminator.
(1) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    It was just the magnetic field generator, and John Connor was held in metal form, not in flesh form, due to the magnetic glove that pops invented...
TERMINATOR GENISYS
Pops didn't kill the inventor of Genisys while waiting for Sarah over 30 years.
(1) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Well, to be fair, Pops was ordered not to kill...
Star Trek
The most advanced universal translators can successfully translate Vulcan and Romulan languages into Federation standard English but cannot handle thick Russian accents.
(1) Comments
  • 17th May 2013 by IcyNeko
    That's a wery good point
Men in Black 3
Back in the 60's, black people were discriminated against, yet Will Smith's father made it to an army Colonel!!
(2) Comments
  • 24th January 2013 by IcyNeko
    There were some people who made it in high positions... just look at Red Tails. The armed forces did have black officers. They were often put in out-of-view places though. I'm surprised he was assigned to the apollo moon launch, since it's so high priority.
  • 3rd September 2012 by agentdc7
    I really scratched my head at that one.
Ted
Giovanni Ribisi...... still creepy.
(1) Comments
  • 10th January 2013 by IcyNeko
    It's all that Scientology, boy howdy.
Event Horizon
Apparently, we're going to colonize Mars in five years.
(1) Comments
  • 10th January 2012 by IcyNeko
    Moon was in 2015, mars was in 2032.
Grave of the Fireflies
The Japanese did not deserve this. Pearl Harbor, though horrific, pales in comparison to the B-29 firestorm. May their souls rest in peace.
(6) Comments
  • 10th January 2012 by IcyNeko
    Every person in history would like to have a word with everybody else...
  • 20th April 2010 by Anon
    Touche', Someguy.
  • 19th April 2010 by jimbob
    both sides did bad shit
  • 17th April 2010 by Anon
    The 75,000 prisoners of the Bataan Death March - 12,000 of which were American - would like to have a word with you . . .
  • 16th April 2010 by Anon
    This is between Japan and U.S. Don't bring China into it.
  • 16th April 2010 by Anon
    The people of Nanjing would like to have a word with you . . .
A Knight's Tale
It's called a lance.
(1) Comments
Aliens
A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune
(1) Comments
  • 5th January 2012 by IcyNeko
    Every formation a parade!
Rocky 4
If you are fighting Rocky and you hear that music play, QUIT!!!! At this point Rocky is near unbeatable
(1) Comments
  • 28th December 2011 by IcyNeko
    Rocky with music is like Mario with a super star. Music changes too!
Fighter, The
In boxing you can let the other guy beat the shit out of you for numerous rounds, then knock him down and win in the last.
(1) Comments
  • 28th December 2011 by IcyNeko
    Worked for Rocky. For all the sequels too. At least in this movie, he's got his gloves up. Sylvester Stallone never did.
X-Men: First Class
Charles Xavier loses the use of his legs only to regain function of them so he can walk toward the escaped mutants on Three Mile Island at the end of X-Men Origins.
(6) Comments
  • 20th October 2011 by Andershp
    @OpenSorce: The bullet was the thing that made Xavier crippled in X-Men: First Class. @Justin555666: You are absolutely correct about this learning, but I wan't to let you know, that this movie isn't tied to the others.
  • 12th October 2011 by IcyNeko
    Magneto removed the bullet. =x without blood too! Cuz X is too good to bleed.
  • 6th September 2011 by agentdc7
    I don't know, I personally don't consider Origins: Wolverine canon in my book.
  • 11th July 2011 by AKenjiB
    I thought that this was a reboot, not just a straight out prequel
  • 4th July 2011 by OpenSorce
    We don't know that the paralysis from the bullet is permanent. He could have lost his ability to walk later due to complications (like having the bullet removed years later). Also, Xavier often projected his image in the minds of others. He was usually walking upright in these projections.
  • 28th June 2011 by meh19
    thats exactly what i kept saying
Saving Private Ryan
You will sacrifice yourself for a little girl.. only for her to stay with her parents anyway.
(1) Comments
  • 6th September 2011 by IcyNeko
    C'mon man, he's fast and furious
Terminator Salvation
If you're #1 on Skynet's "kill list" and are captured, it'll take them a really long time to actually come around to even trying to kill you.
(3) Comments
  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Skynet probably wanted to lure JC there (to save his father). But of course they could have had Kyle killed without JC knowing.
  • 5th September 2011 by IcyNeko
    a really, really long time.
  • 11th January 2010 by agentdc7
    I love this one. Such a big plot hole.
Day After Tomorrow, The
During a climatological disaster people will follow the advice of a New York cop over the son of a climatologist.
(1) Comments
  • 5th September 2011 by IcyNeko
    I laughed so hard when he died.
Fast Five
So what's up? As far as Han goes, are we just ignoring his fate in "Tokyo Drift"?
(1) Comments
  • 5th September 2011 by IcyNeko
    This takes place before Tokyo Drift. :P

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