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Gods Must Be Crazy
That morning, Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across. She was as pale as something that had crawled out of a rotting log. Her hair was quite gruesome; long and stringy and white, as if she was very old. She was very big - you'd have to dig the whole day to find enough food to feed her.
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    It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon.
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      Xi is good at driving in reverse, just watch for low hanging trees.
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        When marching a group of kids cross country they will form a square rather than a circle.
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          Kate has one less cloth flower on her panties.
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            The Watape Tree will grab you.
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              When a Tswanas shakes his head no, he means 'Yes'.
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                A rhinoceros is the self appointed fire prevention officer.
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                  A man will run away screaming once he sees that you are carrying an evil coke bottle. Or maybe it's because you grabbed hi rifle.
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                    When you Land Rover rolls away from you, just wait for it to roll back.
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                      The tracks of a Land Rover will resemble the tracks of two very large snakes.
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                        The most inquisitive creature is the Baboon and if you talk long enough, he'll listen to reason and drop the coke bottle.
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                          Banana leaves won't work to keep the rocket in the launcher.
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                            Why does Sam Boga work with amateurs?
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                              Nothing will come in the way of a card game.
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                                Rebel fighters should be aware of the clerical staff wielding paper weights.
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                                  If you don't buckle up, you'll be thrown from the Jeep when it comes to a stop.
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                                    Wart Hogs are bad tempered.
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                                      It's not easy getting rid of a coke bottle in the Kalahari.
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                                        The kids will think it's funny when you get your finger stuck in a coke bottle.
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                                          Pilots flying over the Kalahari aren't too concerned about littering.
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                                            The noise in your co-worker's head shouldn't be too distracting.
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                                              Newspaper stories should only be sweet and light like Liberace and Jackie Onassis.
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                                                AT 10:30, you can stop looking busy for 15 minutes.
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                                                  In the city 600 miles to the south of the Kalahari, at 8:00, everyone has to look busy.
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