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The Monuments Men
Water makes land mines inoperable.
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    The Monuments Men
    Recruiting a 60 year old 300 lb man for a military job makes perfect sense.
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      The Monuments Men
      No one in basic training will tell you when they've decided to fire live ammunition over your head.
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        The Monuments Men
        Despite prestigious degrees from elite schools, none of the American museum curators can speak a second language.
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          Godzilla (2014)
          Godzilla appears to have been neutered by Bob Parker.
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            Godzilla (2014)
            Nuclear reactor radiation looks like pink cotton candy and you can outrun it if you try hard enough.
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              Godzilla (2014)
              Radiation-eating monsters make a great solution to the nation's nuclear waste storage problem.
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                Godzilla (2014)
                Even though Yucca Mountain was never used to store nuclear waste, some government employee was able to time travel to the 1950s and place a MUTo there.
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                Fast Five
                3000lb charger vs 10,000 lb bus: car wins!
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                  Resident Evil: Retribution
                  Even though you don't understand most of the first part of this movie doesn't make you special.
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                    Fast Five
                    Even though the Rock and Vin beat the crap out of each other, neither's skin can bruise.
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                      Transporter, The
                      Even though you may be tied to an office chair and unable to move your hands, you can still find a way to open a car door and sneak yourself and the office chair into the backseat.
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                        ARGO
                        Making up parts of an historical event adds to the film's credibility.
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                          Posted, 3rd June 2013
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                          Star Trek Into Darkness
                          The Enterprise also doubles as a submarine.
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                            Posted, 3rd June 2013
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                            Star Trek Into Darkness
                            The plot from "Demolition Man" makes an excellent Star Trek movie.
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                              Posted, 3rd June 2013
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                              Fast Five
                              American women from jersey can speak fluent Portuguese upon sneaking into that country .
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                                I should add, upon sneaking into brazil! And I just accidentally gave myself a negative vote because I can't type on an iPhone-- hilarious!
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                              Fast & Furious 6
                              Why choose the sane woman when you can be with the amnesiac who shot you in the chest?
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                                Posted, 2nd June 2013
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                                Star Trek Into Darkness
                                Hollywood writers do their best work when handed an original "Wrath of Khan" script and told to "go forward and plagiarize"!
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                                  Posted, 2nd June 2013
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                                  Star Trek Into Darkness
                                  When trying to reach someone, the communications officer should always pull the loud old timey snapping switch down aggressively. The one located over her head.
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                                    Posted, 2nd June 2013
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                                    Star Trek Into Darkness
                                    Ancient civilization love scrolls! And full body make up.
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                                      Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                                      To build up your strength to fight vampires, eat half a raw carrot.
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                                        Posted, 2nd June 2013
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                                        Fast & Furious 6
                                        After you dump your current girlfriend for your old girlfriend with amnesia, invite them both to a Bar-b-que in Jersey!
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                                        Fast & Furious 6
                                        If you are shot by your former girlfriend, just pull the bullet out of yourself with some pliers you found in a garage .
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                                          Fast & Furious 6
                                          To really get the audience into the action, film the big finale in the dark with super fast edits.
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                                            Star Trek Into Darkness
                                            In the sequel to Zombieland, Kirk will be chased around the Enterprise by Woody Harrelson with hedge clippers .
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                                              Posted, 2nd June 2013
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