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Taken 2
If a CIA operative gives you a chance to shoot him in the back with his gun, it's probably a ruse. Just give up.
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    Posted, 7th October 2012
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    Taken 2
    The CIA's most lethal kill move is putting their palm to your face.
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      Total Recall (2012)
      New guy on the job offers you a personal contact to an agency that messes with your brain/memories... sounds like a swell idea.
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        Posted, 5th September 2012
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        Total Recall (2012)
        Considering the potentially crazy shit that occurs from a Super Agent life, Rekall should definitely consider not offering it to clients.
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          Posted, 5th September 2012
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          Total Recall (2012)
          Asians will reside in the low-tech Colony despite the fact that most of our latest upgrades are developed by Asian countries (Japan, Taiwan). Unless the Chemical war is caused by Apple.
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            Posted, 5th September 2012
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            Total Recall (2012)
            The governor of the colony, upon hearing that the UK was sending an invading army via the fall, could have... say... sabotaged the docking station. Instead, it's time to evacuate. Because that's more effective.
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              Posted, 5th September 2012
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              Total Recall (2012)
              Crazy life being chased by the government? Or living with Kate Beckinsale. Hrm....
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                Posted, 5th September 2012
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                Total Recall (2012)
                An army of heavy robots can't seem to figure out to attack the gunship piloted by the enemy. Instead, they will just stand around being shot at.
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                  Posted, 5th September 2012
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                  Total Recall (2012)
                  You'd think that the legendary intelligence agent, Carl Hauser, would be someone that everyone would be able to identify. Instead, everyone has to be told explicitly whom he is.
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                    Posted, 5th September 2012
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                    Total Recall (2012)
                    Apparently, in the world of chemical warfare, only UK and Australia survive. The rest of the world is a poisoned wasteland.
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                      Posted, 5th September 2012
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                      Total Recall (2012)
                      When going through customs, and they have some sort of scanner, make sure your head-camo won't be affected by interference effects of the scanner.
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                        Posted, 5th September 2012
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                        Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
                        The genesis torpedo works great, despite actual distance of planet from a star, orbit, etc.
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                          Posted, 19th January 2012
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                          Equilibrium
                          When the boss tells you "you know what to do", run outside into a line of fire from the police, rifle pointing to the ground.
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                            Posted, 16th January 2012
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                            Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
                            Your wife's a zombie, so it's perfectly acceptable to not end her misery. Instead, kill innocent people claiming that they intend to destroy your family. It's all part of that race card you play.
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                              Posted, 13th January 2012
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                              Alien: Resurrection
                              Shooting a double barrel shotgun at close range and at a metal grating will in no way cause flechette rounds to ricochet at you.
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                                Posted, 13th January 2012
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                                Fifth Element, The
                                Illustrious hotel liners will be serviced by the most incompetant head-of-security.
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                                  Posted, 11th January 2012
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                                  Event Horizon
                                  Lucius Malfoy isn't so bad after all.
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                                    Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                    Event Horizon
                                    That captain chair is the most unstable chair in the history of scifi.
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                                      Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                      Event Horizon
                                      They have at least two advanced space ships, and the best space stations humans have are a bunch of capsules that aren't even interconnected.
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                                        Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                        Event Horizon
                                        When your wife commits suicide, and years later you have a wall of pictures of her, many of which are copies of the same picture, it's not time for psychological evaluation. No, send him on a deep space trip.
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                                          Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                          Event Horizon
                                          When the ship is derelict, the bridge in disarray and there's gore in one of the console walls, don't get the hell out immediately. No, investigate and find out where the non-existent crew is and decode the log that basically tells you the crew got raped by hell.
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                                            Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                            13 Ghosts
                                            Hitting plexiglass will cause sparks.
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                                              Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                              13 Ghosts
                                              Scribbled words on plexiglass will stop a ghost that can otherwise shatter human bone with ease.
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                                                Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                                13 Ghosts
                                                A widowed father will always have a disobediant retarded child, a "princess" daughter, and a worthless babysitter.
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                                                  Posted, 10th January 2012
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                                                  13 Ghosts
                                                  Never. Trust. A lawyer.
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                                                    Posted, 10th January 2012
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