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3 Days to Kill
Top assassins like to argue about facial hair at the scene of a shoot up
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    Posted, 22nd February 2015
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    French police like football
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      Posted, 22nd February 2015
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      Early 30's is middle aged
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        Posted, 22nd February 2015
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        If your assassin decides to not complete his mission and kill the last bad guy, just kill him yourself, which incidentally is what you should have done in the first place instead of sitting in strip clubs dressed in S&M gear and smoking fags.
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          Posted, 22nd February 2015
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          If drinking Vodka is imperative to keeping you from passing out, then don't carry a small flask of it with you. You'll always find it wherever you are.
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            Posted, 22nd February 2015
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            Always ensure your male assistant is the same size as your top assassin
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              Posted, 22nd February 2015
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              Teenage girls cannot Google "Italian tomato sauce recipes"
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                Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                If a movie plot demands it, it's easy to un-invent the elevator safety system
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                  Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                  Mothers cannot teach their children to ride a bike
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                    Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                    Your child will always call you by your first name, except that one time right at the end of the movie when they will address you as "dad"
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                      Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                      Women in undercover roles have to dress in eye catching wigs and sexy clothing, even though it doesn't help the plot whatsoever, and would be safer to blend into the background and remain anonymous
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                        Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                        If you are denied entry to a venue, simply shoot the bouncer in the foot, no one in the queue will notice
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                          Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                          You can put someone at gunpoint in the boot of your car in broad daylight and not cause any suspicion
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                            Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                            Italian accountants are immune to gas attacks
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                              Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                              Its ok to bring people back to your place to torture and hold hostage, without the slightest worry that they will come back with 'friends' to seek revenge
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                                Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                You will not kill the last baddie, because your wife wants you to quit, even though you just shot up the party venue and killed several other henchmen only a moment earlier.
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                                  Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                  Driving like a lunatic in France will not alert any police attention
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                                    Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                    If you are a woman in an undercover role, its imperative to sit in strip clubs smoking cigarettes and drive like a lunatic
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                                      Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                      Teenage girls are allowed to be rude and obnoxious to their fathers.
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                                        Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                        If you are a married man in an undercover role, you can guarantee your wife will leave you and remind you of the times you weren't there for his child/family.
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                                          Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                          A bicycle is the perfect mode of transport for a lung cancer patient
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                                            Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                            No one speaks French in France
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                                              Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                              Bicycles randomly sound their bell for comedic effect
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                                                Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                                When actually getting the chance to speak to your daughter's kidnappers, and therefore the possibility of finding out crucial information about them and their motives. It's always good practice to spend 99% of the conversation talking about yourself and 'your skills' whilst only allowing the captors to get two words out in the whole conversation.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd January 2015
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                                                  Don't elaborate on what particular set of 'skills' you may have. Most Albanians will completely understand what skills you are referring to, and wont in anyway assume you're a tightrope walker or a hairdresser
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                                                    Posted, 23rd January 2015
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