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Taken
The words "We can negotiate" apparently gets you shot in ANY situation.
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    Posted, 23rd January 2010
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    Taken
    When you're the lead girl's best friend, no one cares when you die... or tells your parents.
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    • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
      unless your a main character your life is meaningless
    • 9th September 2012 by agentdc7
      Also I'll mention she was the one who told the stranger absolutely every honest detail about their vacation and while lying to her friend.
    • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
      But if you think about it, Bryan's daughter was a virgin so she was sold for more, because they're 'pure'.
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    Posted, 23rd January 2010
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    Terminator Salvation
    When a human-machine hybrid is tied up, whispering at him REALLY close about the past 3 films is intimidating.
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      Posted, 23rd January 2010
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      Terminator Salvation
      Hot lead girls will only get topless in the Directors cut to encourage you to buy a movie that's exactly the same.
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      • 29th April 2010 by NateSean
        "...and then you sent people after me twenty-two times per season during the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'm fucking tired of this!"
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      Posted, 23rd January 2010
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      Legion
      Lead characters can always walk away from a serious car accident. Babies apparently don't make a sound. This I did not know.
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        Posted, 23rd January 2010
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        Legion
        Always give your best guns to the guy with the hook-for-a-hand; at least he'll never be able to shoot his own hand off.
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        • 21st February 2010 by Tycosauce
          Haha i remember this part. I lol'd so hard.
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        Posted, 23rd January 2010
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        Legion
        If you're unsure if your friend is possessed, ask him to show you his teeth.
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          Posted, 23rd January 2010
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          Legion
          All toy stores carry fully automatic weapons in the back. I'm going to Toys-R-Us later.
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          • 26th January 2010 by PreyBeginning
            Kay-Bees here I come
          • 24th January 2010 by NateSean
            Nah, Kay-Bees has a rocket launcher.
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          Posted, 23rd January 2010
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          Legion
          Every time an angel dies, someone gets cool tatoos.
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            Posted, 23rd January 2010
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            Legion
            Smoking during pregnancy causes your child to be born in 45 seconds.
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              Posted, 23rd January 2010
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              Legion
              All babies are indestructable. Don't ask questions about how he survived a car flipping 5 times and people ejecting from the front seat; He will survive. It's in the rules.
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                Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                Legion
                Rule #1, all old ladies are possessed. Don't take chances, just shoot them in the face.
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                  Legion
                  The safest place to hide during an angel attack is by the gas pump.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                    Legion
                    The best way to stop a zombie-angle attack... make a baby cry.
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                    • 25th January 2010 by wolfgirl92
                      *loud, not lound
                    • 25th January 2010 by wolfgirl92
                      This one, I laughed out lound in the library
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
                    by PreyBeginning
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                    Book Of Eli, The
                    Anyone who says, "I don't want any trouble" will no doubt kill everyone in the room with post-apocalyptic karate.
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                    • 20th March 2011 by Jonny Penn
                      D*mn! You said this before me! I was thinking the same exact thing.
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                    Posted, 18th January 2010
                    by PreyBeginning
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                    Book Of Eli, The
                    If while reading the Bible you realize passages are missing, it's okay, Denzel just forgot the words.
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                    • 23rd January 2010 by PreyBeginning
                      Thanks Sassy. =)
                    • 18th January 2010 by Sassy
                      That was great lol
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                    Posted, 18th January 2010
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                    Book Of Eli, The
                    If a man tells you "if you lay your hand on me, you won't get your hand back," DON'T TOUCH HIM!
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                      Posted, 18th January 2010
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                      Book Of Eli, The
                      A blind man can escape a guarded room without explanation, but if you let him escape, you get shot in the face. It's in the rules of guarding doors.
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                        Posted, 18th January 2010
                        by PreyBeginning
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                        Daybreakers
                        When you stab a vampire in the heart and the explosion knocks you against the wall, don't worry, the next vampire you stab won't explode, period. He'll just disappear leaving you with an awkward look on your face.
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                          Posted, 16th January 2010
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                          Daybreakers
                          Brothers always know where you're going. So when you're traveling to a big tree in the middle of nowhere even though he didn't see or hear the directions, he knows where you are.
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                            Posted, 16th January 2010
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                            Daybreakers
                            Homeless Vampires can't find work, or blood. Looks like it's a bad economy even in the movies.
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                              Posted, 16th January 2010
                              by PreyBeginning
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                              Daybreakers
                              When jump starting a vampires heart in a winery, always use flame retardant medical equipment. It'll set you on fire, just not your equipment.
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                                Posted, 16th January 2010
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