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Godzilla (2014)
Even though Yucca Mountain was never used to store nuclear waste, some government employee was able to time travel to the 1950s and place a MUTo there.
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American Sniper
When your husband-- the former SEAL sniper with PTSD--walks into the kitchen and points a loaded pistol at you and kiddingly demand that you drop your drawers, just giggle and hug each other as he presses the pistol flush against your lower back.
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  • 9th February 2015 by zikzak393
    I don't understand Texan foreplay. I've been using jewelry, flowers and/or wine.
The Monuments Men
When a frightened Nazi with a rifle points his gun at you, offer him a cigarette and because Cigarettes solve all problems of world peace.
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  • 11th January 2015 by john2012
    It was a secret plot to kill him with Lung Cancer.
Lone Survivor
Explaining why an Afghani man would risk his life to save an American is unnecessary when there's stuff to blow up.
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  • 9th August 2014 by smartguy360
    i think it was their tribal custom to protect guests
Lone Survivor
Violence porn might sound unappealing, but anything in slow motion is cool.
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  • 9th August 2014 by smartguy360
    i blame the matrix for every movie using slow down bullet action
Lone Survivor
Even though SEAL wives know that their husbands make less than $70k a year, they still expect Arabian horses as wedding gifts.
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  • 9th August 2014 by smartguy360
    they probably think because they are seals they can just take whatever they want
Fast & Furious 6
After you dump your current girlfriend for your old girlfriend with amnesia, invite them both to a Bar-b-que in Jersey!
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Fast Five
American women from jersey can speak fluent Portuguese upon sneaking into that country .
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  • 2nd June 2013 by Riyter
    I should add, upon sneaking into brazil! And I just accidentally gave myself a negative vote because I can't type on an iPhone-- hilarious!

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