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Captain America: The First Avenger
The Cosmic Cube is really a transport beacon for the USS Enterprise.
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    Posted, 13th August 2011
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    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
    Dumbledore didn't have to fight the Balrog and die to earn his "Dumbledore the White" status. He just died.
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      Posted, 9th August 2011
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      Transformers: Dark of the Moon
      Watching a beloved '80s icon executing Decepticons and slowly becoming a broken bot makes a good summer movie for kids.
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        Posted, 9th August 2011
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        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
        House elves are badass.
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          Posted, 23rd July 2011
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          X-Men Origins: Wolverine
          Scraping every surface with your claws allows people to know that you are a card carrying villain.
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            Posted, 13th July 2011
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            Lion King, The
            Good kings are those who disobey their elders and cause international incidents.
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              Posted, 12th July 2011
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              Ring, The
              Sadako killed by accident, Samara killed deliberately.
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                Posted, 11th July 2011
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                Transformers: Dark of the Moon
                Sam has a brilliant life - he's got a job, lives in a nice apartment, has a girlfriend, has a car, loving parents, robot buddies; but he'd prefer to throw that all away to scream, run around and be a potential target for Decepticons.
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                  Posted, 11th July 2011
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                  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                  Seagulls can destroy a fighter plane.
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                    Posted, 21st February 2010
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                    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                    No buy water, fish make love in it.
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                      Posted, 21st February 2010
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                      Matrix, The
                      Morpheus compares Neo to Alice, a ten-year old girl.
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                        Posted, 12th February 2010
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                        Aladdin
                        Don't let Jafar sing, he'll lose his mind for a moment after finishing the song.
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                          Posted, 12th February 2010
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                          Phantom of the Opera, The
                          Mirrors hide secret passageways.
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                            Posted, 12th February 2010
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                            Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                            Taking bets involving target smoke during climatic battles is not a good idea.
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                              Posted, 12th February 2010
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                              Lion King, The
                              Hornbirds can see into the future.
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                                Posted, 6th February 2010
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                                Monty Python and the Holy Grail
                                Don't got to Camelot, it is a silly place - and only a model.
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                                  Posted, 6th February 2010
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                                  Jumper
                                  Samuel L. Jackson tears down walls when enraged.
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                                    Posted, 6th February 2010
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                                    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                                    Starscream can't be relied on to swat a simple insect.
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                                      Posted, 6th February 2010
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                                      South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
                                      Big Gay Al is super, thanks for asking.
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                                        Posted, 6th February 2010
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                                        Princess and the Frog, The
                                        The torturing of cats was the main source of entertainment for kids in the 1920s.
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                                          Posted, 6th February 2010
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                                          Dark Knight, The
                                          Somehow nobody saw some mobsters carry a Batman-dressed corpse to the top of a building and hang it.
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                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                            Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                                            John Turturro's speedo is apparently considered a decent shot for a film about a children's toy and cartoon.
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                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                              Star Trek
                                              Kirk has real hair.
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                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                Watching a giant tree collapse is very traumatic to watch.
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                                                • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                  If the tree's inhabitants were actual humans instead of CGI aliens, the movie definitely would have earned an "R" rating.
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                                                Posted, 2nd January 2010
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                                                Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The
                                                Even though they are aware that they are being chased, Hobbits light fires in really high visible places.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd January 2010
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