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Milk Maids will go through every gallon of milk, as if they're looking for that one gallon that won't go bad for like a decade.
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    Customers will ask where the new releases are, inspite of having a big rack with a sign that says "New Releases".
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      Dante works in a convience store. Badly. Randal works in a video store, badly as well.
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        The video store was ostensibly closed.
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          Anyone could waltz in and do their jobs.
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            Asking Randal Graves if he's going to lock the video store is probably a stupid question.
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              When Dante was four, he shit his pants rather than lift the lid to his potty seat.
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                Dante needs to either shit or get off the pot.
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                  Dante likes to think that the weight of the world rests on his shoulders.
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                    Jay would go down on Silent Bob like a circus seal.
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                      When Caitlyn offers her body to you, don't offer semantics in return.
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                        Randal's sexy talk is very kindergarten.
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                          Jay isn't dealing outside of your store. Except when he is.
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                            Jay will fuck anything that moves.
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                              No, really. The cat's name is annoying customer.
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                                The irony is that Kevin Smith himself was anti-tobacco. If you're waiting for the irony, just watch his movies almost twenty years later.
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                                  A desire to pee with the lights on and loyalty for the boss can be a sordid state of affairs.
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                                    Back to the Future
                                    Where they're going, they won't need roads. (It's a quote from the tail end of the movie, so lay off about which movie it happens in.)
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                                      Back to the Future
                                      Never use the doc's clocks to determine if you have time for school or not.
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                                        Back to the Future
                                        Weight has nothing to do with it.
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                                          Back to the Future
                                          Milton will find out what a rerun is.
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                                            Back to the Future
                                            Marty looked familiar to his grandmother, who wouldn't meet him for another twenty years.
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                                              Back to the Future
                                              You better have more than lite beer the next time Biff tows your car all the way to your house.
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                                                Back to the Future
                                                I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.
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                                                  Back to the Future
                                                  As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.
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