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Pineapple Express
Never underestimate the persistence of a pissed off female cop. If she's already chased you halfway across town, chances are she's not going to keep going just because you've suddenly braked.
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    Posted, 20th December 2009
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    Polar Express
    Remember how your mother always told you not to walk on railroad tracks? Yeah...forget that.
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      Posted, 14th December 2009
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      Polar Express
      Anyone can survive a near 90 degree drop in sub-zero conditions while strapped to the front of the train, as long as they hold on really tight.
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        Posted, 14th December 2009
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        Polar Express
        Know-it-alls really are that annoying.
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          Posted, 14th December 2009
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          Polar Express
          An out of control steam train built in the 1930s has more traction control when skidding over ice than a fully equipped Lexus SUV with four wheel drive.
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            Posted, 14th December 2009
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            Polar Express
            The MTA has nothing on the Polar Express' customer service.
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              Posted, 14th December 2009
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              Polar Express
              It's a magic ticket. It WILL find its way back to you, whether you want it to or not.
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                Posted, 14th December 2009
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                Polar Express
                When no one who speaks caribou happens to be around, just yank on some guy's beard. It's a perfect substiute.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
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                  Polar Express
                  Disregarding the fact that a nine-year-old boy is standing on top of a speeding locomotive in the middle of a blizzard with no problem whatsoever, don't talk to strangers you meet up there.
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
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                    Mulan
                    "You missed? How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!" How did Mulan miss?! How did Shan-Yu miss, she was three inches in front of him! Moral: when your enemy's head is three inches from your sword, that's just sad if they survive.
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                      Posted, 11th December 2009
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                      Orphan
                      When your nine-year-old adopted daughter is wearing high heels, red lipstick, serving you wine and cheese, and calling you "John darling," maybe it's time to consider that she's not exactly nine years old.
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                        Posted, 5th December 2009
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