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Star Trek Into Darkness
Spock will never reveal any details about his timeline. That being said, Spock will reveal details about his timeline.
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    Posted, 16th May 2013
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    Star Trek Into Darkness
    Scotty is never doing Kirk any favors. No. Oh Alright.
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      Posted, 16th May 2013
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      Star Trek Into Darkness
      The Enterprise's designers apparently not only made the engine room something like Willy Wonka's factory, but make the critical component that needs to remain aligned something that is hard to reach and hard to fix.
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        Posted, 16th May 2013
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        Star Trek Into Darkness
        There's nothing suspicious about having a hero's ship blown to pieces. Especially when it's done in near-earth orbit. No one would ever wonder why there's a debris field from one of Earth's most advanced starships.
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          Posted, 16th May 2013
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          Star Trek Into Darkness
          Even though your shiny new ship has a bajillion phase cannons, when it comes to a killing blow, pull out your unnecessary rails rather than just continue to use the weapons that have successfully blown the snot out of the Enterprise.
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            Posted, 16th May 2013
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            Star Trek Into Darkness
            Despite having access to the remnant of an extremely advanced and powerful starship, go ahead and rebuild the Enterprise using her original design.
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              Posted, 16th May 2013
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              Iron Man 3
              Rather than engaging enemies that could tear your suits up one-after-another, wouldn't it be easier to just have Jarvis fire the unibeam at every single one using every one of your suits?
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                Posted, 7th May 2013
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                Iron Man 3
                If a terrorist claims credit for a bombing by saying "I.. I.. I did that". This means that he really didn't do it.
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                  Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
                  Evil Alessa has the evil eyes of the Japanese ghosts.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2013
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                    Possession, The
                    When handling a cursed box, it's probably a good idea to just destroy it on the spot. Saves the trouble of getting killed by it later.
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                      Posted, 10th January 2013
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                      Possession, The
                      Hospitals are always understaffed such that you can run around with a patient and not get stopped by staff once. Nor will nurses check on their admitted patient. Nor is the morgue staffed.
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                        Posted, 10th January 2013
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                        Possession, The
                        There's a colony of Orthodox Jews? Pretty cool!
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                          Posted, 10th January 2013
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                          Possession, The
                          Yeup. Always the dad's fault. He beat her savagely, despite not shifting weight or rotating his body to actually strike his daughter.
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                            Posted, 10th January 2013
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                            Possession, The
                            If some kid stole my backpack, I'd beat the snot out of him too. But hey, let's not punish thieves.
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                              Posted, 10th January 2013
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                              Possession, The
                              Obnoxiously talking about your girlfriend's daughter's teeth being jacked up is a great way to build a relationship with the girl.
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                                Posted, 10th January 2013
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                                Possession, The
                                You'll notice what your daughter claims to eat, but won't notice the persistent bruise on her finger where the ring is.
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                                  Posted, 10th January 2013
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                                  Possession, The
                                  When buying stuff from a garage sale, it's always safe to buy the box covered in a language you don't understand. Can't possibly be anything unsafe there.
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                                    Posted, 10th January 2013
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                                    Skyfall
                                    Don't talk down the damned villain. Just shoot him. If you shot him all the different times you had the chance, you would have ended it from the get go. And your boss would still be alive.
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                                      Posted, 2nd December 2012
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                                      Taken 2
                                      Despite killing police, Liam Neeson can still travel around later without threat of arrest. Must be the leather jacket.
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                                        Posted, 7th October 2012
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                                        Taken 2
                                        It is acceptable to ram a U.S. embassy.
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                                          Posted, 7th October 2012
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                                          Taken 2
                                          Your ex CIA buddies won't take time from golf to help you save your family.
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                                            Posted, 7th October 2012
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                                            Taken 2
                                            Your former sex slave daughter won't dress conservatively during her recovery.
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                                              Posted, 7th October 2012
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                                              Taken 2
                                              Terrorists dont search a captured target.
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                                                Posted, 7th October 2012
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                                                Taken 2
                                                When stepping out into a potentially hostile environment, pack a pocket phone rather than a lock picking kit.
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                                                  Posted, 7th October 2012
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                                                  Taken 2
                                                  Justice is killing the man who made your sexual predator son's balls explode from electrocution. He just removed an embarrassment from your family but oh no justice!!!!
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                                                    Posted, 7th October 2012
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